Is taint measurement...

[Deleted member 33117]

Thorough preliminary anaylisis...BBF, I appoint you Field General in the great study of "Taint: The Forgotten Land"

Right, well in order to conduct accurate research we need to study one variable at a time, so I propose that we study the correlation, if any, that exist betwen taint measurement and a girl's enjoyment of anal.

I am proposing this subject first, due to the benefit it offers in the real world. Men would benefit greatly from knowing prior to asking, what their odds of their their girl letting them drive down her chocolate highway.

We should start by getting measurements of girls on the extremes. First we need to all get measurements of girls each of us know who are into anal, as well as those who absoutely will not do it because they claim it hurts, and see if there is a pattern. Off hand I have one of each I can ask, but if I gather this data you motherfuckers better be serious about this and produce some also, because I'm giong to feel like an ass asking them for their measurements. I'm totally serious about this btw.

 

[Gambino]

Right, well in order to conduct accurate research we need to study one variable at a time, so I propose that we study the correlation, if any, that exist betwen taint measurement and a girl's enjoyment of anal.

I am proposing this subject first, due to the benefit it offers in the real world. Men would benefit greatly from knowing prior to asking, what their odds of their their girl letting them drive down her chocolate highway.

We should start by getting measurements of girls on the extremes. First we need to all get measurements of girls each of us know who are into anal, as well as those who absoutely will not do it because they claim it hurts, and see if there is a pattern. Off hand I have one of each I can ask, but if I gather this data you motherfuckers better be serious about this and produce some also, because I'm giong to feel like an ass asking them for their measurements. I'm totally serious about this btw.

Do to a committed relationship I am in, I can only gather 1 solid measurement (unfortunatly, zero anal )...but this small find is still useful for our study. Since taking a ruler to a taint prior to measurement is a bit tacky and uncouth, we may need to develop an accurate ruler sticker, to be placed indiscreetly somewhere on the hand/finger. I say this 'cause of the undercover nature this study needs to take. The experience of taint measurment may not be pleasureable for our speicmens; causing them to tighten up (thus distorting measurement), or worse yet, flee. We cannot lose speciems, they are precious, esp. the ones with loose rectums...

 

[sawastea]

Thread for BBF

 

[SoreArms]

I think taint is just a part of your anatomy that you have no control over, like the size of your ears.

 

[Lumberg]

why not just watch porn...isn't there some website that lists who does anal and stuff? there's gotta be a way to extrapolate the real distances from the props in the background and stuff.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I think taint is just a part of your anatomy that you have no control over, like the size of your ears.

That is just your theory until we gather and analyze data and look for correlations.

Gambino, your one measurement would still be helpful to the study. We need to factor in as many as we can get. Every measurement improves the accuratacy of our findings.Hmmm... right we need to be discrete in collecting data.

 

[sawastea]

To the bat cave!!!

 

[The Shadow]

I always heard that for a guy...its where the kitty wouyld have been...lol

differentiating of cells etc

 

[Y_lifter]

It Taint the Kitty
and
It Taint Shitty

It's the "Taint" ..

 

[jerseyart]

Right we need to do a study. Honesty could be an issues since most girls have been with exactally 3 guys if you ask them.

LMFAO. Young bro, true as shit, but treasure your youth.

Pretty soon most just hand you the fucking phone directory, and cross out those names which aren't applicable, since it's much easier to exclude who they haven't screwed.