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Jail for Paris Hilton!

i dont think she'll actually spend 45 days in jail and if she does, it will be some posh special arrangement on account of her noteriety
 
Dumb= I have piles of money+probation+I choose to drive drunk anyway.

Just shows how clueless she is about the "real world."
 
Now that would make 1 awesome uncensored reality show..Watching that dumb skank get what she needs
 
Smurfy said:
i dont think she'll actually spend 45 days in jail and if she does, it will be some posh special arrangement on account of her noteriety

I think they took that into account, which is why he made these rulings.

must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

I think this is going to pretty much the real meal deal for her, and she deserves it, the ditzy ho bag.
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
I think they took that into account, which is why he made these rulings.

must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

I think this is going to pretty much the real meal deal for her, and she deserves it, the ditzy ho bag.
They have multiple security levels. That means she'll be housed with the "most trustworthy" convicts, the work release people most likely, and watched by the correction officers like a hawk. It's no big deal for her real personal safety/security but they are hoping she learns a lesson.
 
chewyxrage said:
with that much money wtf not have a driver

u guys have misjudged her. Paris keeps it street. shes not a snob at all. she hangs with people from all walks of life.

Shes a multimillionairess she doesn't have to hang with common folk, but she does because shes like that.
 
Oceano said:
u guys have misjudged her. Paris keeps it street. shes not a snob at all. she hangs with people from all walks of life.

Shes a multimillionairess she doesn't have to hang with common folk, but she does because shes like that.


whatever, it's called common sense. when you're on probation you shouldn't be fucking around especially when it would be so easy to get a driver
 
javaguru said:
They have multiple security levels. That means she'll be housed with the "most trustworthy" convicts, the work release people most likely, and watched by the correction officers like a hawk. It's no big deal for her real personal safety/security but they are hoping she learns a lesson.

I'm not saying.. it's going to be as bad as it would be for most people..

but still it's not going to be a walk in the park either.. she's going to have to follow their rules.. she sure as hell isn't going to be going out drinking.. partying.. etc etc..

a cage weather it has posh cushins or dirty floorboards.. is still a cage..
 
chewyxrage said:
whatever, it's called common sense. when you're on probation you shouldn't be fucking around especially when it would be so easy to get a driver

yeah i agree about that. but lol @ sum of the peeps on here wanting her to get raped and abused in prison.

She's not even a bad person.
 
Oceano said:
yeah i agree about that. but lol @ sum of the peeps on here wanting her to get raped and abused in prison.

She's not even a bad person.

she might not be a "bad" person.

but is she a "good" person?

I'd go with no..
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
I'm not saying.. it's going to be as bad as it would be for most people..

but still it's not going to be a walk in the park either.. she's going to have to follow their rules.. she sure as hell isn't going to be going out drinking.. partying.. etc etc..

a cage weather it has posh cushins or dirty floorboards.. is still a cage..
Exactly,it's not the risk of physical harm, it's her sense of being above the law they want to take away. Probably won't work but I applaud the effort.
 
fistfullofsteel said:
she'll probably go to a country club like martha stewart

nah they sentanced her to a jail, and as a part of the sentance she can't change her jail, so no effing country club for this ditzy blonde. =)
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
she might not be a "bad" person.

but is she a "good" person?

I'd go with no..

I think she's a good person. She gives more to charity than you or I. In fact the only time I have ever seen her being a 'bad' person is when she is drunk and lets face it, none of us are great when we're inebriated.
 
Oceano said:
I think she's a good person. She gives more to charity than you or I. In fact the only time I have ever seen her being a 'bad' person is when she is drunk and lets face it, none of us are great when we're inebriated.

agreed with that last part, though I am a damn party when I'm hammered.. though that's in my past now.. hah.. until tonight..

true she gives more to charity then you or I

but she gives what maybe like 0.5% of her wealth?

Is paris hilton the rich hoe bag who donates 1000 dollars out of her billions more charitable then the poor begger who offers his last 2 dollars.

Lets face it to bro, charity is just a huuuuuge write off for the rich people, which is a good thing because it does go to a good cause.
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
but she gives what maybe like 0.5% of her wealth?.

She still gives. I don't. I don't know about you.

FriendlyCanadian said:
Is paris hilton the rich hoe bag who donates 1000 dollars out of her billions more charitable then the poor begger who offers his last 2 dollars.

Lets face it to bro, charity is just a huuuuuge write off for the rich people, which is a good thing because it does go to a good cause.

I think she'd still like to think she was helping people. When shes sober, I see a decent person.
 
I really liked her on her show and her acting was pretty good in House Of Wax. Just seems like someone you can't help but like.
 
