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Injecting Urine to pass NCAA drug test. HELP PLEASE!

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kingkong21

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Yes, I am going to have to do this if I am tested.

Can an experienced bro PLEASE help me out.

I would be forever greatful if someone who has done this can PM me the correct process, what g needle I would need, what length, where to inject.. basically, how to do it, how to do it effectively, and how to do it safely.

Thanks guys.​
 
What did you take & how long? is this a piss test or a hair folicle test!
 
That can't be sanitary

~EZ
 
Even if it is a urine test, and even if you do it safely, and correctly, and without too much pain (I imagine a ton of pain), how do you expect to keep your kidneys from processing any of your own waste and then completely ruining your "clean" urine with steroid metabolites? God this just sounds awful anyway you look at it.
 
i knew a guy that beat it years ago at a workplace i was at, he was a cronic weed smoker even smokin blunts on his breaks and they did a big management hand over and everyone got piss tested... i wish i could remember what he took but he did say he got it off the net, something about creatine and some other supplements, alot of water timed correctly maybe search for it bro
 
kingkong21 said:
Yes, I am going to have to do this if I am tested.

Can an experienced bro PLEASE help me out.

I would be forever greatful if someone who has done this can PM me the correct process, what g needle I would need, what length, where to inject.. basically, how to do it, how to do it effectively, and how to do it safely.

Thanks guys.​
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Get something like quick fix or the whizinator. Syntheic urine basically.
 
Problem is, they watch you piss into the container. They're like damn Nazi's.

Here's the situation.. I took 6cc's of Deca as my first AAS injection about 9 months ago. My question to you guys.. would 6cc's (three 2ml NORMA vials) wash away in 9 months? I went from 250 19% BF to about 235 12% BF as I sit here today. I heard Deca is stored in the fat.

Other than that I've taken some Dbol, Tren, Primo, and Mast. Not worried about those, my system should be flushed by the time I take it. It's the Deca that's killing me right now.

Either way I need a past athlete to be a good person and help me out here with a PM on some info on this. I'm not afraid, from what I've read it's a pretty cut and dry way to pass the test 100%.


RADAR - It's a piss test. Norma Deca 6cc's 9 months ago. I only pinned 3 vials then found out the detection time.
 
You need to find a very sympathetic registered nurse willing to do it...they do most of the catherterizations in a hospital setting. Not sure what you'd have to pay to get one to breach her ethics and do it for you at home (and you'd have to order the catheter supplies to do it online and have them there at your place for her to do it). You'd need the supplies in duplicate: one to drain all the contaminated urine, and another to put in the clean urine (as the original catheter used to drain would have some traces of metabolites from the dirty urine).
 
I've never heard of "injecting urine"... Only thing I can think of, is to catheterize yourself and empty out your bladder, and just fill it with clean water. I wouldn't think it's sanitary or safe to instill somebody else' urine into your bladder. But if you're going to do that, take it to the next step and use a pregnant chick's urine.... You'll wind up on Jerry Springer, LOL. I would think that if you instilled clean water, there would be enough urine still in there, to make it "look" like you just drank a ton of water, but maybe not enough to have detectable amounts of AAS. Do it right though, or you could damage the urethra or cause yourself some pain! It's not a big deal to do it yourself if you read up on it, and know what to do. Ask anyone who has had a kidney stone or prostatitis :( .

Charles
 
kx250rider said:
I've never heard of "injecting urine"... Only thing I can think of, is to catheterize yourself and empty out your bladder, and just fill it with clean water. I wouldn't think it's sanitary or safe to instill somebody else' urine into your bladder. But if you're going to do that, take it to the next step and use a pregnant chick's urine.... You'll wind up on Jerry Springer, LOL. I would think that if you instilled clean water, there would be enough urine still in there, to make it "look" like you just drank a ton of water, but maybe not enough to have detectable amounts of AAS. Do it right though, or you could damage the urethra or cause yourself some pain! It's not a big deal to do it yourself if you read up on it, and know what to do. Ask anyone who has had a kidney stone or prostatitis :( .

Charles
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THIS.....


if you try filling a needle with urine you'll deserve the hospital trip you'll get.
 
Dude like you said its impossible to use a whizanator or any other piss device bc they literally stand shoulder to shoulder with you and stare directly at your junk. So dont even try it.

Are you certain it is a NCAA drug test and not just a test the trainers at your university having you take?

If its NCAA, its completely random. If you play football, there are about 100 guys on the team. They only test around 12-15 guys. You will not know when they are coming. The NCAA calls your coaches/trainers whoever and tell them they will be there tomorrow and give them a list of 12-15 players that will be tested. Your coach or trainer will let you know at some point during the day that you have a drug test the next morning at 6 am. NCAA tests for everything. They initially check your testosterone levels , if the ratio is too high they do further tests to find out exactly what you are on. There is no way to cheat this test and I highly advise you not pump someone else's urine into your body. Not worth it.

Now, if it is only a drug test the university is having you take then there is nothing to worry about. Again, its a "random" test except this time they are only testing for recreational drugs. Unless, you have made it obvious to everyone by gaining 30 lbs in a month and have god awful backne and you run your mouth in the locker room about what all your on, then theyre not going to test you for steroids.

Dude thats the risk you take when you know you could possibly be tested by the NCAA. Just take the test normal and hope for the best. If you get caught you lose one year of eligibility. I promise thats not as bad as some sick infection you could get from the urine injection idea.

