It has happened.

[jnevin]

Today I woke up with the gut I put on after 10 days of delicious eye-talian food, cheesesteaks, hoagies, and just good family cooking. The 4 half-assed workouts didn't help much either.

On a side note, I really need to work on my flexibility. I just kick flushed the urinal and almost ended up with my foot in the toilet with about 10 peoples' worth of dehydrated coffee piss. It was so close I almost sharted my flax meal out.

This turned into a very classy thread.

 

[Ilk]

Today I woke up with the gut I put on after 10 days of delicious eye-talian food, cheesesteaks, hoagies, and just good family cooking. The 4 half-assed workouts didn't help much either.

On a side note, I really need to work on my flexibility. I just kick flushed the urinal and almost ended up with my foot in the toilet with about 10 peoples' worth of dehydrated coffee piss. It was so close I almost sharted my flax meal out.

This turned into a very classy thread.

Coffee wee.... funny!

Train hard mister this week.. gut will be long gone in 2 weeks...

No more cakes or coffee for you...

 

[HumorMe]

About as much flexibility as these guys?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpICzxhCVXk

 

[jnevin]

About as much flexibility as these guys?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpICzxhCVXk

LOL.

I was like the last guy trying to step up on the 2X4. I knew where I wanted to kick, my hamstring and hip flexor had different ideas.

 

[stilleto]

pics please.


i mean, of the urinal.

 

[Mavafanculo]

jn most of that is just bulk from accumulated uneliminated food - prune juice and oatmeal and drink lots of water for a few days and you'll shit most of your new gut away. ewwww

 

[pdaddy]

poop thread!

 

[solidg]

red bull

 

[solidg]

and tea

some

read some biscuits read chocolate chip

 

[jnevin]

jn most of that is just bulk from accumulated uneliminated food - prune juice and oatmeal and drink lots of water for a few days and you'll shit most of your new gut away. ewwww

Yeah guy. Oatmeal the last two days, 3 shakes per day with flax meal, a salad for dinner last night. Um, regularity has not been an issue. I've just noticed a little extra fat today. Eh, it'll give me something to work on.

 

[jh1]

Fatty Fatterton





Clever, eh?

 

[Lestat]

poop thread!

..

 

[pitbullstl]

Yeah guy. Oatmeal the last two days, 3 shakes per day with flax meal, a salad for dinner last night. Um, regularity has not been an issue. I've just noticed a little extra fat today. Eh, it'll give me something to work on.

colon blow..........or.....just blow.


Its water weight, Tubs McGee. You still working for a big lender?

 

[jnevin]

Fatty Fatterton





Clever, eh?

Very.

My dyslexic ass just typed "very" completely backwards.

 

[jackangel]

Very.

My dyslexic ass just typed "very" completely backwards.

toidi
anyway, lock this bitch up. scat thread.

 

[jnevin]

colon blow..........or.....just blow.


Its water weight, Tubs McGee. You still working for a big lender?

Negative, good sir.

I left the stress behind and took a job where my own responsibilities are my only responsibilities. I got tired of corporate life. How's the car bidness? Can you do 5 pull-ups in a row yet?

 

[Gambino]

jnevin i could see you carrying a lot of compacted feces

 

[jnevin]

jnevin i could see you carrying a lot of compacted feces

You mean like world's strongest maing kind of carry?

 

[Gambino]

You mean like world's strongest maing kind of carry?

lol
no i was thinking more along the lines of intestine packed

 

[jnevin]

lol
no i was thinking more along the lines of intestine packed

Well, that's just not good. I think that after the last two days I'm in the clear.

 

[Gambino]

lmao at the thought of strong man carrying compacted feces
on that note i'm going drinking
!

 

[chewyxrage]

lmao at the thought of strong man carrying compacted feces
on that note i'm going drinking
!

atta boy

 

[jnevin]

jnevin i could see you carrying a lot of compacted feces

I've thought about this probably 10 times in the last couple of days and keep chuckling to myself. I just keep picturing meeting someone for the first time, kind of sizing them up, and coming to the conclusion that they have too much poop in them.

WTF are compacted feces, anyway?

 

[Gambino]

I've thought about this probably 10 times in the last couple of days and keep chuckling to myself. I just keep picturing meeting someone for the first time, kind of sizing them up, and coming to the conclusion that they have too much poop in them.

WTF are compacted feces, anyway?

lol
someone who is uptight, squrimy, has sweaty palms, darting eyes, nervous laughter...charateristics of a carrying compacted feces.
compacted feces=small intestine backed up (imagine a hose with a kink in it and the water on full blast)
not sure how this relates to you but it seemed lol at the time

 

[jnevin]

lol
someone who is uptight, squrimy, has sweaty palms, darting eyes, nervous laughter...charateristics of a carrying compacted feces.
compacted feces=small intestine backed up (imagine a hose with a kink in it and the water on full blast)
not sure how this relates to you but it seemed lol at the time

It definitely is lol. I just never knew you could look at someone and think that. That sounds like it would suck.