Wonder if she will say "thats hot" when shes locked up.
 
She was then ordered to report to a women’s jail in suburban Lynwood on the set date or face 90 days behind bars.

I don't know exactly where this is, I hope she's late though so they double her sentance, hahahah.
 
Why do people say she's going to a "country club" jail? She's going to the same jail that other criminals go to. It's a county jail. I don't think you will find a county jail anywhere in this country that is a pleasant place to live.

Her original offense was DUI with a blood alcohol level of .08 which is just barely legally intoxicated. I've driven with a higher BAC than that only I just didn't get caught. Her problem is that she's a scofflaw and didn't abide by the terms of her punishment. For that, she deserves a few weeks in jail. It also sounds like she has no way of getting out of the jail sentence regardless of what her high priced lawyer does.
 
plifter said:
Why do people say she's going to a "country club" jail? She's going to the same jail that other criminals go to. It's a county jail. I don't think you will find a county jail anywhere in this country that is a pleasant place to live.

.

Because they didn't read the entire article...
 
She obviously was thumbing her nose at the law. With as much money as she has, she could have a driver while she was suspended. Instead she flauted the law. Maybe she will get a reality check before she kills someone driving like an idiot.
 
I can see women inmates respecting lil kim, alot more then they would ever respect paris hilton..

who the EF puts a dog in a purse, goooood loooord.

it's a pet not a fashion statement!
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
I can see women inmates respecting lil kim, alot more then they would ever respect paris hilton..

who the EF puts a dog in a purse, goooood loooord.

it's a pet not a fashion statement!

she'll be segregated cause people would fuck her up just to get famous.. they do that with all famous people who go to jail..
 
Phaded said:
she'll be segregated cause people would fuck her up just to get famous.. they do that with all famous people who go to jail..

maybe someone will get her in the shower or something, hahah.
 
Great news! Was just watching this on TV and people were actually arguing that it was too harsh for her or some BS like that. The bitch violates her probation three times and has how many DUI's? She should have her liscense taken away for good. The minute she heads to jail, society's IQ will raise to the 90th percentile. LOL.

But seriously- drinking and driving are for people who are pathetic. It's amazing that they don't think they can kill innocent people, children, babies, etc. Sick sick. She should bring her buddy Nicole along.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
Great news! Was just watching this on TV and people were actually arguing that it was too harsh for her or some BS like that. The bitch violates her probation three times and has how many DUI's? She should have her liscense taken away for good. The minute she heads to jail, society's IQ will raise to the 90th percentile. LOL.

But seriously- drinking and driving are for people who are pathetic. It's amazing that they don't think they can kill innocent people, children, babies, etc. Sick sick. She should bring her buddy Nicole along.

hey that's my future wife you're talking about
 
jack_schitt said:
"Bitch Need Slappin"

hahahaha, I totally agree, just like the person in this thread who said she was so lovable.. seriously.. I would love to see paris hilton get slapped.. that would make my day..
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Money makes it "all good" .... don't it? LOL
I hope she learns her lesson after being in jail but I'm not so sure. :rolleyes: I would think just knowing that you could kill another person would convince you to be more responsible...

I bet she decorates her cell in all pink. lol.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
I hope she learns her lesson after being in jail but I'm not so sure. :rolleyes: I would think just knowing that you could kill another person would convince you to be more responsible...

I bet she decorates her cell in all pink. lol.

because they let you decorate your cell in county jail and I'm sure they are more then willing to let you bring whatever you want in there..

yeeeaaah...
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
because they let you decorate your cell in county jail and I'm sure they are more then willing to let you bring whatever you want in there..

yeeeaaah...


Do you think she will actually go to jail?

:santa:
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
because they let you decorate your cell in county jail and I'm sure they are more then willing to let you bring whatever you want in there..

yeeeaaah...
Holy shit you must be joking? Could you not sense my humor in that statement? This is my last post to you because your lack of intelligence is just too much for me to handle. It's like talking to a brick wall. I'm embarassed for you.

That is all.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Do you think she will actually go to jail?

:santa:

did ya read the article?

I'm like 90% sure she will go to jail, and she'll get 90 days instead of 45 if she doesn't show up on the proper day. =)
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
Holy shit you must be joking? Could you not sense my humor in that statement? This is my last post to you because your lack of intelligence is just too much for me to handle. It's like talking to a brick wall. I'm embarassed for you.

