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I'm gonna be a cowboy I think...

b fold the truth

b fold the truth

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That's it...

I'm gonna give up this whole lifting weights and strongman thingy to become a pro rodeo rider. I mean...I'm from Kentucky!!!! I own a truck and a cattle dog...

I just need to get me some really tight jeans, ropers, western shirt and a stetson hat. Do they make wranglers with a 30+" thigh?

Anyone else want to join me in giving up lifting for ridin'?

B True
 
I have some horses in Mona Utah.

Lets all meet up there and start our own Rodeo Clown Clique.
 
Mini Blue Healer...he is my little boy. Talk about mean as nails!!!!! He loves to work...

C'mon now...put down the weights and take up the tight jeans..

B True
 
Sorry bro... they don't make horses or bulls big enough to fit you.... unless you had a rodeo where they gave an Elephant some really good biker crank.....
 
Mini Blue Healer...he is my little boy. Talk about mean as nails!!!!! He loves to work...
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I have a red he is meaner than nails!:D
 
We have two horse down here where I live that are mean as hell when you try to ride them. One of them kicked the shit out of my rotty... I am still planning my revenge.
 
I have ridden a horse...once. I was wearing blue jean shorts, t shirt, Raiders hat, and a pair of Nike Air Max's...it was so much fun... it was hard getting my feet in the stirrups though...my legs stuck out a long way.

B True
 
I wanna look

I wanna a pic of that butt when you get those tight jeans.......Although I think you should stick with weights....the tight jeans still might look good. Lady
 
Tight jeans...with my big ol fat butt? And thes thunder thighs...and this fat belly????? Are you drinking Killians by the pitcher again???

B True
 
no

Not drinking......I have always liked your butt......a lot.
Did you know if you took up riding that cowboys wear chaps bare butt? I want a pic of that too...or better yet.....I want to take that pic. Lady
 
Chaps huh???? Those might get a little breezy...rough in the winter time.

B True
 
oh

I forgot to tell you.....that is why you have to have someone ride behind you....and if you are looking for a volunteer.....you have my number. Come on now......if you want to be a cowboy you have to learn the ropes....I will help you all I can. :) Lady
 
Ropes...you trying to get me all tied up???

B True
 
Now you're getting the idea.

You are a fast learner.......maybe it won't take as long as I thought for you to become a cowboy. You aren't a cowboy if you don't get tied up. ;) Lady
 
I dunno...I'm pretty green...and my little doggey doesn't like for anyone to get close to me at all...very protective.

B True
 
Don't know....last time a Missourri girl tried to tickle me...he tried to bite her face...you remember.

B True
 
oh pooh

This Missouri girl lives on a farm and can teach you lots of things......the dog will love me. If you are interested just let me know. I will bring the rope. Lady
 
I do have a rope...ha ha....had a little too much fun at a rodeo a few years back. Wait..I have pics of me from the rodeo....he he.

Anyone know how to use a rope???

B True
 
You are probably too much woman for me tripleV...way too much for this little kid. I'm green as the grass....

B True
 
(Cowboy cowboy)


Well I'm a' packin up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills
Chill like Flynt
Buy an old drop-top
Find a spot to pimp


Then I'm a' Kid Rock it up and down ya' block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots a crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin "Chillin' the most"
Then rock that b*tch up and down the coast


Give a toast to the sun
Drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix
And tossed out a' bars


Sift to Tiajuana
I wanna roam
Find motown telephones and come back home


Start an escort service for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons
Kid Rock and I'm the Real Mccoy
And I'm headed out west cause I wanna be a


Cowboy, baby!!
(With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'!)
Cowboy, baby!!
(West Coast Chillin while the boone's whinen!)
I wanna be a cowboy, baby!!
(Ridin at night 'cause I sleep all day)
Cowboy, baby!!
(I can smell a pig from a mile away)


I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in
It goes
Like dust in the wind
Stoned Pimp, Stoned Freak, I'm stoned outta my mind
I once was lost but now I'm just blind


Palm trees and weed
Scabbed knees and rice
Get a map to the stars
Find Heidi Fleiss
And if the price is right
Then I'ma make my bid
And let Californi-A
Know why they call me


Cowboy, baby!!
(With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'!)
Cowboy, baby!!
(West Coast Chillin while the boone's whinen!)
I wanna be a cowboy, baby!!
(Ridin at night 'cause I sleep all day)
Cowboy, baby!!
(I can smell a pig from a mile away)


Yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Kid Rock
You can call me Tex
Rollin' sunset women with a bottle of becks
See a slimmy in a vette
Roll down my glass
That is @#%!*&
Right in yo' @!$#%&^


No hit gun slingin spur right in your throat
Call me hoss
I'm the boss
Whith the sauce
And the horse


No remorse for the sheriff and his eye ain't right
I'm a paint this town red
Then paint his wife white


Cause chaos
Rock like Amedeus
Find west coast pussy for my Detroit playas
Mack like mayas
Ball like lakers
They told us to leave but bet they couldn't make us


Why they wanna pick on me?
Lock me up
And throw away my key
I ain't no cheat I'm just a regular failure
I'm aint straight out a' compton
I'm straight out trailer


Cuss like a sailor
Drink like a mick
My only words of wisdom are
(Radio edit)
I'm takin' my pick
Up and down that coast
and keep on truckin'
Till' I fall in the ocean


Cowboy, baby!!
(With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'!)
Cowboy, baby!!
(West Coast Chillin while the boone's whinen!)
I wanna be a cowboy, baby!!
(Ridin at night 'cause I sleep all day)
Cowboy, baby!!
(I can smell a pig from a mile away)


rock on b fold baby! :D
 
I Wanna Be a Cowboy
Boys Don't Cry

Riding on the range,
I've got my hat - on,
I've got my boots - dusty.

I've got my saddle
On my horse.
He's called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger
Of course.

I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

(woman's voice)
Riding on the chuck wagon,
Following my man.
His name is Ted,
Can you believe that?
Camping on the prairie
Plays havoc with my hair.
Makes me feel quite dirty,
Though we all do sometimes

I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

Looking like a hero,
Six-gun at my side,
Chewing my tobacco.
Out on the horizon,
I see a puff of smoke.
Indians on the warpath,
(Indian voice) White man speak-em with forked tongue.
Or not.
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

My name is Ted,
And one day I'll be dead yo yo.


gotta luv the 80s and one hit wonders :D
 
Kid Rock...hmmm...met him a few years back...he was sittin' at the dinner talbe with Hank Jr. Seriously...

B True
 
He didn't appear to be "all that". Little skinny guy...but he was very nice...and Hank Jr...gosh...he is a large man.

B True
 
Yes...I know that a guy can be used as a cheap thrill...just not something that I'd ever want. It is either all or nothing baby doll.

B True
 
Ha ha..probably places I have no business going though...not for a young kid like me. You are way too much of a wild woman for me to handle....I have a friend whom I bet could handle you...and handle you well too. I should introduce you guys.

B True
 
Ha ha...I was actually serious. I could not handle you...I gotta have someone who would take it a little slower on me...:)

anyways...

B True
 
This cowboy likes to cuddle and snuggle...

Is that what you were talking about?

B True
 
I hope that sweet spot is your heart...if a cowboy can't have your heart...they can't have anything....

B True

"Cowboys ain't easy to love..and their harder to hold. They'd rather give you a song...than diamonds or gold."
 
Snuggle with me? I dunno. I take up most of the bed...and roll around a lot. I woke up the other morning and I had rolled over on my dog..he was growling at me while wiggling his tail...he thought I was playing. Glad it is a water bed...I would have crushed him:)


Get it on already??? When you gonna learn that I don't move fast at all? This cowboy truly is old-fashioned.

Your devilish side? Well...I don't guess that too many people on elite know your other side then do they? You know....that very sweet side of you.... It IS there!!!! You just need to find the right cowboy to show it to you...

B True
 
Diss? Naa...just think that the right cowboy will appreciate your heart much more than any part of your body.

When the right cowboy touches your sweet heart...then....when he touches the rest of your body....it will be amazing....forever.


B True
 
Triple V...couldn't you tell me and B Fold had something going on here. He is a big ole softy and doesn't like to hurt anyone, but I got first dibs. :)
B Fold...you say so many wise words.......drives me crazy. ;) You are one awesome man and it doesn't hurt to be old fashion...some girls like that in a man. The women who ends up with you will be very lucky. :) Lady
 
b fold the truth said:
Diss? Naa...just think that the right cowboy will appreciate your heart much more than any part of your body.

When the right cowboy touches your sweet heart...then....when he touches the rest of your body....it will be amazing....forever.


B True
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NO WORDS TRUER SPOKEN!
 
b fold the truth said:
Diss? Naa...just think that the right cowboy will appreciate your heart much more than any part of your body.

When the right cowboy touches your sweet heart...then....when he touches the rest of your body....it will be amazing....forever.

B True
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Not to mention he will be one LUCKY BASTARD:mad:

sorry just jealous :(
 
ladyluck: Telling everyone here that I am a softy? First dibs huh? Well...you might have to fight tripleV over me:) You are a bit taller though...but she is a fairly strong woman:)

bikinimom: Thanks so much. Now get out there and go after your cowboy!!!!!

Hannibal: Jealous? Yeah right!!!!! You're not making a believer out of me just yet with that one!!!! :)

TxCollegeguy: Levis huh? Hmmmmm...I may have to find me some of those....

B True
 
I just bought a pair of Wranglers Relaxed cut though I had to buy a size 38 just so my thighs would fit...It looks a bit funny since I have a dragging crotch but thats what is needed inorder for me to wear them
 
b fold the truth said:
ladyluck: Telling everyone here that I am a softy? First dibs huh? Well...you might have to fight tripleV over me:) You are a bit taller though...but she is a fairly strong woman:)

B True
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yeah whats this about first dibs anyways! And he aint no softy..maybe just with you ;) hes plenty rock hard with me :D


And strong will conquer tall anyday :devil:
 
I feel that I am about to get into some serious trouble....:)

B True
 
B Fold...why would you be in trouble? I know where your cowboy heart is. :)
Triple V...I meant softy in a good way. I like big strong men......but B Fold knows what I meant. He never said you were stronger......just strong. I might just surprise ya. :) Lady
 
MEOW!!!!

Careful big man...those ladies got their claws out...you might get scratched ;)
 
I don't know how you did it BTrue but you give us other big guys some hope with this thread. Maybe we can all find a cowgirl of our own.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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