The FBI, DEA, and LAPD were wondering who was the best. They came up with an idea. A rabbit would be let loose into the woods. Whoever caught it the fastest would be the best. So the FBI goes first. After two weeks they come out of the woods, swearing that there was no rabbit in there.
The DEA goes into the woods. They decided to set the woods on fire to flush out the rabbit. They burn down half the woods and find no rabbit. Now it’s the LAPD’s turn. About a half-hour later they come out dragging a giant black bear.
The bear, all beaten up and bleeding, starts screaming, “OK, OK, I’m the rabbit! I’m the rabbit!”
The DEA goes into the woods. They decided to set the woods on fire to flush out the rabbit. They burn down half the woods and find no rabbit. Now it’s the LAPD’s turn. About a half-hour later they come out dragging a giant black bear.
The bear, all beaten up and bleeding, starts screaming, “OK, OK, I’m the rabbit! I’m the rabbit!”