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10:00am...full tweed ahead
10:00am...full tweed ahead
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foreigngirl
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LMFAO!!!! Hi there 
How is MI treating ya?
How is MI treating ya?
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ortiz34 said:
fo shizzle
SoKlueles said:i knew it had to be jackgambiny never hits me
Hey you
foreigngirl
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SoKlueles said:
lol....and a nice big ass ones too
SoKlueles said:
oh yeah, teet shots are always appreciated
needtogetaas
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oooo god.
foreigngirl
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Dunk said:
thats great. Keep it up
SoKlueles said:
penis pics sent but my visor is in the wash
foreigngizzle...you know you will always be my turkish princess
foreigngirl
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stilleto said:Hi jack.
get it? hijack?
lol..you are funny today
Dunk said:
rizzle one up but dont smoke it bro...good tweed is like a fine wine, let it age until tha moment is right
Jack_Schitt said:
so are you nizzle....got any teet shots?
foreigngirl
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Gambino said:so are you nizzle....got any teet shots?
few from Klu....I cant keep them causer that crazy broad that s stalking me might somehow get in my comp too. You want'em?
Jack_Schitt said:
i fee ya. send them via secure e-mail..a gizzle can never be sure.
blut wump said:
schitts yesterdays news. i layed his bitch ass out about a half hour ago
foreigngirl
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Gambino said:
sure. I'll do that before I head to KY again. I hate that drive
foreigngirl
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stilleto said:
Its all good
foreigngirl
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SoKlueles said:
you should've known better than sending me to me. The worst was that you even sent me some in the christmas card
Jack_Schitt said:
i hear its a bitch
Erzulie said:I gotcha email
Ill let ya know
cool
how did you like the last pic..the penis one, that is?
Dunk said:
ever rizzle your jizzle while dizzling a prizzle shake? takes like 4 hands muh nizzle.
Erzulie said:OMG, that was *ahem* hugeYou should gimme half.. just half
i'll think about cutting a deal. i've been known to do that from time to time
hamstershaver
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double red for all name changers
Erzulie said:
i sent her penis pics. her reaction is only natural.SoKlueles said:
SoKlueles said:
yes, but she didn't complain. once it showed up under the glass, she smiled.
SoKlueles said:gosh that must make a man feel good
when i did it, i felt like i was in a scene from "honey i shrunk my genetalia"
off topic a bit..
why the hell do I get these emails
___________________________________________
Carefully chosen herbal ingredients are the key to peniis enlargement
success.
Not only the precise blend of ingredients but also many other factors
have effect
on the overall potency and strength of peniis enlargement formula.
Some of these factors include growing conditions, geographical location
where herbs are grown,
harvest time, the way herbs are stored before processing, the way herbs
are processed.
http://kmbdfahil.informationweb-site.info/?cegjahilxwqowykmzppbdf
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WTF? Do they know something I don't know
Erzulie said:off topic a bit..
why the hell do I get these emails
___________________________________________
Carefully chosen herbal ingredients are the key to peniis enlargement
success.
Not only the precise blend of ingredients but also many other factors
have effect
on the overall potency and strength of peniis enlargement formula.
Some of these factors include growing conditions, geographical location
where herbs are grown,
harvest time, the way herbs are stored before processing, the way herbs
are processed.
http://kmbdfahil.informationweb-site.info/?cegjahilxwqowykmzppbdf
vpa
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WTF? Do they know something I don't know
bahahaha i get em too
im just afraid to open them
i also get them from anita dick........im so wet and horny
or some hooker name like that
ohhh dont u love getting the ones that say
"someone wants to date you"
its a scam, cuz noone wants to date me
i tried that little trick before
SoKlueles said:bahahaha i get em too
im just afraid to open them
i also get them from anita dick........im so wet and horny
or some hooker name like that
ohhh dont u love getting the ones that say
"someone wants to date you"
its a scam, cuz noone wants to date me
say what?
