Im so weak

[theoak01]

my ex just called me and is on her way over for a booty call.

mother fucker I didnt want this to happen but I swear its been so long Im losing my mind,I can hardly be in public without thinking dirty thoughts about banging chicks,hell I was almost to the point of having another chefwide karla incident, so maybe this is for the best,but fuck this could also turn out very bad.

time for condoms

 

[jdevlin1985]

my ex just called me and is on her way over for a booty call.

mother fucker I didnt want this to happen but I swear its been so long Im losing my mind,I can hardly be in public without thinking dirty thoughts about banging chicks,hell I was almost to the point of having another chefwide karla incident, so maybe this is for the best,but fuck this could also turn out very bad.

time for condoms

Then chuck her out!!!

 

[theoak01]

i gotta work at 6 so thats the plan

 

[jdevlin1985]

i gotta work at 6 so thats the plan

word

 

[theoak01]

im horrible

 

[theoak01]

ill regrett this after

k gotta go fucky fucky time

 

[jdevlin1985]

ill regrett this after

k gotta go fucky fucky time

enjoy

 

[EnderJE]

you suck, pants...you suck

 

[theoak01]

you suck, pants...you suck

fuck dude I know,I feel like shit because I was trying to resist the shedevil,but she got me.

plus side was 40 mins of a good fuck was worth it,but damn I need more practice Im still winded.

no more though dammit, helmet your my support group,you gotta help me stay away from that drug of hers

 

[EnderJE]

fuck dude I know,I feel like shit because I was trying to resist the shedevil,but she got me.

plus side was 40 mins of a good fuck was worth it,but damn I need more practice Im still winded.

no more though dammit, helmet your my support group,you gotta help me stay away from that drug of hers

dude, just imagine that you'll get her pregnant...that was enough to stop my booty calls back in my day...

 

[p0ink]

dude, just imagine that you'll get her pregnant...that was enough to stop my booty calls back in my day...

that's what coat hangers and shop-vacs are for.

 

[biteme]

my ex just called me and is on her way over for a booty call.

mother fucker I didnt want this to happen but I swear its been so long Im losing my mind,I can hardly be in public without thinking dirty thoughts about banging chicks,hell I was almost to the point of having another chefwide karla incident, so maybe this is for the best,but fuck this could also turn out very bad.

time for condoms

You are a normal red-blooded Canadian male. You can only go so long without it.

 

[buffer1]

my ex just called me and is on her way over for a booty call.

mother fucker I didnt want this to happen but I swear its been so long Im losing my mind,I can hardly be in public without thinking dirty thoughts about banging chicks,hell I was almost to the point of having another chefwide karla incident, so maybe this is for the best,but fuck this could also turn out very bad.

time for condoms

lol,just be thankfull you dont have to tie a two by four to your ass

 

[theoak01]

lol,just be thankfull you dont have to tie a two by four to your ass

i dont get it lol,im prob just too tired

i gotta try and keep away but it unlikely