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is heatherae's dad/bf jack_schitt?

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what is the connection there?
is this gonna be one of those threads where all the pussy girls
bust my balls for prying into personal matters?
will my johnson get any bigger?
discuss
 
Smurfy said:
lol you ask the best questions. you're like an investigative reporter. Geraldo of EF
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lately i've been getting flak from a lot of over-sensitive broads due to my inqusitive nature.
thank you for lol'ing alongside me
if i sink i'm taking you with me
 
Ludendorf said:
lately i've been getting flak from a lot of over-sensitive broads due to my inqusitive nature.
thank you for lol'ing alongside me
if i sink i'm taking you with me
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if you take me with you, you're definitely sinking to the bottom

you never mae any inquisitions about me
 
Ludendorf said:
what is the connection there?
is this gonna be one of those threads where all the pussy girls
bust my balls for prying into personal matters?
will my johnson get any bigger?
discuss
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Absolutely not, out of the question!

I happen to know for fact, and have visual evidence that he is actually, a young and vibrant Ted Turner!

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Okay, okay, kids...lol. THIS is why I date a more mature man...rofl. No, my fella wouldn't be caught dead bombing strangers on the internet, like JS. He's pretty well hung and doesn't need the confidence boost. ;-)
 
HeatherRae said:
Okay, okay, kids...lol. THIS is why I date a more mature man...rofl. No, my fella wouldn't be caught dead bombing strangers on the internet, like JS. He's pretty well hung and doesn't need the confidence boost. ;-)
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Yeah roight. He'd get hooked on the site and would be dropping bombs like crazy. He'd turn into Howard Hughes, walking around the house with tissue boxes on his feet, saving urine, completely insane. He wouldn't rest until we were all blacked out.
 
jnevin said:
Yeah roight. He'd get hooked on the site and would be dropping bombs like crazy. He'd turn into Howard Hughes, walking around the house with tissue boxes on his feet, saving urine, completely insane. He wouldn't rest until we were all blacked out.
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ROFL...he is pretty eccentric already, but not in a Howard Hughes/ obsessive-compulsive way...lol.
 
KillahBee said:
lol at I date mature men.

N odoubt they date you for your maturity as well.
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Meh, actually, I think what draws men who I have dated to me most is that I am sweet to them. I date strong willed men who don't need a woman to take the wheel in order to get somewhere.
 
HeatherRae said:
Meh, actually, I think what draws men who I have dated to me most is that I am sweet to them. I date strong willed men who don't need a woman to take the wheel in order to get somewhere.
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= forced oral sex in the back of a limo.
 
strong willed = flying into abusive rages & slapping the shit out of any woman in sight.
 
HumanTarget said:
strong willed = flying into abusive rages & slapping the shit out of any woman in sight.
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Nah, I've never had a man hit me....thank God.
 
HumanTarget said:
= forced oral sex in the back of a limo.
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LOL...so you were that limo driver? I promise that I let him up for air after about a 1/2 an hour. ;-) j/k
 
HeatherRae said:
LOL...so you were that limo driver? I promise that I let him up for air after about a 1/2 an hour. ;-) j/k
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yeah, i was the one putting the bottle of Dom up your backside.....
 
HumanTarget said:
yeah, i was the one putting the bottle of Dom up your backside.....
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Wrong gal...I hate dom. I'm a Perriet Jouet gal...lol.
 
HeatherRae said:
Wrong gal...I hate dom. I'm a Perriet Jouet gal...lol.
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try Asti, beeyitch...i saw you walking around, drinking straight from the bottle with your shoes off.....
 
HumanTarget said:
try Asti, beeyitch...i saw you walking around, drinking straight from the bottle with your shoes off.....
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LOL...definitely not this gal. I've never drank straight from a bottle since I was a baby, and that one had a nipple on it. ;-)
 
heather seems to be a good sport
some fly off the handle for a some what offensive thread like this
cheers to her and her fine breastisises

and cheers to jack, whatever happened to him?
goodest of the good bors
 
HumanTarget said:
so.....i guess this is why HR doesn't toss the salad....
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My guy isn't into that, thank goodness. I wouldn't do it anyway.