That is all.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

oh god..

lack of intelligence? my IQ is probably higher then yours princess.

no, I couldn't sense your "humour" because you're not "funny".

in order for me to sense any kind of humour, you would have to say something funny, that's kind of how it works.

if this really is your last post to me, then I feel like the luckiest SOB on the EF forums.

the highlight of your response was that you're embarassed for me..

ha..

do you get embarassed for other people because you think you're to good to feel embarassed yourself?

you should crawl down from your pedistol IP, your shit does not smell like roses.. it's pretty stanky..

just like ms paris hilton.

oh.. and I was joking.. I just don't like you..
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Do you think she will actually go to jail?

:santa:

It doesn't sound like there's any way she can get out of it. The judge has made his final decision. When you get busted while on probation, the courts usually come down pretty hard.
 
lol from the superficial

This judge is a fucking hero. I mean, yeah, I once saw him save a group of children by killing a bear with his bare hands. And then this other time I saw him run into a burning building to save a box of kittens. But really, this Paris thing is probably the most heoric thing he's ever done. They should give him a cape. And also this card I made for him. I wrote his name in curly letters and drew hearts all around the margin.
 
seriously if i could make that much money by shagging and telling everyone about it, id have HIV jumping on my dick like a flea circus, carnival music and everything
 
pintoca said:
lol from the superficial

This judge is a fucking hero. I mean, yeah, I once saw him save a group of children by killing a bear with his bare hands. And then this other time I saw him run into a burning building to save a box of kittens. But really, this Paris thing is probably the most heoric thing he's ever done. They should give him a cape. And also this card I made for him. I wrote his name in curly letters and drew hearts all around the margin.


Stilleto?
 
javaguru said:
If you have a girlfriend, he'll be your worst nightmare.

The cape is a chick magnet. Think I'll wear mine to the Sports bar tonight while I am playing pool.
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
I think they took that into account, which is why he made these rulings.

must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

I think this is going to pretty much the real meal deal for her, and she deserves it, the ditzy ho bag.


Judge did the right thing.

*thumbs up* Sauer
 
i didnt read this entire thread so im sorry if its been said but you know she will just make a spin off of this and make millions on a new reality tv show "jail life" or something. shes smart so i wouldnt put it past her to spin this off.
 
My hubby would get tore up from the floor up w/ditzy hos in tow... ALWAYS had a driver and tho he lived comfortably he was no Hilton.

WTF is up with dummies? Jeezus if you wanna get blasted then either A - stay your ass in your hottub AT HOME or B - hire a car. How hard is that?

Never and excuse for drinkin/drugging and driving.
 
I hope she gets a Brazilian wax before she goes. One bristle toothbrushes are considered shanks and outlawed
 
mightymouse69 said:
If she was a person of color, she would of been looking at 1-2 years for sure...


I don't think color has anything to do with it. (just in this instance)

Money does and in this case (hopefully) money will mean nothing as well.

Finally a judge with some balls.
 
velvett said:
Finally a judge with some balls.

This isn't the correct decision imo. She should've been put under house arrest. Prison for Paris is more severe than prison for a normal person because she will be targeted unfairly because of who she is.
 
Oceano said:
This isn't the correct decision imo. She should've been put under house arrest. Prison for Paris is more severe than prison for a normal person because she will be targeted unfairly because of who she is.

Celebrity is not a means to escape true punishment. Don't forget, she was on probation and violated probation by driving without a license, without insurance, and without an inspection sticker on her $340,000 car.

Boo fucking hoo
 
velvett said:
I don't think color has anything to do with it. (just in this instance)

Money does and in this case (hopefully) money will mean nothing as well.

Finally a judge with some balls.

If you observe the prison population, it is packed with people of color who have done 1/2 of what this trashy white harlot has done.

Justice is not blind, she will get off - trust me.
 
gotmilk said:
Celebrity is not a means to escape true punishment. Don't forget, she was on probation and violated probation by driving without a license, without insurance, and without an inspection sticker on her $340,000 car.

Boo fucking hoo

but shes not getting the same punishment. her punishment is greater because of who she is. she'll be targeted.

i take back the thing about house arrest, because her house is massive.

and why does everyone have to throw in a dig about Paris?
 
damn, her mother is much more of a douche than she is

actually, Paris is simply retarded, her mother is a douche
 
gotmilk said:
Celebrity is not a means to escape true punishment. Don't forget, she was on probation and violated probation by driving without a license, without insurance, and without an inspection sticker on her $340,000 car.

Boo fucking hoo
I agree. It doesn't matter if they are a celebrity or not. She should have thought about that before she violated her probation three times. Idiot.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
I agree. It doesn't matter if they are a celebrity or not. She should have thought about that before she violated her probation three times. Idiot.

Does Peter like Paris?
 
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