SoKlueles said:bahahaha i get em too
im just afraid to open them
i also get them from anita dick........im so wet and horny
or some hooker name like that
ohhh dont u love getting the ones that say
"someone wants to date you"
its a scam, cuz noone wants to date me
I expect getting them in my generic yahoo, or hotmail addy but now im getting them in my personal addy.
i dont get e-mail like that. wtf?
oh i odnt knowGambino said:
you know, i talk fast, and i type fast and i think i have alot of run on sentences too
the other day we went to TJ maxx and i asked this saleslady
"do yuns have any aigner purses?"
and her reply was
"whut?" she was from russia or something
wtf? i hate when ppl dont understand me and dumbbutt called me a redneck right in front of her
just for saying yuns
SoKlueles said:oh i odnt know
you know, i talk fast, and i type fast and i think i have alot of run on sentences too
the other day we went to TJ maxx and i asked this saleslady
"do yuns have any aigner purses?"
and her reply was
"whut?" she was from russia or something
wtf? i hate when ppl dont understand me and dumbbutt called me a redneck right in front of her
Sorry Klu, but that was f'ing HILARIOUS!!!
I still love you though
foreigngirl
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SoKlueles said:
FG is gonna kill you
lolGambino said:Sorry Klu, but that was f'ing HILARIOUS!!!
I still love you though
he calls me a redneck on a regular basis.......isnt that harassment?
but never in front of someone
but she probably didnt even know what the word meant
and btw i never did get my aigner purse
SoKlueles said:
most of the time i use the prosthetic one that i keep in my car...the whizzinator.
foreigngirl
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SoKlueles said:i was excited yesterday cuz someone told me that walmart has started selling sex toys
what? Where?
Jack_Schitt said:
dont get too excited jack...
foreigngirl
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SoKlueles said:i dunno i was about to head on out to wallyworld to find out
probably not in Michigan though
Jack_Schitt said:
www.walmart.com
i get alot of music from them (seriously), so i'm sure you can find your sex toys.
foreigngirl
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Gambino said:
eh, I'll just send this bitch I am seing to go to Lovers Lane or somfin. Too embarassing for a guy to be getting sex toys
dude, i cant even get my man to buy me tampons, let alone sex toysJack_Schitt said:
what if i had a hurt back and needed a toy from the store, would you get it for me?
I would do it for you
oh and if i want to buy astroglide, ill have to make sure im alone cuz he wont be within 500000000000 feet of me when i slide that puppy by the register thingy
foreigngirl
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SoKlueles said:
buying tampons? Never. I'll get you KY or astroglide
Jack_Schitt said:
you guys are a hand full!
lol
My X had to go and buy me all kinds of crazy things after the birth of my son. Breast pads, bra's, those huge maxi's (almost like a damn diaper) I was bed ridden so no way in hell I could get out and drive.
I giggled the entire time he was gone
lolErzulie said:you guys are a hand full!
lol
My X had to go and buy me all kinds of crazy things after the birth of my son. Breast pads, bra's, those huge maxi's (almost like a damn diaper) I was bed ridden so no way in hell I could get out and drive.
I giggled the entire time he was gone
x is pwned again
when i ran my saltwater tanks, i had no problem buying the 'big momma' pantyhose. i used them to stretch over the filter grillz in the bottom of the tank so the substrate didn't clog up the pump impellers.
but never have, and never would buy tampons (unless she was dying). it's just kinda creepy for a dude.
but never have, and never would buy tampons (unless she was dying). it's just kinda creepy for a dude.
SoKlueles said:lol
x is pwned again
It doesn't bother me to buy any of those things. I couldn't take BC for the longest time so condoms were used alot! No way I was taking the chance of getting pregnant. I'd go and buy them no problem, i have no issue going and buy his damn boxers, or the sex goodies. I think he should help a chick out when she's in need also.
foreigngirl
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SoKlueles said:
what about depends?
extra large?
foreigngirl
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pintoca said:
I live by old standards
Erzulie said:
Did you know tampons have many useful functions?
Kids find all kinds of things to do with them (no not the used ones)
Unfortunately, yes. I put in a hot water heater for my sister once....told her to turn off the water at the main, and drain down the house.
She follows instructions very poorly.
I had to use tampons to dry out the copper tubing, so I could sweat it properly.
Gambino said:Unfortunately, yes. I put in a hot water heater for my sister once....told her to turn off the water at the main, and drain down the house.
She follows instructions very poorly.
I had to use tampons to dry out the copper tubing, so I could sweat it properly.
lol
see, now that wasn't too bad was it.
Erzulie said:lol
see, now that wasn't too bad was it.
No, it worked great, but the hard part was looking at my sisters face on the other side of a leaking pipe, and saying "you got any tampons laying around?"
Draining down a house takes roughly an hour...I couldn't wait.
hamstershaver
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i really hate tampon talk
hamstershaver said:
Agreed.
Going to sleep.
Have a happy day everyone.
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