I have compassion for my fellow students...I don't answer questions.the_alcatraz said:Good job bro!
javaguru said:I have compassion for my fellow students...I don't answer questions.
I have multiple degrees and I've been a code monkey for the last six years. I'm just taking pre-reqs for a masters.the_alcatraz said:I always knew you're smart. You could always tell the smart ones from those who just mess around. I could tell you mean business.
javaguru said:I have multiple degrees and I've been a code monkey for the last six years. I'm just taking pre-reqs for a masters.![]()
MS computer science...I already have a BA in history and a J.D.the_alcatraz said:Masters in what exactly?![]()
javaguru said:MS computer science...I already have a BA in history and a J.D.
I took a class as an undegrad that was a graduate military history course where I read Clauswitz, Sun Tzu and Machiavelli. Machiavelli was a politician and not a soldier.the_alcatraz said:I'd like to discuss some history with you sometime if you don't mind. Specifically people like Machiavelli.
javaguru said:I took a class as an undegrad that was a graduate military history course where I read Clauswitz, Sun Tzu and Machiavelli. Machiavelli was a politician and not a soldier.![]()
PS Machiavelli is wrong about mercenaries. There are many examples of them performing admirably in history.
I have some guilt for sandbagging...Cal_21 said:Congrats@!~~

javaguru said:I have some guilt for sandbagging...![]()
nimbus said:alleviate your guilt by helping out some hawt chicks; im sure your programming class is crawlign with them

LOL. Are you asking stupid questions in class?javaguru said:In my introduction to programming class...I'm that sandbagging dick you hate.
\barfcalveless wonder said:i'm sure they're all chinese too.
your fav![]()
cheater!javaguru said:In my introduction to programming class...I'm that sandbagging dick you hate.
GUARDIAN said:y r u taking it?
Javaguru said:. I'm just taking pre-reqs for a masters

I intentionally don't answer questions, we had an in class exercise to demonstrate the bubble sort and it was painful to watch the professor pull teeth to get the answer. The class uses Alice to teach programing concepts so at least I get to animate sharks on the moon.Dial_tone said:LOL. Are you asking stupid questions in class?
Still using the Vic 20 or did you upgrade to the C-64?redguru said:10 PRINT "Shut the fuck up, Javaguru"
20 GOTO 10
30 END
My roommate freshman year at OSU was Puerto Rican and took Spanish as his foreign language requirement. We had a couple CPA's in my "Finance and Accounting for Lawyers" class. Imagine the ire that raised among the law nerds.heatherrae said:cheater!
I guess it isn't as bad as my best friend in college. She took Spanish for her language pre-reqs. She is half mexican and half american and learned spanish as a child. Needless to say, she is fluent.

javaguru said:I have multiple degrees and I've been a code monkey for the last six years. I'm just taking pre-reqs for a masters.![]()
jackangel said:lol at you in an intro to programming class
36, I need a CS degree for the positions at my experience level, lead developer/project manager.roadwarrior said:Duh... now javaguru makes sense. Seeing the name out of context of high tech I missed the programming connection. I run the infrastructure/ managed services/ and training practices for my company. I work with developers from the app side all the time on deployments.
Congrats... masters in CS, ba in history, and JD... you are very well rounded. If you don't mind me asking... how old and what are goals?
( I'm old and mentor smart young people all the time at work - can't help myself asking the age/ goals question)
S
vixensghost said:Java is a geek. I like Geeks.
I got an A+ in tea bagging. lol

shit where you goto class at?javaguru said:In my introduction to programming class...I'm that sandbagging dick you hate.
Unless you're in NW Ohio you have no worries.biggernu said:shit where you goto class at?
Good luck! Have you decided on a program?biggernu said:nope im in wisconsin. I am attending the University of Wisconsin this fall baby.
javaguru said:36, I need a CS degree for the positions at my experience level, lead developer/project manager.
My GI Bill pretty much put me through undegrad but it didn't pay for graduate school.biggernu said:going for law school. I have money coming from the army but im still going to have to cough up some change for tuition, and thats with my in state costs.
Even the bonuses are off the hook these days. I got a $3,000.00 enlistment bonus for going combat arms...lollllbiggernu said:i get the kicker now that im in my 3rd year of school, i get paid $1017 a month from the army.
There's a cute black girl but the class is 90% doodz...much like the rest of IT.nimbus said:alleviate your guilt by helping out some hawt chicks; im sure your programming class is crawlign with them

