I'm getting my balloon knot pierced....

[Raptorex]

it will hurt.

 

[jh1]

thats gonna make wiping a bitch..

give a whole knew meaning to dingle-berries...

 

[PICK3]

 

[Raptorex]

thats gonna make wiping a bitch..

give a whole knew meaning to dingle-berries...

I'll use one of those french toilets.

 

[Subzeero]

christ!

 

[pdaddy]

That will make things more pleasurable for the pitcher.

 

[PICK3]

That will make things more pleasurable for the pitcher.

olololololololol!

 

[Raptorex]

sure wil!

fixed

 

[pdaddy]

lol

 

[jh1]

That will make things more pleasurable for the pitcher.

lmfao..

 

[PBR]

no pics please...thx.

 

[Mr. dB]

Get your prostate pierced.

 

[UA_Iron]

ring or barbell?

my girl has her pussy pierced.

 

[AAP]

his dingle berries now have a trapeze bar.

 

[rnch]

thats gonna make wiping a bitch..

give a whole knew meaning to dingle-berries...

since when does MM wipe?

 

[Cutiebaby]

Do It!

 

[rnch]

i realize this thread is a joke.....but be aware that any ethical piercer would never attempt this one.

 

[UA_Iron]

i realize this thread is a joke.....but be aware that any ethical piercer would never attempt this one.

I would parallel that to pharmacists refusing to fill birth control prescriptions.

 

[feisty11975]

oooouuuuu

OUCH!!!

There was an episode on Jackass where one of the guys got his ass pierced. It was like a clamp closing his butt cheeks. Musta been pretty damn painful.

 

[Hengst]

balloon knot.... ???? you mean the anal sphincter ???

EEK !!!

 

[SoKlueles]

wtf is a balloon knot?

 

[AAP]

wtf is a balloon knot?

you know... rusty sheriff's badge.

 

[SoKlueles]

you know... rusty sheriff's badge.

oh now i get it




thanks for clearing that up biscuit boy

 

[redguru]

I fear he means it gets routinely pierced, a la pick3.

 

[Ffactor]

Get you taint pierced. That is hardcore and a panty dropper.

 

[perkele]

Why?

 

[Nathan]

The first post of this thread is the best start to a thread I've seen on here in a long time.

 

[Mavafanculo]

wtf is a balloon knot?

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[MOmedic]

Dude, you're insane. The list of complications from trying something like that is endless.

 

[Mavafanculo]

Dude, you're insane. The list of complications from trying something like that is endless.

I have some real estate in florida on sale this week you might be interested in

 

[Raptorex]

The first post of this thread is the best start to a thread I've seen on here in a long time.

Thanks Nathan, I knew someone like yourself would understand.

 

[redsamurai]

I'm calling BS guys

 

[rnch]

Get you taint pierced. That is hardcore and a panty dropper.

this piercing is called a "guiche" in the trade.....makes riding a dirt bike none too comfortable. don't "aks" me how i know.....

 

[mustang_00]

so when you drop a duece you're going to be a human playdough machine that makes shapes?

 

[Raptorex]

so when you drop a duece you're going to be a human playdough machine that makes shapes?

Yes, and unintended but valuable side effect! Thanks.

also, great feedback all, seems like I'm making the right decision in terms of a party item.

 

[musclemom]

no pics please...thx.

Oh Hell NO! Don't listen to him, MM!

I've looked at Rnch's gallery, nothing scares me. Pierced butt, go for it, I wanna see

Video on ITube would be even better

 

[redsamurai]

Oh Hell NO! Don't listen to him, MM!

I've looked at Rnch's gallery, nothing scares me. Pierced butt, go for it, I wanna see

Video on ITube would be even better

he should only show pics if you show pics.......

 

[musclemom]

he should only show pics if you show pics.......

 

[redsamurai]

no no....pics of YOU sweetie!!

 

[rnch]

mm....it's all about self expression.

if the concept turns u on..........DO IT!!

 

[musclemom]

no no....pics of YOU sweetie!!

