"An interesting case of nasal muco-philia, the rare fetishizing of the mucous membrane of the nose and its effluvia, was reported at a recent meeting of the sub-committee on sexual diversity of the American Psychological Association.
"The case involved a young woman who was the child of circus performers. Her father was a clown who rarely removed his large, bulbous red nose during the young woman's childhood. Apparently the young woman, Nasalrina, took great delight in sitting on her father's lap and squeezing his nose, which was rigged to squirt water when subjected to pressure.
"Naslarina's analyst noted that the ritual between father and daughter most likely became symbolized as masturbation, complete with ejaculation (symbolized by the squirting). This behavior became repressed but, like all repressions, returned -- in this case as a fetish for nasal mucous. Because of over identification with the clown father, the young woman became a compulsive nasal inserter, adopting the usual role of the phallic-fingerd nosepicking male in the muco-philia syndrome.
"Thus she was happiest with her mucous-drenched fingers inserted into a large nose of a man preferably wearing an orange afro wig.
"In an intersting twist, one of the father's clown noses when squeezed not only ejaculated but played music. It contained a tiny music box that played several stanzas of 'Bad Bad Leroy Brown.' As the patient's fetish overtook her sex life, she refused to engage in nose-picking coitus unless the popular song was playing in the background.
"Therapy for the patient combined psychoanalytical and cognitive metnods. It was important to her to trace her fetish to her childhood ritual with the clown father, but the normalization of her desire required a cognitive approach. This included weekly visits to a manicurist where sneezing powder was applied to her fingernails. This caused men to sneeze violently as soon as she inserted a finger, effectively reproducing the experience of premature ejaculation and robbing the patient of her primary pleasure, the deliberate massage and milking of the nasal passages.
"At the same time, she was introduced to bulimia and finger-fucking rectal cavities, in order to give her hands an experience of other mucosal areas with less gratifying effects. Finally, she was required to fist-fuck a goat.
"Although the patient has not been completely cured of the conflation of nose picking and fucking, she is well on the way to a more satisfying life as a stinky-fingered bulimic practicer of bestiality."
--- Journal of the APA, 4/1/2001