are you a ninja? apparently there's some clan of them around here.
are you a guy that lets women walk all over them? we have a group for that too.
are you obsessed with jeniffer garner?
karma whore?
pirate? there's no group for that but there should be.
SWV may be an interesting clan for you to join. You may have to still be in love with a girl that held your hand during a field trip in elementary school to enroll, but I'm sure there are loopholes.