Inspire me!!!

[estropes]

Okay...I'm having issues getting my ass to the gym. I've done the usual things, bought a new workout book, bought a new workout mag, bought new equipment and even tryed new suppliments. I have even tryed yelling at my weak sorry pathetic self. Reguardless what I do, I'm just not inspired to hit the gym. I look at my self getting weak and fat, but still just find myself vegging on the couch instead of busting balls on the bench. Anyone have any idea's to try to inspire me to get my fat lazy ass back to the gym?

 

[Deciever]

look at yourself in the mirror.. think of what you look like now and what you could look like if you would hit the gym.

Think of how much stronger you'll get, how much leaner you'll be.

Watch pumping iron, read muscle mags, get a workout partner to push you.

cant really think of anything good, sorry

 

[JOKER47]

Get your pussy ass back in the gym!!! Do you want to look like all the rest of those twinkie eating, soda slurping, couch-potato, video game playing, worthless pieces of shit that you see wandering the streets wondering why they can't get laid??

No! So quit whining, get off your ass lift til you puke. Then, lift again.


Have a nice day,
Joker

 

[estropes]

Thanks Joker that made me feel a little more inspired

 

[muscledog95]

Dude......Do i smell tuna? Oh its just you being a pussy. i see this shit all the time, lazy asses who let there body go to hell then complain about it later. Better change before its to late. By the way, I dont think the ladies will like that tuna smell brother........

cya

 

[JOKER47]

Thanks Joker that made me feel a little more inspired

Glad I could help.

 

[ravensfanxxxv]

I just think about this....not many women like, weak, sorry, pathetic men who sit on the couch and whine about being weak, sorry and pathetic. That gets my ass in there every time, not to mention my 19 year old gf, she gives me tons of motivation!!!!

 

[Lord_Suston]

It is one thing to weak in Body it is another to be weak in Mind...
If you are content to be a waste of a life, human shit, hypocritcal pice of crap, then sit on your fucking couch and take a knife and cut your nuts off cause you're not even a man!!!!!

Any asshole can be a fat lazy mutha fucker, oh what's wrong did I offend you!!! Fuck off there is nothing you can do about it from your fuckin couch Fat Man!!!!!

 

[Snatch518]

Here's a link to an amazing article that should help get you motivated.. If found it on this board a while ago.

I used to be lazy too, but I made a commitment to be consistent. Before I tried to get on a lifting program and 3 times I have quite after just 2 weeks or even less. Then I just said to myself I'm not messing around. Now I've been lifting for 4 months and have not missed one single workout. What might have helped was buying large bulks of protein at first, I bought 4 tubs of protein which ran me over $100, so I was like I'm not lettin this stuff go to waste.

The hardest part is the first month. I kept working out and working out, but after a month, I was seeing a change. I was getting some muscle gains. Once you first seeing gains, your locked, you never want to stop lifting, it motivates you and it gets to the point where you feel awfully guilty if you miss a workout. So stick with it and good things will happen. It will soon turn into a situation where its hard for you NOT to go to the gym.

 

[Love Bone]

No one can inspire you unless you make a commitment. Otherwise it will be a few weeks of working out then quitting again. Once you decide to do it and you commit to it for three months, you will be hooked. It will be habit at that time. By the way, you come across as a complete whiner with this "Inspire me" bullshit.

 

[estropes]

See it's weird, I've been working out for six year...very commited. Over the last 2 or 3 weeks I've just been totally unmotivated. Fortunatly I went to vist an old buddy last weekend(Miami University of Ohio). We went to a bar and I took my girlfriend. Well while I was up at the bar ordering a diet coke (yea I don't drink) when this Bill Gates looking dude started hitting on my girlfriend. She was a little drunk so she started laughing at this guy, and he started trying to mac on her. She goes "I have a boyfriend, just leave me alone"...he goes "where's your boyfriend, I don't see him"..to which I replied..."right behind you, what now...it's your move" He saw that I could crush him with a quick flex of my left pec and quickly moved on...it was a great feeling. The look of oh shit in his eyes was priceless. So this entire week I've been in the gym like a mad man hitting the weights...I've change my workout up and I'm feeling good about myself. So I don't need to be inspired...My inspiration cam from a little dork that was scared of me, I love that feeling and that totally inspired me. So I'm totally pumped...thanks for the help guys.

It's amazing how a slight ego boost can drive you to the gym!!!!