I've Been Betrayed!!!!

[Frackal]

Normally I never buy CD's because of course I'm concerned that they'd suck....well today on a rare impulse I stopped at Best Buy...upon looking through the albums I came across Old Dirty Bastard's new album 'The Trials and Tribulations of Russell Jones..'

Now anyone who has heard Brooklyn Zoo understands what kind of hip-hop I like, very gutteral, cutthroat shit...so I pop it in my cd player and do I hear any gutteral ODB style hip hop? Do I?

NO, what I hear is some fucking chimie chimey fucking half ass computer generated bullshit....What did fucking ODB turn gay since "Nigga Please??"

Is there any chance best buy will take this shit back? I bet not...motherfuckers.

Oh I also bought Mobb Deep's Infamy which seems to be pretty weak too but not the ridiculous garbage that ODB's album is...what a fucking travesty.

 

[KAYNE]

WHEN I READ THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE ASS RAMMING YOU!!! SEEING HOW AS YOU LIKE THAT SOOOO MUCH!!! IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN BETRAYAL!!!


KAYNE

 

[AAP]

Well you opened it and it is going to be a little complicated to return it, so here's what you do. You take something sharp and put a scratch down the back. Return it and claim it is defective. Exchange it for the same thing, but don't open it. Take it to another store and claim that you got it as a gift and don't want it.

 

[starfish]

:mp5:

Frackal, you seem wound up these days..

 

[Frackal]

Starfish,

Everyone of those smilies is operating a phallic symbol of some sort...is that your subtle way of saying:

"Frackal I'm madly in love with you. I think about you every night. When I'm eating a bowl of alphabet soup, I always eat the F's, R's, A's, C's, K's, A's and L's in sequence... I long for the day when your cum can drip down forhead and into my eye...I want to be on your anal agenda, I want you to take me in the dumpster behind Jack In The Box or another similarly romantic enviroment...I want you to be my wittle Baloney Cheese Casserole with Cajun Mustard sauce...I want YOU frackal..."


god am i creative or what!

 

[starfish]

Starfish,

Everyone of those smilies is operating a phallic symbol of some sort...is that your subtle way of saying:

"Frackal I'm madly in love with you. I think about you every night. When I'm eating a bowl of alphabet soup, I always eat the F's, R's, A's, C's, K's, A's and L's in sequence... I long for the day when your cum can drip down forhead and into my eye...I want to be on your anal agenda, I want you to take me in the dumpster behind Jack In The Box or another similarly romantic enviroment...I want you to be my wittle Baloney Cheese Casserole with Cajun Mustard sauce...I want YOU frackal..."


god am i creative or what!

LMAO

Oh no, you are on to me... Except today, I could not find the "F" in my soup and my day was shattered.

 

[Frackal]

Come to Colorado, I'll put the F in your soup.... haha

 

[starfish]

 

[Frackal]

Come to me darlin'

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[Latimer]

You should never expect much when you buy a rap cd nowadays.

 

[Frackal]

Yeah no shit...what's going on man???

 

[Latimer]

Same old shit. Chilling out and getting tanked. I haven't really drank in 2-3 months and these 7&7's are getting right on top of me.

 

[Frackal]

Dont suppose you've heard Gravediggaz new CD ?

Or possibly Wu-Tang's newest? Can't remember what it is called but it has them on the cover as soldiers pushing up a flag.

 

[Latimer]

Nah, I don't listen to much rap lately. Maybe a little DMX here and there. I'm mostly into rock and the heavier stuff. I was all about some rap back in my ill-spent youth, like so many others.

 

[AAP]

Well I see I was ignored here.

 

[Hannibal]

Well I see I was ignored here.

Not exactly....next time I get stuck with a lame CD...your plan will come in nicely.

 

[Frackal]

Well I see I was ignored here.

No you werent bro thanks...I will most likely do just that.

 

[u4ik_RAGE]

Well you opened it and it is going to be a little complicated to return it, so here's what you do. You take something sharp and put a scratch down the back. Return it and claim it is defective. Exchange it for the same thing, but don't open it. Take it to another store and claim that you got it as a gift and don't want it.

I tried the same thing with some PC software. I give it to the clerk and she grabs a new one from the shelf. She cuts the plastic open and the bitch hands me the box which is now unsealed. "There you go." I'm standing there with a blank expression on my face and then just walk out.
I got my money back though when I went to another store and said it crashed my PC.