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Internet Girls are so Damn Easy.

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EXT ELITE ROB
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I must have met 25 just this summer from the internet and if you arent a psycho and are good looking, they are thrilled just to be with you. Some are actually good looking also, of course Im partial to Rubenesque forms, which are plentiful on the internet. Who else is an internet pimp?
 
Night Fly said:
Got another one, I see....:o

I don't know what you are talking about...no one saw me do anything...It wasn't me..there is no proof...do you have it on video........uh..wait a minute..ha ha funny me... lets just forget the "Video" comment...
 
well I met night fly...I knew she was gonna be normal :)

had a blast partying down in da sticks in Tennesee :)

very cool chick with some cool friends...by the way Night Fly I will never forgive you for taking me to that one bar...I was trippn when I seen those dudes starin at me..

Not cool:mad:
 
I've been really frequenting the Goat Dating Service chat board where open minded farmers are willing to describe their goats to you and then you can fly out and meet the goat somewhere secluded yet still pretty nice.

you gotta be careful though, you can meet some real whackos out there.
 
superdave said:
I must have met 25 just this summer from the internet and if you arent a psycho and are good looking, they are thrilled just to be with you. Some are actually good looking also, of course Im partial to Rubenesque forms, which are plentiful on the internet. Who else is an internet pimp?

So why can't you meet chick's outside cyberland?
 
Um.....he just said why: Internet girls are so easy LOL

I guess he finds it harder in the real world..which makes sense cuz internet people are all about the dirty monkey sex :)
 
i have got the slideshow going on that site. bitches look pretty nasty. dont think they would be difficult to hook up with at all. they would beg me for my hot beef injection.
 
Re: Re: Internet Girls are so Damn Easy.

Shrebly said:


So why can't you meet chick's outside cyberland?

I CAN meet girls anywhere, I meet a lot of them from the internet though, because its very easy to do from the comfort of your home. Just a few emails and youve got someones phone number and it goes from there. Ive got my hands full from doing this, so Im not meeting girls everywhere else really. I think you had a hint of stigmatization of people who date from the internet, let me know if Im wrong. By the way, Ive met very attractive women who have a lot going for them and would intimidate a lot of guys. I just tend to post about the funny ones for laughs.
 
Re: Re: Re: Internet Girls are so Damn Easy.

superdave said:


, Ive met very attractive women who have a lot going for them and would intimidate a lot of guys. I just tend to post about the funny ones for laughs.

You must be meeting all the good looking ones then and hording them to yourself.Most internet girls are on the internet looking for men cause they're damned stanky.

I'm too busy meeting women in real life to spend time meeting them online too.
 
*RAISES HAND*

Net pimp here....

i only wish i lived in a larger area with more bitches to pimp.
 
yeah that was original. don't think i don't realise that you are the moron who has the alter egos on the board.

how does it feel to have an extra chromosome?
 
oh i get it.. let's be nice to winny fan because he spouts racist views and he puts up pics of big dudes to make himself feel better because he has nothing else going for him...

the funniest thing is you have no idea what i mean by extra chromosome you half-wit.

you are by far the biggest loser on this board. welcome to my ignore list.
 
winny fan said:
cat is out of the bag now. smalls is right, i do have an alter ego, i am also 'supergirl'. i use my supergirl handle to pump up my winny fan handle in an effort to start a revolution of sorts and take over elite.

hmmm.. interesting.. very interesting... starting rumors already i see.. :FRlol: :goof: :splat:
 
winny fan said:
i hope no one minds, but i am going to continue with my charade.

thank you supergirl, i'm curious though, if you were a guy, would you rather recieve fellatio from a women who 1)had teeth or 2) had no teeth?

just curious? would i be a pervert if i chose number two?

well.. from what my guy friends have told me.. a little teeth is a good thing... and i really don't think you want some denture wearing bitch sucking your dick now do you :p
 
winny fan said:
interesting analysis of the situation anvil. i was just thinking that maybe a chick with no teeth would provide a different sensation by wrapping the lips AND gums around my cock. i'd actually want her to bite down a little with her gums.

ok.. the visual is making me wanna.... :sick:
 
IF A GIRL IS GOOD THEN SHE CAN HAVE ALL THE TEETH SHE WANTS.

ON HBO ONE NIGHT THEY HAD THIS SHOW ABOUT PROSTITUTES. ON OF THEM HAD NO TEETH ON THE TOP. IT WAS FUNNY AS SHIT.

KAYNE
 
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