I'm in panic mode right now

[Yarg!]

Cuz a semester of college is ending (the next one begins in 1 month) and I didn't get a single number ! Well I never tried.. but thats the point. Todays the last day before exams and I can't walk away without one. I am going out with this one chick, but comeon to go thru 3 months of college without a single digit is not cool... I'm typing this up from the library at the moment and there are hotties all around me. And this retarded chick just wheeled in with her electric wheel chair. Hello tits and a heart beat! BRB.

The less working limbs the less chance of struggle.. heh heh heh

 

[Lestat]

good luck bro

 

[Dunk]

jackangel from Van wilder

"Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder"

 

[Mr_Sinister]

Good luck, but I don't know if you'll get much of a chance since it's crunch time and the last thing on people's mind is hooking up, that and because it's close to the holidays and they'll probably be going back home anyways. But in any event, try it out.

 

[BrothaBill]

Yarg, this isnt a journal. Youve got to make comments to "other" people now again in order to not get ripped on for making threads about yourself. I like you, but contribute and help other people now and again. I never see you post to other people, just threads to your life.
Just saying, be cool and participate a bit more towards other members on the board

 

[EnderJE]

Bor...panic mode is when your girl scores blue in the P test. THAT's PANIC. Your problems could be settled with a hooker and $200. Cheaper that way too.

 

[NjSwunkBee]

you need a few gold chains, some hair grease, a wife-beater, and chest hair

 

[Yarg!]

Yarg, this isnt a journal. Youve got to make comments to "other" people now again in order to not get ripped on for making threads about yourself. I like you, but contribute and help other people now and again. I never see you post to other people, just threads to your life.
Just saying, be cool and participate a bit more towards other members on the board

Just checking in.. stuck here till 9pm cuz of an exam..in 2 hrs... ugh.

Oh dude, I was joking. I mean I am not gonna seriously hit on a handicapped chick as a last resort thing. This whole thread was supposed to be taken in jest. Anyways, I'll try to post up things to help others- there was once a time when I did in the weight training board.. then something terrible happened...But anyways who the hell blacked you out???? They'll pay!

 

[Raptorex]

you need a few gold chains, some hair grease, a wife-beater, and chest hair

and some puny ass muscles...

 

[BrothaBill]

Just checking in.. stuck here till 9pm cuz of an exam..in 2 hrs... ugh.

Oh dude, I was joking. I mean I am not gonna seriously hit on a handicapped chick as a last resort thing. This whole thread was supposed to be taken in jest. Anyways, I'll try to post up things to help others- there was once a time when I did in the weight training board.. then something terrible happened...But anyways who the hell blacked you out???? They'll pay!

lol, I made my trek back to the anabolic forum for a few hours and they CANNOT handle critical thinking.

You can fuck with people here and thats that, mess with the steroid dealers over there and there business and the mods will red you like MrX did me and get threats from Satchboogie like I got with his K message.

Stupid really, when will people learn not to take things seriously simply b/c of their pricing, makes me mad, angry, infuriated really. I PMd them asking for them to unblack me but to no avail.

Fuck them!! I told them I will manifest into a spacedragon in hyperspace and swoop down upon them. I will do that tonight. I control this reality and thats how I make this decisions.

The alternate realities where they come out fine are infinite, but in this reality, I am boss and Ive unlocked the secret with my experiments. "I", the Spacedragon will feast upon their livers and carcasses tonight til there is no more.
My reality, My mind, I create it and fuck them!!!!!!!!

 

[Yarg!]

Are you sure you wanna eat their livers? I mean those things are riddled with all sorts of bad shit, one bite will OD you faster than Jimi Hendrix.

 

[BrothaBill]

Are you sure you wanna eat their livers? I mean those things are riddled with all sorts of bad shit, one bite will OD you faster than Jimi Hendrix.

lol, check out the thread you inspired over there. Fucking I PMd this Indy guy and after bombing me, he REDs me, fucking tard
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443222

 

[Yarg!]

fuck its in the plat area. Ill check tmr once I get my plat. GTG study. BTW BB what was your major ? Or are you still attending? Cuz I have this final exam on calculus simple stuff like log equations and stuff, but its still a pain in the ass- just wondering if you shared my pain when you were in school. L8r.