I'm working on a new trick

[Nathan]

Okay, basically, I start pulling out the tip of a vein from my finger tip so that eventually this huge network of veins has been pulled out and, here's the kicker, my heart is at the end of it. I then swallow the entire mess and carry on about my business. Basically, I want children everywhere to know that I look really fucking good in crotchless pants. Really good. Furthermore and moreover, I can swallow an entire tennis racket without chewing or anything. All in one big gulp. Then I am able to remove it through my urethra. That one took a lot of dedication to figure out but now that I have it down it goes over really well with chicks. They dig it. Remember, only users lose drugs. Raccoons lose 'em too but they don't count cause they don't pay much for their shit so they don't worry so much about where they put shit and tend to leave it at their asses. I just drank a quart of ink through my nostrils and don't feel so good. Rasberry pie. i have something in my eye. Donkeys never die. Only fools really try. Nipples make me cry.

 

[Bigsatan13]

A good trick is to pull a 10 foot length of pipe out of your ass.

 

[Nathan]

I would like to formally apologize for this thread. I just had to say something moderately weird to get it out of my system. Hope you understand.

Sincerely,

Chinchilla Eroticus

 

[Nathan]

A good trick is to pull a 10 foot length of pipe out of your ass.

I can pull 20 feet of barbed wire out of my ass. Will that do?

 

[gymtime]

You're seeing a whole team of psychiatrists aren't you.

 

[Nathan]

You're seeing a whole team of psychiatrists aren't you.

Once upon a time son. On my own now and doing very well thank you.

 

[gymtime]

Son? Why I'm old enough to be your........uh.......boyishly handsome uncle. Yeah, that's it.

 

[saint808]

i thought this was a thread about prostitution.

 

[Nathan]

i thought this was a thread about prostitution.

Oh but it is.

 

[BigAndy69]

Nathan, you truly are a sick puppy

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