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CretinOn1Wheel

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I am a proud natural bodybuilder. Juicing is for cheaters and self admitted felons. Save Lives!!! Stiffer penalties for users is mandatory!!! :p
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AAS is also legal in many countries so fuck your stiff penalties foo.
 
CretinOn1Wheel said:
I am a proud natural bodybuilder. Juicing is for cheaters and self admitted felons. Save Lives!!! Stiffer penalties for users is mandatory!!! :p
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Listen, do we come to your home full of hate and lies? Do we bother you or disturb you in any way and preech shit? Just leave! And leave us alone!
 
O, lets see.......do you drink additional protein, creatine, glutamine, eca, multivitamins, zma, or any other SUPPLEMENTS? If so you are NOT NATURAL, you are adding something to your body that it would not normally produce in the fashion you desire. And, if you don't then great for you! Juice is a synthetic form of TESTOSTERONE, and your supplements or nothing more than synthetic forms of the aforementioned.

Everlast
 
Re: Dare!

hey is that beer belly derived from natural barley hops and rice too? oh and BTW get a real bike like a harley those rice burners suck up alot of carbs like their owners :D
 
Does Everyone Here Always Act So Serious???

Sheesh! if you guys can't detect sarcasm when you see it you've been reading too much bodybuilding stuff. Surf some porn or something. I'm serious about training and I have not missed a day in years. I've done contests, even won the overall in a few. I wanted to be pro a good portion of my adult years. That changed as my desire for material things increased . Simultaneously my need to fulfill my dreams of being pro diminished. I'm still hardcore, but I'm not some mindless meathead that knows nothing outside of the gym anymore. I was introducing my smart assed self. I'm new here and I feel I have much to gain and equally as much to offer this board. I'm looking forward to learning and sharing my past experience with everyone. I'm just a little more easygoing than the rest of you? Or maybe I bench 420 too much? By the way I come in peace. I like a friendly flame war for entertainment purposes-or is thisa against the rules here. I better check. If it's not allowed I'm sorry, I'll retract anything I did wrong.
 
Hell I can find a pic like that and post it.!!!!This post is full of bull Sh*T !!! RADAR
 
Oops. Wouldn't a done that were I you. I'm sure over time people will forgive and forget. So, you're not natural? Am I now understanding this correctly or had you planned on causing some serious damage on the pro scene with nothing more than an "easy-going" attitude?
 
As a fellow sportbike rider, we would call you a 'squid'. Put on a helmet and some leathers before you do stupid shit like that and raise MY insurance rates. GEEZ!!!!
 
This post stinks. Those two pictures are of two completely different people. Your full of shit and just plain sad.:moon: kiss my naked white arse ya bloody wanker :p There now do you feel better I halfheartedly flamed you. Pathetic
 
CretinOn1Wheel said:
I am a proud natural bodybuilder. Juicing is for cheaters and self admitted felons. Save Lives!!! Stiffer penalties for users is mandatory!!! :p
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Since you ask for it: yes you are a natural, but you are fat.
Maybe you could loose some 20 pounds for starters?

If you think using roids is cheating, then everything in life is.
What about drinking alcohol, smoking joints. What about cocaine use or heroine.

You are a natural and i am not, so that's my choice.
But oh you kick on something, so what is yours?
Nobody is perfect. If you don't want to tell me, no problem, but please no lies.
 
Yes, I know

Yes, I know I'm fat in that pic. I noticed no one talks shit about my second pic though. Does anyone else have the balls to post an out of shape pic of themselves? I can because I do not base my self esteem on my bodybuilding achievements anymore. I want to thank everyone for acknowleding my lard ass and ignoring my "in shape" pic. Blo me.
 
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CretinOn1Wheel said:
Yes, I know I'm fat in that pic. I noticed no one talks shit about my second pic though. Does anyone else have the balls to post an out of shape pic of themselves? I can because I do not base my self esteem on my bodybuilding achievements anymore. I want to thank everyone for acknowleding my lard ass and ignoring my "in shape" pic. Blo me.
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I doubt that second picture is really you... How can someone let themselves go from picture #2 to picture #1 and not get pissed.
 
gotta tell ya bro, just a little advice: you might want to start over on this board, cause this aint goin too well for ya.............:D




peace bb79
 
Lighten up everyone!

That is me in both pics-anybody in the AZ bodybuilding scene could verify that it's me. I don't know if there's anyone here that is cuz this is my first day. I'm truly enjoying the warm response. I can tell everyone here is a national level competitor skoffing at my peasant self. By the way, that is me in this pic too. I deserved a bigger trophy too, And no it's no photoshop for you crybabies.http://www.printroom.com/_vti_bin/V...haybusa&album_id=30278&image_id=22&courtesy=1
 
if the second pic is you..........then i tip my hat to ya for all the hard work. natural????????? i dont think so,but thats just my opinion.
 
