Is taint measurement...

[Gambino]

What is the French method?

French method To ensure accuracy, of course

 

[Deleted member 33117]

you have a very nice ass and I am sure your taint is in excellent condition. To accuratley get a reading, one of our specialists will need visit you and employ the French method in order to acheive accuracy. Since I have the night off and I am a expert at taint measurement, I would be more than glad to assist you...

gambino she is the one who said she would try it herself first. Nvr is a friend of mine.

 

[string_bean00]

Guys, I have an opportunity with a valued specimen. I wonder what the condition of the taint is on a 31-year-old mother...her opinion on anal is unknown at this time.



Not sure if I'm comfortable enough with her to ask her to measure her taint for me though...

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

gambino she is the one who said she would try it herself first. Nvr is a friend of mine.

Yea that was me but I didn't say I would do this in the shower. You got that part wrong.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Sorry, nvr. When were you giogn to do it then? LoL

 

[Gambino]

Guys, I have an opportunity with a valued specimen. I wonder what the condition of the taint is on a 31-year-old mother...her opinion on anal is unknown at this time.



Not sure if I'm comfortable enough with her to ask her to measure her taint for me though...

Excellent work!! But you are far from done...do not scare your specimen, they tend to frighten easily...slowly approach the issue like you would approach a white tail in n. michigan...when you are pleasing her orally, take the measurement w/o her knowing...use your hand and mark the distance on your palm with a ink pen that you stashed. Inquire later if you can hit the dirt road, if she says yes we assume it wasn't her first. Report info to BBF

 

[string_bean00]

Excellent work!! But you are far from done...do not scare your specimen, they tend to frighten easily...slowly approach the issue like you would approach a white tail in n. michigan...when you are pleasing her orally, take the measurement w/o her knowing...use your hand and mark the distance on your palm with a ink pen that you stashed. Inquire later if you can hit the dirt road, if she says yes we assume it wasn't her first. Report info to BBF

Excellent. The hand and marking idea actually came to me.



Oh btw, do I get some type of title for this research?

 

[Gambino]

Excellent. The hand and marking idea actually came to me.



Oh btw, do I get some type of title for this research?

Until you report back with solid info you are merely a Private Taint Taker, or PTT. Advancement is rapid and after a few consistent meaurements, you may be promoted to BBF's assitant, duties yet to be est. It it essential that the French method is used prior to measurement.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Sorry, nvr. When were you giogn to do it then? LoL

I said I'd attempt to do this after I showered tonight. I really don't know what the hell am doing, to be honest. I said, if I couldn't do it myself then next week I'd convince my boyfriend to measure for me.

 

[string_bean00]

Until you report back with solid info you are merely a Private Taint Taker, or PTT. Advancement is rapid and after a few consistent meaurements, you may be promoted to BBF's assitant, duties yet to be est. It it essential that the French method is used prior to measurement.

I can live with PTT for right now. I will see her tomorrow night, so hopefully I can come up with something solid.