green a coming whiny...humantarget said:alright, i'm not getting K reciprocation here.......
green a coming whiny...humantarget said:alright, i'm not getting K reciprocation here.......
Lestat said:no fucking way

Erzulie said:yay
I'm getting married!
Bet you guys and gals didn't expect that.. well the question was popped early today at the gym.
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Angel said:i'm confused
rightjack_schitt said:You dont say
c00per said:Congrats
So where are you registered? --- Anafit or Ancillary Guys?
McGriddles by the dozen?humantarget said:Krispy Kreme.
JavaGuru said:McGriddles by the dozen?

The last thing you need is another car accident....Erzulie said:mmmmmmmmmm
Thanks a bundle... diet started this week, so no freaking McGriddles for me. Now Im hungry dammit.![]()
tommy2tone said:yo assdrizzle can i be the limo driver?
Erzulie said:We are gonna use a pickup truck with a shotgun rack in the back, and pull a trailer with hay for the wedding party to tag along.
You in?
tommy2tone said:i'll be the one wearing the gas mask.... you southern folk and ur peppers and spicy food
alien amp pharm said:I'm not reading thru this garbage of a thread, was she serious or not?
Angel said:is he hot?????
is he moving in with you or are you moving in with him???Erzulie said:I'd have it no other way... I'm just marrying him for his body and his good looks, of course for his money too....
You're a woman so that goes without saying...duh..Erzulie said:I'd have it no other way... I'm just marrying him for his body and his good looks, of course for his money too....
Is that you in your avatar? If so, I want to e-flirt with you so bad Lesat would be impressed..that's hawt....Angel said:is he moving in with you or are you moving in with him???
what about sense of humor??????? that counts to doesnt it?

Angel said:is he moving in with you or are you moving in with him???
what about sense of humor??????? that counts to doesnt it?
JavaGuru said:You're a woman so that goes without saying...duh..More importantly, can he make you tap?

You like having the penis/strap on in a relationship...is it a control thing?Erzulie said:Oh please! Thats another great thing about this marriage, he does all the tapping.![]()

JavaGuru said:You like having the penis/strap on in a relationship...is it a control thing?![]()
mobile home huh!!!!!Erzulie said:Still not sure if I wanna live in my house or his mobile home..
He has a great sense of humor, he's marrying me
yes i think it is an excellent pic..good thing i just got my hair doneJavaGuru said:Is that you in your avatar? If so, I want to e-flirt with you so bad Lesat would be impressed..that's hawt....![]()
As long as it's a double wide with polyester curtains and a redwood deck...she'll be the queen of his double wide....Angel said:mobile home huh!!!!!
hope it is big enoughJavaGuru said:As long as it's a double wide with polyester curtains and a redwood deck...she'll be the queen of his double wide....![]()
RADAR said:Don't be suprised if he tries to slip a 2 lb plate on your finger for a ring!
RADAR
Honey, you didn't need to go to no salon to look hawt in that pic. I wanna make you the queen of my double wide...Angel said:yes i think it is an excellent pic..good thing i just got my hair done

oh boy.........better make a wide entry way because i will under no circumstances diet dang it!JavaGuru said:Honey, you didn't need to go to no salon to look hawt in that pic. I wanna make you the queen of my double wide...![]()
You should talk Michigander.....Gymgurl said:Are you walking down the dirt path to Hank Williams Jr.?

Gymgurl said:Are you walking down the dirt path to Hank Williams Jr.?

Honey, since the firefighters had to cut my last girlfriend out of my trailer to take her to the hospital I installed a "drop down wall" on hinges, I got ya covered.....Angel said:oh boy.........better make a wide entry way because i will under no circumstances diet dang it!![]()
JavaGuru said:You should talk Michigander.....![]()

NJjuice22 said:I like erzulie...but she is one of those chicks who falls inlove with a diff guy every other week.

