I've decided that I'm going to take the MENSA test

[iamthatiam]

What will some of you say when I pass and get my card? lol

 

[iamthatiam]

and I will pass. I had the second highest score ever on the exam where I work and that covers many years. I also like to decapitate people.

 

[PICK3]

you like dick fgt

 

[wootoom]

The only card you're pulling is dick faggot

 

[sexyMFer]

You're taking dick fgt

 

[WoodyO]

From a remedial English class to MENSA? You've come a long way.

 

[-SD-]

From a remedial English class to MENSA? You've come a long way.

Where were you doing?????

 

[WoodyO]

I were studying fur Menser.

 

[wootoom]

Where were you doing?????

Hahaahahahahaahahahaahahahaah

 

[caligirl85]

This is why you can't get laid.

 

[WoodyO]

This is why you can't get laid.

Well, this and the fact that he's hideous.

 

[wootoom]

The push-up king

 

[AFeedz]

I was interviewing a douche once who reminded me twice he was in Mensa.

He also told me about his Cuneiform tat.

Needless to say, I didn't hire him.

 

[PICK3]

I was interviewing a douche once who reminded me twice he was in Mensa.

He also told me about his Cuneiform tat.

Needless to say, I didn't hire him.

look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


I hire people!

 

[AFeedz]

I did.

 

[PICK3]

I did.

I don't


butt my input matters

 

[caligirl85]

I just submitted my resume for a new job. It's probably a good sign when the hiring manager emails you the posting. ...here's hoping anyway!

 

[-SD-]

I just submitted my resume for a new job. It's probably a good sign when the hiring manager emails you the posting. ...here's hoping anyway!

whats the job

 

[PICK3]

I just submitted my resume for a new job. It's probably a good sign when the hiring manager emails you the posting. ...here's hoping anyway!

Is said new job in New Orleans?

 

[iamthatiam]

Thanks for all the support! I did get laid last night and since it's been a couple weeks, I squirted both of us in the face, was a very intense and long orgasm that I was proud of.

 

[WoodyO]

And where did he cum?

 

[nangiggles]

^ lolol

 

[nangiggles]

oh and pics of money shot or you came in a tube sock.

 

[-SD-]

And where did he cum?

on the face of course

 

[wootoom]

Thanks for all the support! I did get laid last night and since it's been a couple weeks, I squirted both of us in the face, was a very intense and long orgasm that I was proud of.

Too bad your doll doesn't react to facials...

 

[digimon7068]

oh and pics of money shot or you came in a tube sock.

tube sock

 

[caligirl85]

whats the job

The title is "Health Liaison Specialist". It's a gov't job doing some project work and consulting regarding mental health of kids in the foster care system. Lots of liaising with all the agencies. It'd be a lateral move but lots of room to climb. I'm as far as I can go where I am.

That being said I want to go back to school in the next year or so and take a different direction so this will come down to holidays and parking spots.

 

[ha1a1]

Thanks for all the support! I did get laid last night and since it's been a couple weeks, I squirted both of us in the face, was a very intense and long orgasm that I was proud of.

Was it someone new or did u go and grovel back to ur ex for a mercy fuck.

 

[miplank]

how did you manage to squirt you and him in the face at the same time?

 

[miplank]

split jizz stream?

 

[-SD-]

The title is "Health Liaison Specialist". It's a gov't job doing some project work and consulting regarding mental health of kids in the foster care system. Lots of liaising with all the agencies. It'd be a lateral move but lots of room to climb. I'm as far as I can go where I am.

That being said I want to go back to school in the next year or so and take a different direction so this will come down to holidays and parking spots.

can I goobermint cheese?

 

[sexyMFer]

It's obviously been more than a few weeks since the last time you had sex if you can't aim any better than to hit yourself in the face

 

[sexyMFer]

You fucking dunce

 

[miplank]

u mad bro?

 

[sexyMFer]

I'm so pissed

Who the fuck cums in their own face?

 

[miplank]

lololol

 

[WoodyO]

Maybe he curled up in a ball while trying to cum in his own mouth.

 

[miplank]

sounds like you've tried that before

 

[WoodyO]

I actually saw it in a porn blooper recently.

 

[PICK3]

I actually saw it in a porn blooper recently.

You saw dick in a porn blooper

 

[WoodyO]

Indeed

 

[sexyMFer]

sounds like you've tried that before

Sounds like something he'd be interested in trying real talk

 

[ha1a1]

He cherishes those moments.

 

[WoodyO]

Nah, I drink and smoke too much. My jizz probably tastes hideous.

 

[wootoom]

Smoking is nasty bro

 

[rainbococksleev]

Give him a break u can't aim a japdick

 

[WoodyO]

Smoking is nasty bro

Even cigars?

 

[wootoom]

Pole?

 

[caligirl85]

skin flute?

 

[samoth]

I hate fucking nerds like you.

 

[wootoom]

I fucking love guys like you

 

[nangiggles]

I hate fucking nerds like you.

Well look what the cat dragged in!

 

[digimon7068]

I hate fucking nerds like you.

sambo!

 

[miplank]

I love fucking guys like you

o'rly?