Judge removed after "pleasuring himself" during trial

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html

 

[bran987]

AHAHHAHAHHA
AHAHHAHA

it was bound to happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they always look SO FRIGGIN bored during trials!

 

[The Wenis]

bwahahahahahaha

i've seen 'em sleep and i've even seen 'em hit on jurors but never seen any chik'n chok'n.

 

[Forge]

Oh man, that's comedy gold. I wonder if they at least allowed him to finish?

 

[hamstershaver]

i dont see what he did wrong

 

[bran987]

i dont see what he did wrong

true, that's when my concentration is at a high point, maybe it helps him focus

 

[SoreArms]

I wonder if the stenographer wrote down the sounds he made.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

he did it all wrong. i would've had a chick under the desk at all times

 

[Testosterone boy]

I'm certain he posted at ef.

Sounds like a ef broly man.

 

[jenscats5]

I can hear it now: "Objection!!" Judge: uhhhh, uhhhhh, oooohhh....sustained...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Judge: "no, please, don't approach the bench right now. thank you."

 

[CFZB]

no comments on all that room in that huge robe? you guys are slackin man ..

GUILTY

 

[jenscats5]

Judge: "no, please, don't approach the bench right now. thank you."

Or if you do approach the bench, make sure you wear goggles!!!

 

[MAX 300]

These threads today are pure gold...

 

[Sub-Zero]

awsome...

thatd be funny if he got cought because he was jerkin, and when he finished up i thit him in the face, and in the middle of court everyone saw a giant glob of semen hit him in the face and drip down

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Or if you do approach the bench, make sure you wear goggles!!!

and whatever you do, do NOT open your mouth unless your hand is covering it.

 

[jenscats5]

and whatever you do, do NOT open your mouth unless your hand is covering it.

Gulp!

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Gulp!

 

[jenscats5]

Yeah, bab-ee!!!!!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Gulp!

Ms. Catz, can you please approach the bench.

 

[jenscats5]

 

[jerseyart]

Gulp!

Well, we know Jens swallows.

Personally I'd insist on my judge getting off prior to sentencing.

 

[jenscats5]

Well, we know Jens swallows.

It's the polite thing to do.....

 

[Buddy_Christ]

It's the polite thing to do.....

and should be required by law.

 

[jenscats5]

and should be required by law.

sorry for the late reply, my mouth was full...