i got a 20k sign on bonus for the guards. half now and half at 3 years. but there were guys at meps that were joing the guard, but if you do active duty first for 2 years they will give you up to 80k in sign on bonus depending on your job. Basically they need people for iraq.javaguru said:Even the bonuses are off the hook these days. I got a $3,000.00 enlistment bonus for going combat arms...lollll
javaguru said:There's a cute black girl but the class is 90% doodz...much like the rest of IT.
However, everywhere I turn there is young hawt wiminz, I'm afraid of pulling a puddlemonkey.![]()
you just made a great clesache, "Pulling a puddlemonkey"!javaguru said:There's a cute black girl but the class is 90% doodz...much like the rest of IT.
However, everywhere I turn there is young hawt wiminz, I'm afraid of pulling a puddlemonkey.![]()
Yep, I've been promoting it on the board as of late.the_alcatraz said:that's code for getting a wimminz prego these days? lol
javaguru said:Yep, I've been promoting it on the board as of late.
President of the computer club bro....PICK3 said:Salt in the wound would be if you mentioned you were captain of the football team.
Just sayin’
javaguru said:President of the computer club bro....
We were pimp'n C-64's......along with bitches and ho's.PICK3 said:Trs80?
javaguru said:I intentionally don't answer questions, we had an in class exercise to demonstrate the bubble sort and it was painful to watch the professor pull teeth to get the answer. The class uses Alice to teach programing concepts so at least I get to animate sharks on the moon.
The maths are what's going to take the longest. I could get an MBA in ISOM instead of MS in CS and I would only need a semester of calculus. I'm leaning toward the MS in CS, that's going to require two semesters of calculus and one semester of discrete mathematics. I'll probably take three semesters of calculus because I'm leaning toward simulation. As an undergrad I took stats and logic, in hindsight I should have taken the semester of calculus instead of logic.dirty~d~ said:Sharks on the moon?
I'm glad you're getting out and about with that brain of yours. I know better though, you don't feel guilty about the sandbagging. How much longer until you go for the Masters?
Brian's are awesome!ceo said:way to go Brian!!!
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javaguru said:The maths are what's going to take the longest. I could get an MBA in ISOM instead of MS in CS and I would only need a semester of calculus. I'm leaning toward the MS in CS, that's going to require two semesters of calculus and one semester of discrete mathematics. I'll probably take three semesters of calculus because I'm leaning toward simulation. As an undergrad I took stats and logic, in hindsight I should have taken the semester of calculus instead of logic.
But I still have to take the classes, that's time. I can take discrete mathematics with calculus II but I've got three semesters of calculus regardless.dirty~d~ said:Eh, math is easy.
javaguru said:But I still have to take the classes, that's time. I can take discrete mathematics with calculus II but I've got three semesters of calculus regardless.
All but two classes are web courses.dirty~d~ said:Are you taking distance learning for any of it? Or is it all in class?
javaguru said:All but two classes are web courses.
How much per credit hour are they charging for out of state? I know you're cheap but just sayin'....PICK3 said:You can take the math courses through LSU's Independent Study for much cheaper
http://www.is.lsu.edu/courselist.asp?cat=Mathematics&nid=102&pg=
javaguru said:How much per credit hour are they charging for out of state? I know you're cheap but just sayin'....
I'm paying $123.00 a credit hour for a 4 credit hour class.PICK3 said:I don't think they charge out-of-state fees on correspondence courses.
5 hour Calculus = $425
pg 19 http://www.is.lsu.edu/PDF/CO_bulletin.pdf

javaguru said:I'm paying $123.00 a credit hour for a 4 credit hour class.![]()
I don't ask questions and I'm a sink or swim guy....just sayin'PICK3 said:You have to be disciplined to complete a math course via correspondence study.
just sayin'
Sorry Pick, guys can't procreate with other guys....PICK3 said:
javaguru said:All but two classes are web courses.
I had mom overnight my HS letterman's jacket, bitches think I'm fly.....all the whey said:Are you taking half your Graduate classes online?
Or are you busting out the old number 50 Football Jersey and hitting the campus?
javaguru said:I had mom overnight my HS letterman's jacket, bitches think I'm fly.....
javaguru said:lolllollll
I saw some guys half assed knock off Billy Madison scene but not the real thing.all the whey said:I searched for that scene in Billy Madison on youtube. But, I couldn't find it. One of my favorite movie scenes.
The 1541 drives were terribly unreliable, I think I went through three of them at home. There were always a couple down at any one time in the computer lab. I ended up going with a third party drive and had no problems.redguru said:load "$",8,1
"The Bard's Tale" was a good AD&D video game, I was stylin' with a C-128 when that came out.redguru said:load "$",8,1
"Aggressive pricing of the C64 is considered to be a major catalyst in the video game crash of 1983. In 1983, Commodore offered a $100 rebate in the United States on the purchase of a C64 upon receipt of any video game console or computer. To take advantage of the $100 rebate, some mail-order dealers and retailers offered a Timex Sinclair 1000 for as little as $10 with purchase of a C64 so the consumer could send the computer to Commodore, collect the rebate, and pocket the difference."MightyMouse69 said:Your PC's have nothing on my Sinclair 1000
BlueBird said:I have an abacus.
I hear that happens with synthol.calveless wonder said:i have an abcess
At least it's more advanced than your internet connection.BlueBird said:I have an abacus.
calveless wonder said:i have an abcess
See a doctor...calveless wonder said:i have an abcess

Are you sayin' that you want to hit it?PICK3 said:speed bump![]()
javaguru said:Are you sayin' that you want to hit it?
So why the skulking in menz bathrooms?PICK3 said:I'm str8

javaguru said:So why the skulking in menz bathrooms?![]()
Did you quit your job at the "Greasy Pole" glory hole????PICK3 said:to earn spare change to fill up the Yaris
javaguru said:Did you quit your job at the "Greasy Pole" glory hole????
Just sayin'PICK3 said:wtf???

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