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Jokes! Let's hear'em

Knock knock...
 
just...v said:
One BlueShirt always tells me....


You wanna hear a joke?





Women's rights.
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That's terrible.

There's nothing in this world worse than some pig headed male chauvinist.




Except maybe a ho that won't open my beer when she brings it to me while the game is on. Fuckin useless bitch.
 
They surveyed 100 gay men and asked them if they would ever fuck bigbassturd.

60% of them said they would. . . . . . . . . . AGAIN.

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A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
 
Last night my wife said give me six inches and make it hurt . . . .So I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth
 
ok... im actually gonna tell a joke here...
Guy is driving in the desert and stops at a bar. he sits at the bar and sees a sign that says "can you make the horse laugh?!" and under the sign is a barrel full of hundred dollar bills. the man says to the bartender. "bartender... whats this all about?" the bartender says "put a hundred dollars in the barrel and go in back of the bar, you will see a horse, if you make him laugh you win the money in the barrel." the guys says "HA fuck it i can do this" sticks a hundred in the barrel and goes in the back, when he comes back they hear the horse laughing its ass off... i mean really laughing too... so the bartender says " idk how you did it pal but here the money is yours"... a few weeks later the guy shows up again at the same bar in the desert... this time there is a sign that says "can you make the horse cry?" guy says hey bartender, same deal? he replies yes sir... the guy says fuck it i got this. puts a hundred in the barrel and goes in the back... he comes out and the horse is crying... i mean hysterical crying.. the bartender says "idk how you did it man but here ya go, you win the money, but before you go i gotta know, how the fuck did you make that horse laugh and how did u make it cry?!" the man replies, well... to make him laugh i told him i had a bigger dick than he did!... the bartender says " and howd you make him cry?" the man says... i showed him!
 
Noodles1010 said:
ok... im actually gonna tell a joke here...
Guy is driving in the desert and stops at a bar. he sits at the bar and sees a sign that says "can you make the horse laugh?!" and under the sign is a barrel full of hundred dollar bills. the man says to the bartender. "bartender... whats this all about?" the bartender says "put a hundred dollars in the barrel and go in back of the bar, you will see a horse, if you make him laugh you win the money in the barrel." the guys says "HA fuck it i can do this" sticks a hundred in the barrel and goes in the back, when he comes back they hear the horse laughing its ass off... i mean really laughing too... so the bartender says " idk how you did it pal but here the money is yours"... a few weeks later the guy shows up again at the same bar in the desert... this time there is a sign that says "can you make the horse cry?" guy says hey bartender, same deal? he replies yes sir... the guy says fuck it i got this. puts a hundred in the barrel and goes in the back... he comes out and the horse is crying... i mean hysterical crying.. the bartender says "idk how you did it man but here ya go, you win the money, but before you go i gotta know, how the fuck did you make that horse laugh and how did u make it cry?!" the man replies, well... to make him laugh i told him i had a bigger dick than he did!... the bartender says " and howd you make him cry?" the man says... i showed him!
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I don't care how funny it is, no one is reading that block of shit
 
1armedscissor said:
You shut your cock holster
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My pants are already zipped.

Oh, wait, you were implying my mouth. Hahaha, you're so clever! Seriously, I would have never thought of something that funny and witty!!!!

Stupid cunt.

Nice faggot life, you anal wart.
 
Stupid fucking asswipe


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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?

Because his pecker is on his head!


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so let me get this straight, i get bombed and go into negative karma because of a black JOKE... yet we can joke about women belonging in the kitchen, and we can joke about homosexuals??

"goingon4t" i think it is absoultely pathetic how upset you let me get you. i get bombed from you every, single, day.

the best joke on this entire thread is you.
 
Criminal10dinC said:
so let me get this straight, i get bombed and go into negative karma because of a black JOKE... yet we can joke about women belonging in the kitchen, and we can joke about homosexuals??

"goingon4t" i think it is absoultely pathetic how upset you let me get you. i get bombed from you every, single, day.

the best joke on this entire thread is you.
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Who said you could speak you fucking little slimy cocksucker
 
-SD- said:
U got Downs bro?
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Oh dude you know that bastard child he would have is for fucking sure a tard.
Downs or some fucked shit!
 
-SD- said:
more like fetal alcohol syndrome
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He is on 100mg per day of retardosis.


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Can I buck shit?


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