i'm going interstate to hook up with a 47 year old lol

[vinylgroover]

damn, she's smoking hot too (or as hot as a 47 year old can be lol)........gotta love the old broads. met her briefly in my home city over the new year, but she lives interstate......about an hour by plane, going up this weekend.

was chatting to her last night on IM and she was throwing her undies at me and stuff via cyber waves.

she's 5'2, slim with good tone, blonde and deep tan.

god bless our senior citizens. she will be the second oldest i've hit

 

[velvett]

um, break a leg?

 

[vansmack2000]

menopause yet?

 

[Ozz2001]

Gitter Done ...probably some tight ass shit too

 

[Raptorex]

your new nickname "Lucky"

 

[javaguru]

This post is useless without pics...

 

[nycgirl]

Nothing wrong with importing or exporting the goods.

Have fun!!

 

[PBR]

im going interstate to:

air it out. because i have no "game"...lol

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

is this a fucking joke 47?

goddam you should shoot yourself.

 

[swole]

is this a fucking joke 47?

goddam you should shoot yourself.

you're just jealous

 

[PBR]

is this a fucking joke 47?

goddam you should shoot yourself.

LMAO....a 47 yr old can take you to a new dimension....

 

[vinylgroover]

is this a fucking joke 47?

goddam you should shoot yourself.

maybe after i hit it lol

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

LMAO....a 47 yr old can take you to a new dimension....

so can thorazine.

have fun VG

 

[wootoom]

she has a dick

 

[PBR]

so can thorazine.

have fun VG

thorazine can make you stiff....wait. i see your point.

 

[UA_Iron]

be sure to raid her medicine cabinet; I bet she has some cool pills.

 

[OMEGA]

MattTheSkyWalker is a known fag dont hate


have fun bro, but if it were me I would demand anal for the trip

 

[string_bean00]

be sure to raid her medicine cabinet; I bet she has some cool pills.

no doubt

 

[NJjuice22]

hit it kid!....just know that you might see some things you've never seen before.

 

[Longhorn85]

god bless our senior citizens. she will be the second oldest i've hit

Your second oldest? What is your oldest? The oldest I've hit is 44 and I'm 44.

 

[stilleto]

lol @ some of the responses.
vinyl- go for it. post pics.
how old are you btw?

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

lol @ some of the responses.
vinyl- go for it. post pics.
how old are you btw?

He's early 30's I believe....32-34 or thereabouts.

I like older women, but my cutoff is this: if she is old enough to be my Mom, I shut it down.

 

[Dunk]

You and Stiletto should have a WONDERFUL time.

 

[UA_Iron]

He's early 30's I believe....32-34 or thereabouts.

I like older women, but my cutoff is this: if she is old enough to be my Mom, I shut it down.

what if your mom was really really really hot?

 

[Frisky]

I say go for it, as long as she's not all wrinkly ... you never know what you will find when the clothes comes off

 

[NJjuice22]

I say go for it, as long as she's not all wrinkly ... you never know what you will find when the clothes comes off

lol...thats what i meant by "being ready to see some things you've never seen before"


could be some flappy things and folds in certain places.

 

[Dunk]

Definite meat drapage goin on but who am I to discriminate against some turkey neck?

 

[Frisky]

lol...thats what i meant by "being ready to see some things you've never seen before"


could be some flappy things and folds in certain places.

Oh he has to follow thru with this and definitley get back to us. I've seen quite a few nekid women in that age walking around the gym shower area.. and I must say, they look hot WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON, but when the threads come off.. its quite a surprise.

 

[UA_Iron]

Oh he has to follow thru with this and definitley get back to us. I've seen quite a few nekid women in that age walking around the gym shower area.. and I must say, they look hot WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON, but when the threads come off.. its quite a surprise.

like those pants that are like a "butt bra" - thats fucken decieving shit right there. Pants holding the ass in place, once its exposed its flat as a pancake.

Women get so mad at men lying...yet a lot of their appearance is a lie.

Just a rant.

 

[bran987]

dude.

 

[NJjuice22]

the phrase "beef curtains" always cracked me up.

 

[Frisky]

like those pants that are like a "butt bra" - thats fucken decieving shit right there. Pants holding the ass in place, once its exposed its flat as a pancake.

Women get so mad at men lying...yet a lot of their appearance is a lie.

Just a rant.

well, i don't wear a fake butt or a bra that gives me more than i have.. what you see is what you get

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

what if your mom was really really really hot?

It's a math problem, so there is little room for interpretation.

 

[stilleto]

He's early 30's I believe....32-34 or thereabouts.

I like older women, but my cutoff is this: if she is old enough to be my Mom, I shut it down.

what if she IS your mom?

 

[UA_Iron]

It's a math problem, so there is little room for interpretation.

it cannot be solved analytically so it must be solved numerically.

This will leave room for the unexpected event that a woman the same age as your mom will be very attractive. One who you will wnat to give the shocker.

 

[The Shadow]

...carry an iron

LMAO

 

[BrothaBill]

Wear a jimmy hat, a woman in her forties still sleeping around prolly got lots of organisms incubating in her pelvis.
Seems somewhat desparate, a guy over 30 shouldnt sleep with a woman older than him

 

[nycgirl]

Wear a jimmy hat, a woman in her forties still sleeping around prolly got lots of organisms incubating in her pelvis.
Seems somewhat desparate, a guy over 30 shouldnt sleep with a woman older than him

Nobody wants a mid to late 20-something anymore. Judging by the comments on this board, we are lunatics looking to breed and chain some man down to a life of babies, 2 cars & a home (he likely paid for because we bring absolutely nothing but what is in between our legs to the table ), nagging, lack of sex, etc. etc. etc.

 

[gotmilk]

um, break a leg?

throw a hip?

 

[BrothaBill]

Nobody wants a mid to late 20-something anymore. Judging by the comments on this board, we are lunatics looking to breed and chain some man down to a life of babies, 2 cars & a home (he likely paid for because we bring absolutely nothing but what is in between our legs to the table ), nagging, lack of sex, etc. etc. etc.

lol, I think if a guy in his thirties is still into sleeping with random chicks and its not out of his system meant he was a loser in his twenties. Shit gets old with the same pattern repeated til its predictable and annoying
The natural selection should be a woman within five years of his age up or down b/c of ability to relate and education levels and shared common world events. I met an 18 year old one time that had absolutely no clue what the Cuban missile crisis was when someone brought it up in conversation.
I wouldnt base judgements on what you read on internet boards about relationships lol

 

[NJjuice22]

 

[Frisky]

 

[wutangnomo]

Nothing wrong with 47 imo. The best ones are the older ones. Experience makes for damn fuckin good times.

 

[vinylgroover]

i'm 32.

she's in very good shape for 47.........and facially much younger than her years suggest. she obviously has those age spots and stuff on her skin, but i have banged women half her age that didn't look as good as her.

If there's grass on the pitch, let's play!

 

[Mavafanculo]

Nobody wants a mid to late 20-something anymore. Judging by the comments on this board, we are lunatics looking to breed and chain some man down to a life of babies, 2 cars & a home (he likely paid for because we bring absolutely nothing but what is in between our legs to the table ), nagging, lack of sex, etc. etc. etc. :rolleyes:

well I see that awitty has finally gotten tru to you and made you see the light.

now pass on this wisdom to the rest of the Iron Emasculators.