As an aside, he would probably run circles around most of you guys on here. ;-)
 
HeatherRae said:
My guy isn't into that, thank goodness. I wouldn't do it anyway.

As an aside, he would probably run circles around most of you guys on here. ;-)
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well when you own one of these, it wouldn't suprise me.

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HumanTarget said:
well when you own one of these, it wouldn't suprise me.

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LOL....we all get there sometime, don't we.


Ah, I don't care. He's my fella, and I love him. He's got plenty of years before we will need to slow down, hopefully. If he doesn't then I will still be right by his side through the thick and thin of it. He would be by mine too. =-)
 
HeatherRae said:
LOL....we all get there sometime, don't we.


Ah, I don't care. He's my fella, and I love him. He's got plenty of years before we will need to slow down, hopefully. If he doesn't then I will still be right by his side through the thick and thin of it. He would be by mine too. =-)
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aww, that's so sweet. tammy wynette made that song just for you, i guess. (is he standing over your shoulder?)
 
HumanTarget said:
aww, that's so sweet. tammy wynette made that song just for you, i guess. (is he standing over your shoulder?)
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LOL...no he is cleaning the garage. yeah, it did sort of sound like a tammy wynette song, didn't it?
 
Ludendorf said:
heather seems to be a good sport
some fly off the handle for a some what offensive thread like this
cheers to her and her fine breastisises

and cheers to jack, whatever happened to him?
goodest of the good bors
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I have my good days (good sport) and my bad days (whiney bitch). ;-)

Thanks. =-)
 
HumanTarget said:
don't you guys have servants for that?
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LOL...yeah, we call them "children." They are all visiting friends houses today, though, so I guess I'll have to get my fat ass up sometime and do something....sigh.
 
HeatherRae said:
LOL...yeah, we call them "children." They are all visiting friends houses today, though, so I guess I'll have to get my fat ass up sometime and do something....sigh.
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i bet you just sit in wicker sipping whatever alcoholic beverage that is available. i bet you're a mean drunk & very emasculating.
 
HumanTarget said:
i bet you just sit in wicker sipping whatever alcoholic beverage that is available. i bet you're a mean drunk & very emasculating.
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You are fantasizing about being dominated again, aren't you?


Actually, I'm an annoyingly affectionate and happy drunk. I tell everyone how much I love them. Now that I think of it, I'm a little bit like that sober...lol.
 
HeatherRae said:
You are fantasizing about being dominated again, aren't you?


Actually, I'm an annoyingly affectionate and happy drunk. I tell everyone how much I love them. Now that I think of it, I'm a little bit like that sober...lol.
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are you trying to say that you're always drunk?
 
HeatherRae said:
Nah, I'm a light-wieght drinker, but do it maybe once a month or so.
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are you a pill popper? like to re-up those scripts a lot? do you have a street connection?
 
HumanTarget said:
are you a pill popper? like to re-up those scripts a lot? do you have a street connection?
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are you trying to sell me drugs, pusher-man? LOL.
 
HeatherRae said:
are you trying to sell me drugs, pusher-man? LOL.
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i don't do drugs. drugs are bad. i do lots of crafts and things with my hands to keep my mind off of things like drugs and pre-marital sex.
 
HumanTarget said:
i don't do drugs. drugs are bad. i do lots of crafts and things with my hands to keep my mind off of things like drugs and pre-marital sex.
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Yeah, I bet you do use your hand to keep your mind off of sex. lol.
 
Ludendorf said:
damn ht has game with the mid-level crazy broads
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i'm pretty confident i could hook up a Frisky/Heather 3-way given one night at Rogers Roost....
 
Ludendorf said:
you know they hit it in a second
you're hot, but i hate telling you that
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thas' cuz you have poise. i just fling things about, kinda like my hero Morton Downey Jr.
 
HumanTarget said:
omg, an invitation to a tit-bang isn't compliment enough? some girls are so delicate.....
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You are a full blown romantic. LOL.
 
HumanTarget said:
yes. i'd hit it. i'd give you a good seeing to. i would actually strike you several times....
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a "good seeing" ??? WTF
 
HeatherRae said:
a "good seeing" ??? WTF
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i would pork you. and yes, i'm very romantic. i'll go as far as putting a pillow behind the headboard so it doesn't bang against the wall and scuff it....
 
