Is this your neighbor? Or YOU?

[digger]

Little old lady called the police about the lewd neighbors across the street. "They're humping like animals, every night! Animals, I tell you!"

The cops came over, saw nothing, and told her so.

She said "Well, of course you didn't see it -- you have to use these binoculars!"

 

[jack sparrow]

Me.

 

[Cal_21]

I cock block so well you'd think I was an NFL lineman.

 

[Wulfgar]

godo shit

 

[ceo]

I cock block so well you'd think I was an NFL lineman.

lol...reminds me of what my old roommates friends used to say about me. You've heard the expression, "he poured salt on my game" right? So, these guys called me "Salt Truck". They said I didn't just pour a little salt on their game, I backed up with a truckload of salt and dumped it all over everyone's game.

There's a couple of stories behind it of course. But, I can't help it! I'm a charming motherfucker!

 

[Cal_21]

lol...reminds me of what my old roommates friends used to say about me. You've heard the expression, "he poured salt on my game" right? So, these guys called me "Salt Truck". They said I didn't just pour a little salt on their game, I backed up with a truckload of salt and dumped it all over everyone's game.

There's a couple of stories behind it of course. But, I can't help it! I'm a charming motherfucker!

LOL

I was only kidding about cockblocking. I DO love to watch people crash & burn though

90% of dudes cawk block themselves.

 

[ceo]

LOL

I was only kidding about cockblocking. I DO love to watch people crash & burn though

90% of dudes cawk block themselves.

I never try to cockblock anyone, believe me! There's plenty of pussy to go around. You ARE right though...at least 90% of the time dudes are cockblocking themselves.

 

[Cal_21]

I never try to cockblock anyone, believe me! There's plenty of pussy to go around. You ARE right though...at least 90% of the time dudes are cockblocking themselves.

I've done it many a times lol. Usually it was just the fact that I was too drunk to let my charm show through....

 

[Wulfgar]

I trip over my cock often

 

[Cal_21]

I trip over my cock often

You own a rooster?

 

[Wulfgar]

You own a rooster?

yes
damn thing

 

[Cal_21]

yes
damn thing

LO!L

 

[ceo]

You own a rooster?

 

[Cal_21]

I want wild turkeys. It would prolly keeps burglars away, or at least give me time to inflict bodily injury on them.

 

[Spartacus]

my wingman(s) call me the bait

 

[Mr. dB]

It was Mrs. Diggs who called the cops, wasn't it?

 

[stilleto]

LOL.

I'm so happy not to have neighbors.

 

[rubberneck]

LOL.

I'm so happy not to have neighbors.

They feel the same way about you!







lol

 

[stilleto]

They feel the same way about you!







lol

i'm sure you're right.