I've been in bed with the flu the past two days...

[nimbus]

and my roommate (jew), turned off the heat when he left the house today, leaving me to wake up shivering.

Is the health of a good bro really worth less than a few cents?

should i leave a jizz sock on his couch, a la p. daddy?

 

[Bikini Mod]

occicillium - I swear it works. Take some and you will feel better.

 

[jnevin]

If he's got teh joo, I suggest turning the oven on full blast, leaving it open, and using that to heat the house. Maybe put a sign on top of it that says "YOU" with an arrow pointing down to fuck with him.



Yep. I got heaven locked.

 

[miplank]

If he's got teh joo, I suggest turning the oven on full blast, leaving it open, and using that to heat the house. Maybe put a sign on top of it that says "YOU" with an arrow pointing down to fuck with him.



Yep. I got heaven locked.

lolololololol

 

[lartinos]

go sleep in his bed all day and then return back to yours right before he comes back.

 

[jnevin]

Put bologna between his pillow and the mattress and do sexuals on it.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

better than being in bed with pick3 for the past two days I guess...

 

[fistfullofsteel]

wouldn't hurt to put up posters of hitler all over your room. just saying.

 

[BBR100]

If he's got teh joo, I suggest turning the oven on full blast, leaving it open, and using that to heat the house. Maybe put a sign on top of it that says "YOU" with an arrow pointing down to fuck with him.



Yep. I got heaven locked.

LMAO @ Maybe.

 

[nimbus]

lmao thanks guys i needed that

 

[Arabian]

Take Zinc. it works

 

[ceo]

go sleep in his bed all day and then return back to yours right before he comes back.

be sure to cough, sneeze and fart in his pillow too.

 

[jnevin]

be sure to cough, sneeze and fart in his pillow too.

Now that's how you get pinkeye...

 

[binö]

yeah i'm feeling it too.
sucks

 

[walliwalibus]

Sucks big time dood, even a noob knows that. LOL Hope ya get better fast.

 

[Sub-Zero]

go sleep in his bed all day and then return back to yours right before he comes back.

lmfao.

what a fucking prick ur roomate is.

i agree with lartinos on this one, with the hitler posters in a close second place.

id fucking punch my roomate in the face if he did something like that no joke...in fact im tempted to fly over and punch your roomate in teh face

 

[beach_bum_dude]

post nudes of his g/f...........again!!!

 

[PICK3]

rub Ben Gay on your nutsack

 

[nimbus]

Now that's how you get pinkeye...

lmao i love that line