Jesus might not love you, but he is watching you creepily.

[NoDaddyNo]

NoDaddyNo, you remind me of my old bar trivia team. The best team name used to win a free pitcher, and our name was "The way daddy wrestles makes my bottom hurt."

My name comes from something I once heard in the gym showers. It was scarring.
Fortunately, I think the "ow daddy, it hurts!" that I heard was only about shampoo in the eyes.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Well my son, with your choice of instrument you have basically insured yourself a life of celibacy... What do you think of the priesthood?

 

[argent]

He's ready to grab that horn blower.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

He's ready to grab that horn blower.

We need to make this a contest for who can make the best caption...

Personally, bignate's bank teller caption nearly made me piss my pants.

 

[TheProject]

My name comes from something I once heard in the gym showers. It was scarring.
Fortunately, I think the "ow daddy, it hurts!" that I heard was only about shampoo in the eyes.

Speaking of, how're things with the Mexican cleaning person?

 

[argent]

I was serious about Mariucci.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

I was serious about Mariucci.

Steve, so the Lion's job didn't work out for you. A 2-14 record isn't that bad, but apparently bad enough to get you fired. Now we have this nice relaxing trucker job... hey stop at the next truckstop... Jesus needs some more meth.

 

[argent]

Does my moustache tickle your ear steve?

 

[The_Eviscerator]

bump for more captions.

 

[slickdadd]

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk."