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I'm having another baby!

Congratulations Studly, and good luck with the Mood Swings..
See, I told ya that you could do this..

I got my news when I sat down at dinner one night and the test was on my
plate, on a napkin..

Took a while for me to realize what had been on that test to make it react..
 
LOL^^ Yep I have three of my own that I will have to keep away from men like the ones on here lol...
 
I would have a dozen if life wasn't so damn expensive.... and if Mrs. Chef would even remotely entertain a fourth (after three the proverbial store is closed).

I thought that after our first was born that that was it: how could you possibly share love like that? What my foolish mellon head did not realize is that love knows no limit. Each day with each of our boys it grows beyond my feable attempts to describe it. I worry not for them, but for me, I could easily burst.

Damn, you got me wellin' up here! Flood waters a comin'!
 
Congratulations! You finally asked for directions, huh?

The back door does`nt do much for conceiving.
 
Yes congratulations beasty!
As the little lady and I discussed I am already tapped out with a previous child support payment. So you and the Mrs. are all on your own with this one.
But good luck and congrats again.
The Uncle
 
Thanks all. So now my plan is to go out and get a third job. I figure it is the thing to do these days.

My daughter is the most excited. She says it is her baby.
 
beastboy said:
Thanks all. So now my plan is to go out and get a third job. I figure it is the thing to do these days.

My daughter is the most excited. She says it is her baby.
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You sound like a good Jamaican father...

"What are ya taakin' about? Dis ere mon's only got TWO jobs?!? Is he lazEEEE? Him haffe get up in de marnin', mon. No more lounging about...."
 
Dude Congrats,

I don't know why so many people think of children as an inconvenience. Personally I make sure none of them have my phone number, so I'm never inconvenienced.

(translation: I'm jealous dude,good luck)
 
beastboy said:
My daughter is the most excited. She says it is her baby.
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Yea, It's hers until the first crappy diaper change ..
or the first Burping projectile vomit of curdled formula

Please post up pics of your fat ass as you eat lots along with Mother.
 
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Y_Lifter said:
Yea, It's hers until the first crappy diaper change ..
or the first Burping projectile vomit of curdled formula

Please post up pics of your fat ass as you eat lots along with Mother.
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LOL....I don't think so. I have been eating whatever and am still dropping weight....was 194 yesterday......the summers do this to me. I have only been getting to the gym at the most, once a week. It sucks...but I have no choice.
 
congratulations :)
 
Congrats!! Have you started to show yet?
 
THREAD HIJACKING IN PROGRESS

My wife just finished her doctor's appointment and she's already 3 cm dialated with almost 4 weeks to go. Doesn't looks like she'll make in to July.

As coincidence has it, I just checked and I am almost 4 cm dialated.
 
Y_Lifter said:
Charge You ???

I was trying to figure out how long it would take me to save
up enough of my allowance to pay you..
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You just made me smile. What more could I want than croc hunter sperm - FREE!?

Hope all is well with your family, sweets!
 
HG Pennypacker said:
THREAD HIJACKING IN PROGRESS

My wife just finished her doctor's appointment and she's already 3 cm dialated with almost 4 weeks to go. Doesn't looks like she'll make in to July.

As coincidence has it, I just checked and I am almost 4 cm dialated.
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Yeeeouch!!

Bet that stings somethin' fierce.
 
K to YLifter for the projectile vomit father repellant. Completely on the money!

For me it was the explosive 25 pounds of moussey poop out of a 10 lb baby. You know the ones... where a massive 'daisy cutter' blows grainy mustard-poop both up the back to the kids neck and down each leg to the ankles? A whole container of wet wipes barely dents one of those Hindenpoops.

See chef run. Run, chef, run.
 
Thanks all.......I'm excited but unfortunately I don't appear excited enough to my wife. I got lectured last night. How I don't seem happy....LOL. And how she wants to quit her job and how she can just stay home and babysit...and how she is stressed out.

It's starting already!

And Wodin........I am hoping for another girl.....call me nuts! I did that Chinese chart thing and it came up girl. It has been right on almost 100% of the people I know that used it.
 
beastboy said:
Thanks all.......I'm excited but unfortunately I don't appear excited enough to my wife. I got lectured last night. How I don't seem happy....LOL. And how she wants to quit her job and how she can just stay home and babysit...and how she is stressed out.

It's starting already!

And Wodin........I am hoping for another girl.....call me nuts! I did that Chinese chart thing and it came up girl. It has been right on almost 100% of the people I know that used it.
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Congrats beast.

I'm glad you finally took my advice and realized that entering through the backdoor wasn't going to get your wife pregnant. Glad I could help.:)
 
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