jh.5, yes 5'3 is midget status, seems i really hurt your feelings for you to be unable to move on, but then again I would also be bitter at life for making me short, bald and the body of a 12 year old girl.
i dont see any ownage here or in the case of the goose alter. none of this stuff really qualifies for ownage IMO. you guys can do better, but i wish you wouldnt.