Jokes! Let's hear'em

[-SD-]

What a fucking mess

 

[WoodyO]

You know why there was 1500 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

because they only took 1 car.

 

[1armedscissor]

You wanna see a joke just look in your pants !!!! Bwahaha

I did! I was going to tell a dick joke but it's too long!

 

[dew925]

Lol

 

[homingpigeon]

They surveyed 100 gay men and asked them if they would ever fuck bigbassturd.

60% of them said they would. . . . . . . . . . AGAIN.

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[bigbassturd]

The other 40% were still in stitches from the donkey dick

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[homingpigeon]

The other 40% were still in stitches from the donkey dick

Hahaha. IALTO!


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[1armedscissor]

The other 40% were still in stitches from the donkey dick

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Not mine it's like an empty Pringles can!

 

[bigbassturd]

Hotdog in a hallway?

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[1armedscissor]

I prefer golf pencil down a mine shaft.