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EnderJE

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The FBI, DEA, and LAPD were wondering who was the best. They came up with an idea. A rabbit would be let loose into the woods. Whoever caught it the fastest would be the best. So the FBI goes first. After two weeks they come out of the woods, swearing that there was no rabbit in there.

The DEA goes into the woods. They decided to set the woods on fire to flush out the rabbit. They burn down half the woods and find no rabbit. Now it’s the LAPD’s turn. About a half-hour later they come out dragging a giant black bear.

The bear, all beaten up and bleeding, starts screaming, “OK, OK, I’m the rabbit! I’m the rabbit!”
 
Walli, relax...it's a joke. LOL. A funny joke too :p
 
I found it quite funny - honestly, cops have it hard sometimes but there is no denying that some of them do abuse their powers
 
So a pe-do-phile and three boys are walking through the woods at night. One of the young boys turns to the pe-do-phile and says "It's really dark and I'm scared."
The pe-do-phile looks over at him and responds "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back to the car by myself."
 
"Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass"
The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look". "Fuck me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?"
Patient replies I've been fucked by an elephant".
The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".
Patient replies "He fingered me first".
 
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