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Is Brett Favre a Jet?
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I refuse to visit espn because of this shit.
walliwalibus
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No he is not a Jet, he is a human being of the male species. I believe he lives on vico's and a bowflex and is hurt in many different places. This just in on farvespn........:
Bret Farve negotiating with Vicodin to get a contract signed for sponsorship. When asked about the situation, Bret calmly replied, " I have used Vicodin since my first year as a pro (cough cough) and since then have taken between 20 and thirty a day."
Vicodin, and it's makers, are not going public until the papers are signed. They " speculate" papers to be signed by 5:00 pm today, so Bret can make a dash for the Pharmacy.
We caught up with one of Bret friends at a local bar in Green Bay. Here is a full comment:
"Bret never took drugs and never will. He takes Vicodin, but up here in Green Bay the cheese factory made him do it after a injury to his back. They swore nobody would believe he took anything."
We have no comment from Bret's manager, who wishes Bret would sign with Viagra/Pfizer. His manager said this, " I have a hard way to go with the ladies because of all this Vico crap. I need release and I could get Viagra cheap if Bret would just sign the damn papers. I need a riser."
Pfizer had no comment.
This just in, Bret owns a Pharmacy in New York. Yes, indeed Bret just bought out Dr. Fix Pharmacies today. The manager of the Pharmacy says it's all they can do to keep Vico's on the shelf for Bret.
AP 8-7-08
Bret Farve negotiating with Vicodin to get a contract signed for sponsorship. When asked about the situation, Bret calmly replied, " I have used Vicodin since my first year as a pro (cough cough) and since then have taken between 20 and thirty a day."
Vicodin, and it's makers, are not going public until the papers are signed. They " speculate" papers to be signed by 5:00 pm today, so Bret can make a dash for the Pharmacy.
We caught up with one of Bret friends at a local bar in Green Bay. Here is a full comment:
"Bret never took drugs and never will. He takes Vicodin, but up here in Green Bay the cheese factory made him do it after a injury to his back. They swore nobody would believe he took anything."
We have no comment from Bret's manager, who wishes Bret would sign with Viagra/Pfizer. His manager said this, " I have a hard way to go with the ladies because of all this Vico crap. I need release and I could get Viagra cheap if Bret would just sign the damn papers. I need a riser."
Pfizer had no comment.
This just in, Bret owns a Pharmacy in New York. Yes, indeed Bret just bought out Dr. Fix Pharmacies today. The manager of the Pharmacy says it's all they can do to keep Vico's on the shelf for Bret.
AP 8-7-08
PICK3 said:
I don't know dude
I just canceled my NFL network subscr.
and joined an all day sunday church program with the Jahova witnesses because according to Jets fans, they already wrapped up the division and won the Lombardi trophy.
Didn't you also know J. Vilma was a pro bowl linebacker when he was with the Jets, now he "sucks"
Also in, Penningtons arm is now "toast"
redsamurai
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while I beleive the patriots are on the decline..........do jets fans really think they have a shot at that division? They'll be figthin hard just to stay ahead of the dolphins. What was Farve thinking?
calveless wonder
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ortiz34 said:
wah wah wah. i thought your daughter was the one supposed to cry
calveless wonder
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ortiz, digging through your wishy washy quotes the last 24 hours. you can obviously tell you're at least a tiny bit nervous, but like any pats fan would never admit it even if you had a gun to your head
calveless wonder said:
dude, I love the competition
It's boring after awhile going 7-1 or 8-0 vs the division
Also man, I'm not scared
it's sports bro
my heart was ripped out last superbowl, somehow Brett Farve to the Jets just doesn't compare to that numbness I felt
We've appeared in 4 superbowls and won 3 this decade
celts just won
life long suffering red sox fan here 28 years (2 titles this decade)
I can totally relate to your enthusiasm
I just view sports as a little different after winning so much in so little time.
I actually enjoyed being a Boston fan and being always let down. It was more interesting
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Humble Pride
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saaaaauuuusage..................
