I'm giving away 10,000 k for the best personal insult you can toss at me

[BBR100]

Shrimpy, Shrimpy, you forget, I've turned over a different leaf. I've left the days of anger, violence, and beating people's heads against the concrete behind me

I'm trying to see the spark of Divinity carried within each and every living thing and find love in my heart for everyone, no matter how ignorant, egocentric, or hypocritical

lol...something tells me you'll be sparked but it won't be divine.
you have an eloquent talent for putting things in their place that few others have.

 

[musclemom]

How exactly does getting fucked with a borrowed pussy work, cause I am kinda into pussy.

I guess if you borrow a friend's Fleshlight? Hell, I dunno, it's a phrase I coined when I was still married to my ex to express my sexual repugnance towards him

 

[Strongbow]

Same way you get fucked with that strap-on your ole lady uses on ya

Don't confuse me and you now bro, I was waiting on you to tell me about your ass fucking experience wit da strap on, cause at this point I am not into ass play.

 

[Strongbow]

I guess if you borrow a friend's Fleshlight? Hell, I dunno, it's a phrase I coined when I was still married to my ex to express my sexual repugnance towards him

LOL you really don't like that dude do you Mom. Go easy on my boy Gladiator, he is a good dude, just young in the ways of the wimmenz. You know I you thou.

 

[musclemom]

LOL you really don't like that dude do you Mom. Go easy on my boy Gladiator, he is a good dude, just young in the ways of the wimmenz. You know I you thou.

You see, now YOUTH I can understand and excuse. But he's actually within a year of the same age as my son and there is no way my son would spout the shit he does. But my son has had enough hard knocks that he finally has wised up (only took 20+ years).

And let's say that I am a person who very strongly trusts her instincts (finally) when it comes to people and I get the distinct vibe that Gladiator has ZERO respect for women that he does not consider "fuckable" (actually I don't think he respects females, at all, but he's willing to act civilized around viable pussy or else he'll never get his dick damp).

And that's beyond the whole religious hypocrisy thing, which I find utterly contemptible.

 

[shrimp poboy]

MM is alright in my book

 

[musclemom]

MM is alright in my book

For a cat lover

 

[SpyWizard]

your mom and dad moved away from home one day while you were at school.. you still can't find them..

 

[Creepusmaximus]

While I have no doubt of the probable truth of such a statement, I only have one word for the image that it evokes: EW.

I wouldn't fuck that boy with a borrowed pussy.

I should have book marked that thread with the guy who lost a bet with his wife or something like that and apparently he was going to be assault by his wife with a strap on. If I remember right she had some anger to her.

 

[Strongbow]

Gladiator you on your own with MM lil bro. You still my hommie thou, just dont fuck wit MM.LOL