Wait hold on, this has gotta be AMAF reincarnated. This is classic UOU material. I peeped your game you sly devil:p, cmon and admit it. No one else could be this stupid and pathetic.
 
First, to come to a Anabolic (ANABOLIC) Discussion board and ask to be flamed, duh, guess what people will FLAME YOU! SO what your fat and out of shape, naturally. I'm impressed. What did that take; couple months of "OPRAH" and ice cream? Good for you. Your "In shape pic" Nice legs dude, get those from Col. Sanders? Nice traps, oh wait, that a shadow cast from your pointy little head? WELCOME TO THE BOARD! By the way thanks for the deterrent. REASONS NOT TO STOP LIFTING
 
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you know bub this board have give me new life and doctors don't do a dam thing so shut your hole up! i am my own doctor now thank you:)
 
the funny thing is this dumbfuck probably ingests every pro-hormone and Gh releasing bullshit
that permeates the supplement market- is that natural-yeah right- half the time these natural
jack asses are natural due to the fact that they were scammed or can't find a good source.
 
In my country juice is legal, and I dont compete, so Im not cheating (supposing juice was cheating in body building) so f... off with that comment.
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read the entire post you morons...

This was a tongue in cheek post you idiots. I'm not serious. I'm phucking around. I hate self righteous natural guys. I was just trying to grab attention (good and bad) while introducing myself. Oh, and to all you armchair critics in cyberland-I highly doubt you'd talk serious trash to me in person. what do you look like??? Who knows? Maybe i'm not as great as some of the vets here? i'll have to look around and see. Judging by all the smack talking, I'd guess there's some serious pro contenders here. By the way, does anyone here carea bout anything else besides preventing smallness? I'm just curious. Are you guys making a living off of bodybuilding? You all seem to love it so much. Any career fitness peeps here? How's your financial portfolio?
 
Your initials C.O.W. are rather appropriate for your first picture don't you think? Listen bro I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction of flaming you but if you had any idea of the number of times we have had to take some ignorant wanker to task because he had nothin' better to do than register on this board just to give us and the sport in general a hard time and BTW seein' as most of them don't even know what they're talkin' about they usually get trashed so badly that they don't come back! So in your case tell me how exactly do you expect us to tell the difference when somebody we don't even know makes his introduction in the manner that you did?
:p
 
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Welcome to the board. Everyone will in time forget this thread. We honestly get threads like yours that are real, so most of the guys get pissy pretty quick. I'm glad I caught the tail end of it...:)

My financial portfolio isnt bad, getting better too, considering thats what I do for a living it had better be good. :D


##spiderbaby##
 
If I were you.......I'd change my screen name.........you lost all possible respect for yourself. Everytime I see you from now on.......I will flame your tard ass.
I would have said 'Lard' ass but .......we know.

You are on my black list now.
 
OK FAT ONE WHEEL>>>>

Nice of your Bike sinking fat ass to visit us. I see you subscribe to the "got a 5$ head, wear a 5$ helmet " theory

Now, lets make a deal... you don't come into our board and talk your natural shit, and we wont go into your GAY bars and talk about being straight!!!

What kind of shit was that last post? "hows your portfolio" Shit.... I've forgotten more about the market than youll ever know.... You must have been beaten or molested as a child now go take your HMB and a glass of warm whey protein and go to your room you silly little bitch... what an ass..."bet none of you would say that to my face" listen idiot, if you feel somdamn good about it, why dont you forget posting on here and take your
Talkin-out-yo-ass self to a Real gym and say that shit!!!
 
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If I were you.......I'd change my screen name.........you lost all possible respect for yourself.
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I second that. Cretin, your intro was absolutely horrid, plus you only have seven posts under you belt - change your handle immediately. You'll regret it later if you don't do it now. If not for yourself, then do it for your children - they'll have to live with this legacy.
 
Troll!

He is a Troll and the best way to deal with him is just ignore him.

Some funny ass replies though. momwarndu are you on dbol/test? lol watch the BP.
 
Shit, you come on this board saying, "This was a tongue in cheek post you idiots. " That's gonna get you alot of respect around here. Qouting you again, "By the way, does anyone here carea bout anything else besides preventing smallness? I'm just curious. Are you guys making a living off of bodybuilding? You all seem to love it so much." Do you think the only reason a person lifts is to get built for competitions? I could name more reasons to lift than there are brain cells in your fat skull. Are we just supposed to read your mind and know that you're fucking around?
NO.
Make a new screen name, maybe something like, "Fat Fucker", and start fresh. And if this is really uou, you're a trip.
 
