Is there anyway (Warning Shitty Topic)

[Frackal]

Eeeeewwwww

I was actually discussing this very topic with Nature Boy last night...the solution we came up with was for him to lie down on his back on the floor with the back of his head resting on the scale, then I would shit in his mouth and record the difference..unfortunately, NB gulped the shit down so fast we were unable to get a proper reading...then I had to beat him up.

 

[Jimsbbc]

Shit in a ziploc bag, and then take it to the deli at your local grocery store and ask them to weigh it for you.

This is by far the best idea.

 

[VicTusDeuS]

nahh now its soggy poo. Theres nothing worse than soggy poo. It will be all mushy and soggy and wet and slippery. And the water weight will give an inaccurate poo weight.. I say poo directly on the litte weed scale..

Don't forget to count the dingleberries.

Buy one of those little scales that you use to measure out weed, take your POOOOOOOO outta the toilet and VIOLA! You can get the exact measurements of your poo!

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

i think they should make toilett like an arcade machine.

when you come do to your work you first have to enter your name. the you sit down and crank out what you got. there is a automatic measuring device built in, that measures the amount you put out. it would have to measure in volume rather than weight. then if you put out enough, you will enter the highscore board. wich is a big digital screen on the wall beside the shitter..this way, shitting would become more fun.

lol

I can so see someone stealing your idea then marketing it. And the only way we get to see it in action is on 'Ripley's Believe it or Not!'