I was at a party a week or so ago in South Hampton: the woman next to me, lets just call her Buffy Hardbodytrophywife, asked if i would let her finish my plate of sausages as she 'lost out' on the buffet and 'I just love hot sausage'....

I do sometimes consider being married a detriment to a good story in the making..

I do sometimes consider being married a detriment to a good story in the making..