HOLY FUCK ITS THE RETURN OF MASSIVEROIDS........AINT SEEN ANYONE GET BENT OVER THE BARREL LIKE HIM....TILL NOW. WHY COME IN HERE SHOWING FAKE PICS, TELLING LIES AND BEING AN ASS. THEN YOU ASK WHY ANYONE WONT RESPOND KINDLY? AND BITCH NOT EVERYONE IS BROKE IN HERE TRUST ME! YOU WANT TO THROW FIGURES AROUND YOU GOT YOUR GUY, I WILL HAND YOU YOUR ASS ON THAT ONE. FOR THE NORMAL BRO'S THAT IS NOT BRAGGING ON MY PART BUT I THINK THIS C.O.W. WILL GET THE POINT. AS JAY-Z WOULD SAY "MONEY AINT A THING" TO ME.
 
KA- BAR

KA-BAR said:
He is a Troll and the best way to deal with him is just ignore him.

Some funny ass replies though. momwarndu are you on dbol/test? lol watch the BP.
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nah..I'm off right now...maybe thats why i egt like that!! LOL
I'm laughing the whole way thru this thread! I'm just a sarcastic ass anyway.

But seriously, this idiot cracks me up.



UUhhhh... "I'm a big natural Asshole" soound better?
 
This was a tongue in cheek post you idiots

yeah...that was no tongue in your cheek...
you must have internet access in prison ...
.....you bunk bitch!!!
 
eh. I've dealt with morons like this. Better to just forget about it. Makes more sense than to listen. I used to act like this guy when I was in 6th grade. It's called self-depreciation. Basically, you walk into a situation, fuck it up for yourself, then you blame everyone else so you don't have to accept that you fucked up.

So it's right that the best part about it is that it will be forgotten. Some of these replies (where people are still extending welcome) take a lot of maturity. I applaud that, but don't swallow a load of shit. I know a load when I smell one. And this guy can atleast own acting like a load.

jacshelb
 
I'm New, I'm Big, I'm Natural, Flame on...

YER NEW=I CAN TELL
YER BIG = AS I CAN SEE IN THE PIC.
YER NATURAL=SO ARE THE REST OF US.

FLAME ON=I SHALL!!!!

...I WAS YOUR SIZE WHEN 15..
MAMMAS FAT LITTLE BISKIT EATER...
YOU STILL LIVE AT HOME WITH YOUR PARENTS DONT YOU!!!

OH WELL..IM DONE...YOU JUICIN BASTARD !!!!
WELCOME TO TH BOARD BIGGIN!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
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I'm New, I'm Big, I'm Natural, I'm a Flamer(Gay), I'm fat, I'm too broke to afford the juice, I do androsteindione - becuase I am too ignorant too no that it is worse for me than the juice, I think juicer's are felons because I am too ignorant to know - it is perfectly legal to get it from a doctor if it is needed, OH YEAH - I HATE ALL JUICERS BECAUSE ONE OF THEM FUCKED MY WIFE AND THEN WHEN I TRIED TO STOP HIM HE BENT ME OVER AND FUCKED ME.

No flaming you dude I just thought everyone should know your whole story.
 
Hey CretinOn1Wheel,
Before u post a pic of urself trying to wheelie, u should learn how to get it up! Maybe that's a personal problem. I hope u downloaded that picture from sumwhere else as well as the other 2-3.
 
wake the fuck up and stop with the bullshit .

in the first pic you are nothing but a fat ass , and in the second pic the guy is not you , or if IT IS ( which I doubt ) , you were obviously juicing at that time .



Victor
 
No, i only saw your second pic after my posting

CretinOn1Wheel said:
Yes, I know I'm fat in that pic. I noticed no one talks shit about my second pic though. Does anyone else have the balls to post an out of shape pic of themselves? I can because I do not base my self esteem on my bodybuilding achievements anymore. I want to thank everyone for acknowleding my lard ass and ignoring my "in shape" pic. Blo me.
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Sure you look great in the second one, but to be honest how many day a year do your abs show? My guess is never again since your last show.
And i do not believe for a minute you are a "real" natural.
Never used prohormones, Cell Tech, nothing except proteine, vit. pills, iron pills?
As for myself not posting pics, i would if i looked decent enough. But then again i am not bragging about anything and am certainly not showing NO respect to the rest of the board. If you feel that you are so much better then the rest of us (i speak for myself here), then maybe you have chosen the wrong board.

I say this since you ask.
 
Anybody else notice the bitch tit in the second photo. I am sure that was caused by something other than juice.
 
I Think He Was Serious

Then changed his attitude when he got a negative response. And what's with the blurry pic, and the first pic he posted looks nothing like the second guy. which one is he?

Anyway, had a lot of fun laughing at this post.......:D
 
Cretin on One wheel -- never was a screen name more appropriate. You write: "I'll smoke you with ice cream as the main staple of my diet." Dude, you didn't have to tell us your diet secret; it's evident in that first picture.

If you think insulting people and lying to them is the way to "make new friends", I suggest enrolling in charm school real quick.

Being a rude jerk is not the most mature way to get attention from strangers ... this truth must be understood even in AZ.
 
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