Im officially tired of women. I have stopped dating

[Strongbow]

I vow my next wife will not be a full blooded white girl.

 

[TC2]

I'm hispanic/hispanic.

So what you are saying is that you REALLY like the backdoor action?

 

[just...v]

I'm hispanic/hispanic.

So was my daddy.


Hi, RW

 

[binö]

I vow my next wife will not be a full blooded white girl.

you should try to club a native american girl for your next wife.
there is some hot ones, and they dig tribal tats i think

 

[billfred]

Does she have an accent? Not trying to step on the idea of your hotness,but could it just be her english? I fumbled a lot as a kid when I was still learning.

No - no accent. She is totally hot for me.

 

[Strongbow]

you should try to club a native american girl for your next wife.
there is some hot ones, and they dig tribal tats i think

Naw I got my eye on this Ameri/Mex dime.

 

[miplank]

how long will you be married to your 6th wife?

 

[binö]

how long will you be married to your 6th wife?

i'd feel like such a chode announcing marriage to my friends/fam, after you've already did it 4 times.
kinda hard to get excited to be a bestman 4 times for your bro.

 

[billfred]

You have to have a lot of money for that to work...



Does your plan include your wife talking all your money in a divorce?

I can pull it off if she takes half my money and I get to keep all of my weiner. Chicks dig a big weinie even if it is on an old geezer.

 

[Strongbow]

how long will you be married to your 6th wife?

Nice chopped AVI nugga, and the 6th time is a charm bro.