Is this a Hint?

[Ozz2001]

Ok there one hot chick that lives next door and last week another moves in.
Ive seen her a few times on her back screen porch and oh course i look tight tops short shorts.i never talked to her but i see her bend over the couch sticking her ass out or bending over.So my bitch is in back room screaming at me calling me all kinds of names i wont say and yelling move out ect for like a hour lol yea my ears hurt..Anyways later i go out and see the neighbors had closed the windows so i bitched at her joking they heard her big month yelling,thinking nothing of it.So she goes to work and like 20 mintues later i open front door and here she comes in her tight top and shorts so small they barely covered her ass cheeks.My kids drooling out the window at her ass, i am playing stupid cuz he telling on me when mom gets home lol.Anyways she wants a egg she says, staying in the rain all wet.I give her the egg ask if its big enough and then she shakes her ass away.I mean she if really hot but not that old so i didnt flirt with her cuz i didnt know if she would turn around and call me a old perve lol...I am sure shes over 18. So i think its funny out of the blue she comes to my door after a loud yell fest asking for a egg. So does she want the meat with that egg or not?

 

[EnderJE]

She's a whore who charges $100 per hour.

 

[chewyxrage]

She's cheating on you

 

[patsfan1379]

she thinks your gay

 

[gonelifting]

I agree with the cheating... Sorry bro, you'll find someone faithful someday.

and that's a nice story either way. Maybe the wife will see competition and wisen up a little.

or not.

 

[patsfan1379]

lol @ or not

 

[Ozz2001]

lol what the hell is, shes cheating on me have to do with anything? I dont care what my old ladys doing.. Id hit that girl event if she wanted 100 a hour i aint to old or to proud ! I was just wondering if she came over because she heard my old lady saying she hated me and to move out...Oh well knew it be a waste of time and space....but i guess its worth a laugh.....

 

[Gambino]

lol what the hell is, shes cheating on me have to do with anything? I dont care what my old ladys doing.. Id hit that girl event if she wanted 100 a hour i aint to old or to proud ! I was just wondering if she came over because she heard my old lady saying she hated me and to move out...Oh well knew it be a waste of time and space....but i guess its worth a laugh.....

not a waste of space, a perfect opp to poke your camera out your window and snap a few pics for your bors at EF...come on now

 

[RevengeOfTheNerdGirl]

Ok there one hot chick that lives next door and last week another moves in.
Ive seen her a few times on her back screen porch and oh course i look tight tops short shorts.i never talked to her but i see her bend over the couch sticking her ass out or bending over.So my bitch is in back room screaming at me calling me all kinds of names i wont say and yelling move out ect for like a hour lol yea my ears hurt..Anyways later i go out and see the neighbors had closed the windows so i bitched at her joking they heard her big month yelling,thinking nothing of it.So she goes to work and like 20 mintues later i open front door and here she comes in her tight top and shorts so small they barely covered her ass cheeks.My kids drooling out the window at her ass, i am playing stupid cuz he telling on me when mom gets home lol.Anyways she wants a egg she says, staying in the rain all wet.I give her the egg ask if its big enough and then she shakes her ass away.I mean she if really hot but not that old so i didnt flirt with her cuz i didnt know if she would turn around and call me a old perve lol...I am sure shes over 18. So i think its funny out of the blue she comes to my door after a loud yell fest asking for a egg. So does she want the meat with that egg or not?

What colour was her couch?

 

[gonelifting]

lol what the hell is, shes cheating on me have to do with anything? I dont care what my old ladys doing.. Id hit that girl event if she wanted 100 a hour i aint to old or to proud ! I was just wondering if she came over because she heard my old lady saying she hated me and to move out...Oh well knew it be a waste of time and space....but i guess its worth a laugh.....

Maybe you ARE new here. I don't know anymore with the constant old members registering new names. When we say "she's cheating on you." We meant the hot chick you just saw for the first time. That's the joke. You JUST saw her AND we're saying she's cheating... NOT your wife bro.

Take pics like Gambi said.