LOL....a flat bed tow truck can be my limo........kinda like a convertable...my hair blowin in the breeze...JavaGuru said:Honey, since the firefighters had to cut my last girlfriend out of my trailer to take her to the hospital I installed a "drop down wall" on hinges, I got ya covered.....![]()
you're not allowed to take your socks off....Gymgurl said:Yep and go barefoot for the downhome look
cuz i bet both of you have jacked up feet.Erzulie said:Why?
humantarget said:cuz i bet both of you have jacked up feet.
my god if i wasnt so sure of your home state i would swear you are my sister...she has had like 6 guys propose...she would say yes wear the ring for a while than splitErzulie said:
I just spit my water
I've been in love twice in my life, well not counting last week and the week before. And oh the two in January, and that one in December but that was just to get the ring.
Angel said:my god if i wasnt so sure of your home state i would swear you are my sister...she has had like 6 guys propose...she would say yes wear the ring for a while than split
dayum. why did you have to say anything? crazy club foot hillbilly.......Erzulie said:Only my big toe on my left foot, its kinda crooked but not too bad.
not at all....she is a snotty bitch....this one guy was awesome..very nice to her and our family..still sends mom flowers on holidays......she just thinks nothing is good enough for her.....Erzulie said:You're fucking kidding me right?
lol
eat any more whole salads lately?Angel said:not at all....she is a snotty bitch....this one guy was awesome..very nice to her and our family..still sends mom flowers on holidays......she just thinks nothing is good enough for her.....
no i am pissed i bought all the fixings for a ceasar salad but never bought the friggin lettuce........i did buy brownines,twinkies, and massive amounts of shit foods tho.....tee heehumantarget said:eat any more whole salads lately?
lol @ chubby housewives on EF.Angel said:no i am pissed i bought all the fixings for a ceasar salad but never bought the friggin lettuce........i did buy brownines,twinkies, and massive amounts of shit foods tho.....tee hee
sooooo far from chubby...boney yes but not chubby....humantarget said:lol @ chubby housewives on EF.
Angel said:not at all....she is a snotty bitch....this one guy was awesome..very nice to her and our family..still sends mom flowers on holidays......she just thinks nothing is good enough for her.....
That's what keeps you hawt...don't fix what ain't broken...Angel said:no i am pissed i bought all the fixings for a ceasar salad but never bought the friggin lettuce........i did buy brownines,twinkies, and massive amounts of shit foods tho.....tee hee
but i bet your feet are jacked. kickin' Tonka toys around and shit.....Angel said:sooooo far from chubby...boney yes but not chubby....
humantarget said:dayum. why did you have to say anything? crazy club foot hillbilly.......

LOL, yes they are huge........humantarget said:but i bet your feet are jacked. kickin' Tonka toys around and shit.....
lmao. swappin' shoes wit NeedtogetaShoehorn.........Angel said:LOL, yes they are huge........
bouncer/personal trainer/runs own crocodile circusAngel said:wonder what he does for work
crocodiles live in the swamp behind the trailor?humantarget said:bouncer/personal trainer/runs own crocodile circus
I've been amazed by how many chicks luv that shiznit....Gymgurl said:Maybe the groom likes to suck toes
shit now you need to worry about what to name themErzulie said:yeppers!
her frickin' kids school teachers are gators. both next door neighbors are gators. mailman's a gator....it's the bayou....Angel said:crocodiles live in the swamp behind the trailor?
no kidding...LOLhumantarget said:her frickin' kids school teachers are gators. both next door neighbors are gators. mailman's a gator....it's the bayou....
Erzulie said:Only my big toe on my left foot, its kinda crooked but not too bad.

i give it 2 weeks.JavaGuru said:If it's true then it's the guy you were bitching about last week. Can't wait for the EF divorce drama man hating......
Erzulie said:I don't know what the hell is going on in here either
you girls tuch toes.FEISTY11975 said:It's called your cameltoe!
sorry, I had to do it!!
btw...pervs...this is an inside joke...
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