Im officially tired of women. I have stopped dating

[miplank]

I can pull it off if she takes half my money and I get to keep all of my weiner. Chicks dig a big weinie even if it is on an old geezer.

Just be sure to shave them gray pubes bro....

 

[miplank]

Nice chopped AVI nugga, and the 6th time is a charm bro.

I don't even know what you're talking about

 

[Strongbow]

I don't even know what you're talking about

Oh okay then, awesome rack bro. Looks alomost as good as my avi.

 

[Arabian]

Never thought I'd type these words but Strongbow is right.

Stop looking. Relax.


People who are actively looking seem to often not make the best choices. I suspect they unconsciously are rushing the whole process. You can't put a timer on this stuff.

Maybe your right ! I guess I'm just also dealing with my mother dying and other things in my life and I'm just sick and tired of the games

 

[shirlene29]

i'd feel like such a chode announcing marriage to my friends/fam, after you've already did it 4 times.
kinda hard to get excited to be a bestman 4 times for your bro.

about as well as announcing a fourth kid I would imagine

 

[Mr. dB]

Separated at birth:

 

[binö]

about as well as announcing a fourth kid I would imagine

meh, not as bad, kids are god's creatures, they bring rainbows/butterflies/puppies etc. to the world.
but 4 weddings? 4 parties? 4 honeymoons?
olol, imagine giving 4 best man speeches.
or having the same wedding band everytime oloooll

 

[Arabian]

billfred is hott just sayin I've seen his pics

I must be Ugly, that might be whats wrong

 

[jackangel]

I must be Ugly, that might be whats wrong

no worries. just ask for some compliments from the nice girls of EF. you'll hear something nice. it may be bullshit, but it will be nice.

 

[Arabian]

no worries. just ask for some compliments from the nice girls of EF. you'll hear something nice. it may be bullshit, but it will be nice.

At this point, I could careless pal........