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[WODIN]

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=286943


I stated a list of the AWC, however I improperly lumped several good members into this list that just enjoyed the whole cat-n-mouse aspect of making "Karma threads".

The real red-brigade was basically OAS, Upper_Cruster & Sh4dowF4lcon. It boggles my mind that anyone would think that "giving red" really has any bearing on anything.

To everyone else in the list I apologise for lumping you into the bully category. Especially good members such as Stryder and that fat bastard Tuc.

 

[from zero]

I knew tuc was fat!

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, I am not so much fat as huskily made you sow.

 

[from zero]

Sorry T-bone.

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

I knew tuc was fat!

Tuc's not fat he just has big bones.......in particluar he has extraordinarily large tummy and butt bones. He also has an extra-slow metabolism. Yeah thats is.........he is still digesting meals he ate 6 months ago hence the 18 months pregnant look.


























































Tuc, thats for not passing me that k when you promised

 

[tuc biscuit]

damn I was on great form that day, really busting out 'a material' left right and centre

 

[tuc biscuit]

I got to spread it around first chunky, I must have hit you recently (can't remember you making any decent posts though.......wierd) heh heh.

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

I got to spread it around first chunky, I must have hit you recently (can't remember you making any decent posts though.......wierd) heh heh.

Well if you insist on only poking and prodding k is the only thing you'll be spreading around for a while. You got blown out by BM lmao.

 

[tuc biscuit]

hey, you do realise when women say no they really mean yes?

I just got a girl at the moment as well (wooohooooo for me) but she seems to think it is ok to send me 30-50 text messages a day, which I then have to reply to : (

 

[I'll Never Leave You]

have you tried cutting her hands off and shoving them in her mouth with your micropenis?

 

[strider364]

Thank you WODIN!

 

[tuc biscuit]

have you tried cutting her hands off and shoving them in her mouth with your micropenis?

hmmm, now who could you be? ashamed?

 

[from zero]

hmmm, now who could you be? ashamed?

And we have a winner!

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

hey, you do realise when women say no they really mean yes?

I just got a girl at the moment as well (wooohooooo for me) but she seems to think it is ok to send me 30-50 text messages a day, which I then have to reply to : (

lol.........well you got to weigh the advantages up against the disadvantages. Ignore her for a while instead of jumping when she says so.

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol.........well you got to weigh the advantages up against the disadvantages. Ignore her for a while instead of jumping when she says so.

Lol, I do, she just loves to be on her damn phone and I am one of her recipiants

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

Lol, I do, she just loves to be on her damn phone and I am one of her recipiants

Well obviously you arent entertaining enough.........try calling her by the wrong name. My bro does that whenever he needs to straighten a woman out.

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, I call her chunky as a nickname and took her to a restaurant called 'fatty arbuckles' the other day.

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

lol, I call her chunky as a nickname and took her to a restaurant called 'fatty arbuckles' the other day.

lmao.........and is she uhhhh chunky??

I've been to Fatty Arbuckles in Birmingham.

 

[tuc biscuit]

she is well made, not fat or anything really, but it just reminds her that she is lol, she has got a damn good appetite on her though, not many leftovers ever on her plate for me to mop up lol

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

she is well made, not fat or anything really, but it just reminds her that she is lol, she has got a damn good appetite on her though, not many leftovers ever on her plate for me to mop up lol

Thick not fat huh. Fair enough.

 

[tuc biscuit]

yup and she is up to 37 texts already today lol, make that 38 lol

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

yup and she is up to 37 texts already today lol, make that 38 lol

Jeeeezzzus. When she aint looking remove the sim card and watch her go ape shit hehehe.

 

[I'll Never Leave You]

you're not fooling anyone...

we know 'she' is really a hairy he.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Jeeeezzzus. When she aint looking remove the sim card and watch her go ape shit hehehe.

the stupid thing is whenever I ring her she insists on ringing me back as not to waste my credit..........hello!!!!!!!!! what about the fucking texts lol.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Thanks for the correction Wodin old pal. Thank you for getting the list correct and pointing out who the real bullies are.

You're okay I dont care what Tuc and Zero say about ya

 

[I'll Never Leave You]

I give it a month before she gets fed up of your flabby ass.

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

the stupid thing is whenever I ring her she insists on ringing me back as not to waste my credit..........hello!!!!!!!!! what about the fucking texts lol.

On some deals you can make it so that one person pays for sending the text and for the reply........persuade her to do that.

So I assume you dont get 40 texts a day from her? If you do it oculd get expensive.

 

[tuc biscuit]

yep it is up to 43 for today now, which has been pretty standard for the 9 days I have known her lol.


It is not all bad because the last text was telling me she would wear a skirt tonight for easy access : )

 

[I'll Never Leave You]

she does that for me too.

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

yep it is up to 43 for today now, which has been pretty standard for the 9 days I have known her lol.


It is not all bad because the last text was telling me she would wear a skirt tonight for easy access : )

lol........I can see how that would make up for the finacial loss.

 

[tuc biscuit]

hehe, she is crafty, she will send me two messages so we have two conversations going, that way she gets double the amount of me......the lucky cow

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

hehe, she is crafty, she will send me two messages so we have two conversations going, that way she gets double the amount of me......the lucky cow

a woman that can concentrate on two things at once? Damn.......gotta be one in a million.

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, she is only 18 as well, muhahahahahaha

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

lol, she is only 18 as well, muhahahahahaha

You goddam dirty old man.........shame on you.

 

[tuc biscuit]

You goddam dirty old man.........shame on you.

muhahahahahahaha, only 4 years between us, but damn her innocence and jest for life are so refreshing compared to older women

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

muhahahahahahaha, only 4 years between us, but damn her innocence and jest for life are so refreshing compared to older women

Shit I teach girls her age..........I guess it is ok considering the age difference.

 

[WODIN]

You two need to get a room.

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

You two need to get a room.

So we can discuss his girlfriend?

For once you are making no sense.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I would if you would stop butting in fatty fatty mcwodin

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

AHEM - WODIN

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

AHEM

 

[WODIN]

LOL!!! I really do give sh4dowf4lcon a hard time on here. He is solid and just likes to play the karma game.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I like this part:

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.