HumanTarget said:
i would pork you. and yes, i'm very romantic. i'll go as far as putting a pillow behind the headboard so it doesn't bang against the wall and scuff it....
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rofl...would you take me somewhere fancy, like motel 6?
 
HeatherRae said:
rofl...would you take me somewhere fancy, like motel 6?
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um, hell no. they don't even have porn there. it's gonna be a place named "the Admiral" or "the Skipper", where they have hourly rates. we'll bring our own sheets, it'll be fun, like camping in doors!
 
HumanTarget said:
um, hell no. they don't even have porn there. it's gonna be a place named "the Admiral" or "the Skipper", where they have hourly rates. we'll bring our own sheets, it'll be fun, like camping in doors!
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Oh boy! I'll bring the marshmallows and we can toast them over a hot plate.
 
HeatherRae said:
Oh boy! I'll bring the marshmallows and we can toast them over a hot plate.
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i'll bring Raid for the lice ridden pillows and wear pointy shoes to get the roaches in the corner.
 
HumanTarget said:
um, hell no. they don't even have porn there. it's gonna be a place named "the Admiral" or "the Skipper", where they have hourly rates. we'll bring our own sheets, it'll be fun, like camping in doors!
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LOL, bro what kind of meds are you on? :)
 
HumanTarget said:
lexapro, lisinopril, levitra, letro, winny, prop, i think thas' it....
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What do you think Heather's on? Oh shit can't wait to see the replies to that question :)
 
bw1 said:
What do you think Heather's on? Oh shit can't wait to see the replies to that question :)
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lots of booze. prolly some anti-depressant, maybe lithium. it's a salt and very hard on the kidneys, so that would explain that bloat she's carrying....
 
HumanTarget said:
lots of booze. prolly some anti-depressant, maybe lithium. it's a salt and very hard on the kidneys, so that would explain that bloat she's carrying....
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Yea, she's probably passed out in a puddle of her own spit right now
 
bw1 said:
Yea, she's probably passed out in a puddle of her own spit right now
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i bet she fake laughing at one of her dads, i mean owners, rich friends jokes..
 
HumanTarget said:
i bet she fake laughing at one of her dads, i mean owners, rich friends jokes..
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I still think she's passed out. If she reads this before she has her morning bloody mary, she's going to hit you with some red :p
 
bw1 said:
I still think she's passed out. If she reads this before she has her morning bloody mary, she's going to hit you with some red :p
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LOL....here is my daily med list, in all honesty.

Allegra or Claritin
Nasonex
Asthma inhaler (sometimes)
allergy eye drops (I forget the name)

The only time I drink is when I'm out on the boat, at a nice dinner, or on vacation.

The bloat is from my salt addiction, I'm afraid...lol.
 
HeatherRae said:
LOL....here is my daily med list, in all honesty.

Allegra or Claritin
Nasonex
Asthma inhaler (sometimes)
allergy eye drops (I forget the name)

The only time I drink is when I'm out on the boat, at a nice dinner, or on vacation.

The bloat is from my salt addiction, I'm afraid...lol.
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the florida humidity is rough on the asthma and allergies, isnt it
 
Smurfy said:
the florida humidity is rough on the asthma and allergies, isnt it
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yeah, it is tough on me. I'm so allergic to those bottle washer trees that they make my face swell if I come anywhere near them. I pray that the neighbors never plant one of those!
 
alright you fuckin tossers, let's get this back on track
ht stop with this senseless e-flirting.
word on the street is that heatherrae's bf and jack take turns
violating her many orfices
 
Ludendorf said:
what is the connection there?
is this gonna be one of those threads where all the pussy girls
bust my balls for prying into personal matters?
will my johnson get any bigger?
discuss
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Isn't JS from MN?
 
I think Detroit. Go figure. He'd probably be nicer to HR if he was from MN.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
I think Detroit. Go figure. He'd probably be nicer to HR if he was from MN.
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He'd probably be nicer if he were not suffering from a bad case of the itchies. lol.
 
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