By the way this thread was posted a while back i think. Were you ever tested? What were the results?
 
lol just lol
 
i am sure the guy didn't know that deca would stay in his system for this long or he wouldn't have done it. Give the guy a break, he is asking for advice, not to be called retarded or be put down. I am sure he would have asked his parents for advice if he wanted to be repremanded. I am sure all of you are perfect and never made a mistake. I don't agree with the exchange of urine though, sounds to risky for a drug test. I played ncaa basketball and if you do turn up positve, they used to give you 30 days and test again to make sure it wasn't a fluke. Especially if its just the trainer giving a test, its another story if its the actual ncaa is testing you.
 
stevesmi said:
I played college football and WORKED MY ASS OFF with no steroids. I really hope you get caught and banned from college sports. sorry bro but you are a cheater and deserve to be out
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lol said the active member of a steroid forum
 
the_alcatraz said:
lol said the active member of a steroid forum
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I would never ever ever mess with steroids :verygood::verygood::verygood:

:evil::evil::evil:

hehe :biggrin:

but seriously being a gym rat wanting to take myself to the next level vs. a NCAA athlete who gets routinely tested I really cannot feel bad for anyone who gets caught.
 
I heard most guys beat tests by injecting urine. I don't know how it's done but this is the most common way and probably the only way to beat it. I would ask other forums because this one is unfamiliar with these instances
 
sorry if i'm harsh with some of the young posters on here but when you youngin's get older you will look back and say "damn I hated that old fart Steve but now I understand where he was coming from"

when i was a competitive weightlifter in high school i did not juice, when i played college football i did not juice. now in my 30's I juice, but I am a gym rat and this is my hobby.
 
I did this one time for an insurance piss test. gtting some crazy insurance and they needed me to pee in cup. I took some pills i got from the local smoke shop. Big fuckin horse pills. I can't remember what they were called but if you go to a local smoke shop I"m sure they can help you out. I heard FLUSH works but it's hit or miss, these pills cleaned me right out. passed with flying colors
 
thelocal said:
lol steve you didnt juice then cuz u couldnt find it lol jk man
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:chomp::chomp::chomp:

there is some truth to that but it was more financial reasons.. I have talked about this many times on here.. the high school I went to there was no juicing going on, it was a poor area... we did not have money to buy juice.. heck i remember we had an old rusted out water fountain we would drink from, and couldn't even afford to bring bottled water.. for football the managers would take one of those large canisters and put it under the shower, that was the water we would drink for football practice......... some of the richer private schools that we competed against back in the mid 90's... those kids did juice from what i've heard friends say that went there.

I did some andro (which was available but expensive at the corner store) but i took such low dosages it was just a placebo and it was legal at that time. a bottle was like 60 bucks and that would last me the entire season. before the meet I would starve myself to make weight the whole day and then eat a butterfinger candy bar and a couple bananas after weigh in.

if i had a kid or whatever and they were in high school or college sports today I would definately not want them to juice although realistically I would have little ability to stop them.
I can only talk about my experiences and hopefully convince people its not worth it. don't open up a can of worms when you are young.. save it for later.
 
stevesmi said:
:chomp::chomp::chomp:

there is some truth to that but it was more financial reasons.. I have talked about this many times on here.. the high school I went to there was no juicing going on, it was a poor area... we did not have money to buy juice.. heck i remember we had an old rusted out water fountain we would drink from, and couldn't even afford to bring bottled water.. for football the managers would take one of those large canisters and put it under the shower, that was the water we would drink for football practice......... some of the richer private schools that we competed against back in the mid 90's... those kids did juice from what i've heard friends say that went there.

I did some andro (which was available but expensive at the corner store) but i took such low dosages it was just a placebo and it was legal at that time. a bottle was like 60 bucks and that would last me the entire season. before the meet I would starve myself to make weight the whole day and then eat a butterfinger candy bar and a couple bananas after weigh in.

if i had a kid or whatever and they were in high school or college sports today I would definately not want them to juice although realistically I would have little ability to stop them.
I can only talk about my experiences and hopefully convince people its not worth it. don't open up a can of worms when you are young.. save it for later.
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This.

Thank you to the people who actually want to help me out, and don't want to be my parents (whom know about my AAS use and are fine with it in moderate doseages). Karma will spin it's web.

I know what the fuck I'm doing, I just didn't think a test would come this quick.

I plan on opening the can while I'm an ATHLETE, stopping for 5+ years, and continuing IF I want to bodybuild. I'm an athlete, and I'm going to make the most of it.

If I have a solid year, it's possible that I get tested. Period. I need to be ready for this.

If anyone can PM with directions as to how to administer this procedure I would be forever in debt to you.

Thanks to the good bros.
 
kingkong21 said:
This.

Thank you to the people who actually want to help me out, and don't want to be my parents (whom know about my AAS use and are fine with it in moderate doseages). Karma will spin it's web.

I know what the fuck I'm doing, I just didn't think a test would come this quick.

I plan on opening the can while I'm an ATHLETE, stopping for 5+ years, and continuing IF I want to bodybuild. I'm an athlete, and I'm going to make the most of it.

If I have a solid year, it's possible that I get tested. Period. I need to be ready for this.

If anyone can PM with directions as to how to administer this procedure I would be forever in debt to you.

Thanks to the good bros.
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don't worry about the jerks who are getting on your case. They are just jealous you have the opportunity to play D1 sports (I'm guessing football). I do know injecting urine has been done before, I just have no idea how it's done other than injecting into your bladder. I hope you find a way to beat the test. Good luck bro
 
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