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I'm Outta Here!

Nelson Montana

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Just for 2 weeks. I'm doing my yearly pilgrimage of getting my ass out of cold New York and heading to sunny South Beach and won't even be looking at a computer the whole time.

Actually, it hasn't been that brutal of a winter, but it still can't beat 80 degrees in a town where thong bikinis are considered appropriate attire for any occasion.

Stay safe brothers. See ya soon.
 
Have fun mate ,and try and get a cuople of water aerobics classes in at the hotel its a great in with the girls but dont tell anyone .

Brad.
 
Nelson, either you planned it this way or you don't know what your missing next month in South Beach. Next month the World Music Conference is going to be of the hook..but..if your not into that I can see why you are going to South Beach now before the madness, and drink price increases!
 
im from nyc that 65 degree weather yesterday wasznt bad stop lying lol but its dropin to the 20s by the weekend .. enjoy brother
 
Nice! give us a visit here Nelson! We can take you here to some of the best titty bars in the world! girls topless at the beach, crazy bitches at the bars, you'll need a lot of cockage.
 
have fun and be safe but whatever u do dont wear the thong. it doesnt look good no matter what shape u r in :)
 
p.s. bring back pics of south beach hotties in thong bikinis plz. lol
i was thinkin the same thing...im freezin my ass off in this -40 Canda weather (couldnt tell what that is in F)

im against 8and20 on this...swing for the fences and rock the borat thong, youll score for sure!
 
safety4lyfe said:
i was thinkin the same thing...im freezin my ass off in this -40 Canda weather (couldnt tell what that is in F)

im against 8and20 on this...swing for the fences and rock the borat thong, youll score for sure![/QUOTE]

score with a dude. he is going to south beach.....lol
 
DJ_UFO said:
Nice! give us a visit here Nelson! We can take you here to some of the best titty bars in the world! girls topless at the beach, crazy bitches at the bars, you'll need a lot of cockage.


Nelson at a strip joint?! BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

He can't hang! Or could he????

Anywhos! See you on Saturday DJ....at the TITTY BAR!!! WOOHOOOOOO!!!!
 
I take my wife there every year. She goes topless every time.
 
Nelson Montana said:
Just for 2 weeks. I'm doing my yearly pilgrimage of getting my ass out of cold New York and heading to sunny South Beach and won't even be looking at a computer the whole time.

Actually, it hasn't been that brutal of a winter, but it still can't beat 80 degrees in a town where thong bikinis are considered appropriate attire for any occasion.

Stay safe brothers. See ya soon.


warm weather and bikinis,,,south beach,,,very nice! ENJOY EVERY MINUTE!
 
PhillyPA#1 said:
I take my wife there every year. She goes topless every time.

Going topless ain't shit around here no more. No one cares to be honest with you. I remember a few years back. I was on the beach with my wife. This one day it was nice. Hot and sunny. Plenty of topless women. And then...there were these 3-4 fat, out of shape, pale white guys. That you can EASILY tell they were from somewhere up north. Just total goofs to be honest with you.

For the whole hour I was there...these morons looked like little PREPUSCENT boys. Just looking around and giggling. And sometimes just staring like total horn dogs. They looked quite pathetic to be honest with you.

After a while. One of them pulls out his camcorder and begins recording. Gets up and starts zooming on tits everywhere. At this point...I yelled out..

HEY! WTF BRO?! YOU NEVER SEEN TITS BEFORE?!

That shit was soooo funny! The whole area of the beach began to actually laugh and point at them. Women too. Those dumbasses just grabbed their shit and left.

I know...it was mean. But hey! Learn to act like a fucking gentleman. Women are human beings too.
 
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