That is me, dear, just a little more resinous really.

Been running some pretty damn interesting cycles

 

[Raptorex]

mm....it's all about self expression.

if the concept turns u on..........DO IT!!

thanks, just spoke to the place that does it, looks like it requires a 14 gauge needle to go thru the skin there since it is thick. I do not want the pierce through the sphincter muscle itself rather only the skin that covers & protect it- in the butt-nub area.

 

[redguru]

thanks, just spoke to the place that does it, looks like it requires a 14 gauge needle to go thru the skin there since it is thick. I do not want the pierce through the sphincter muscle itself rather only the skin that covers & protect it- in the butt-nub area.

Read the O-ring thread again for some injection site pointers.

 

[Raptorex]

Read the O-ring thread again for some injection site pointers.

please summarize? what are the issues.

 

[redguru]

please summarize? what are the issues.

If I recall correctly, square 15 gauge needles are the standard.

 

[Raptorex]

If I recall correctly, square 15 gauge needles are the standard.

so this guy is trying to short me by going with a 14 gauge? Maybe he is masochistic?

 

[rnch]

If I recall correctly, square 15 gauge needles are the standard.

needle gauge can be changed at the piercer's discretion.

 

[medical]

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"Disembodied Asshole" would be a great name for a rock band.

 

[rnch]

"Disembodied Asshole" would be a great name for a rock band.

and also a few peeps here

 

[heatherrae]

his dingle berries now have a trapeze bar.

Thanks for that visual image. I'm going to go drink cyanide now.

 

[Mavafanculo]

might be teratogenic -

 

[toga22]

thanks, just spoke to the place that does it, looks like it requires a 14 gauge needle to go thru the skin there since it is thick. I do not want the pierce through the sphincter muscle itself rather only the skin that covers & protect it- in the butt-nub area.

In the "butt-nub"?!? Lol Classic....



You know ....you could get the piercing "hole" gauged as well.....

 

[Kano]

forget pic video tape the whole procudre

 

[PICK3]

thread of the week material here

 

[redguru]

thread of the week material here

Bet someone is piercing your balloon knot as you type.

 

[Raptorex]

thread of the week material here

thanks bro, I'm still on the fence...I'm worried if I cough or sneeze?

 

[redsamurai]

thanks bro, I'm still on the fence...I'm worried if I cough or sneeze?

seriously, you're on the fence? really hope you're joking......here's a tip, if you're serious....which I wouldn't think someone would be about this, but this is EF's C&C, the most unique people on the web.....anyway, my tip is not to have it done. It serves no purpose, no pleasure....and will rarely be seen unless you've got a girl, or guy I don't know......eating your ass. And will someone really want to eat your ass with that dangling out of it? You'd have to wash that so god damn well!! I'd just as soon forget about it.....chalk it up to being drunk. I'm not even really sure how such a piercing would be put in.....it can't go across the hole or else it would tear everytime your asshole expanded to expel a deuce......it would have to go through the skin on just one side......I realize this whole post is more than likely irrelevant since you're more than likely fucking around.......but just in case..

 

[rnch]

what type of jewelry are u gonna get, MM?

 

[SoKlueles]

btw i vote no on the balloon knot piercing, i mean what if u get hemmorhoids?

 

[PICK3]

what type of jewelry are u gonna get, MM?

 

[PICK3]

 

[Raptorex]

that is pretty close to what I was thinking

 

[rnch]

beez da YOU, jamad?

 

[Raptorex]

Wtf!

 

[redsamurai]

OMFG that's a butt plug you idiot!! now that's quite frankly the funniest thing I've ever seen here.........pick, where did you find that pic? I'm just curious as hell about where a "straight" guy goes and finds a pic of a dude with "something" up his ass and a tied off ballsack??

 

[redguru]

OMFG that's a butt plug you idiot!! now that's quite frankly the funniest thing I've ever seen here.........pick, where did you find that pic? I'm just curious as hell about where a "straight" guy goes and finds a pic of a dude with "something" up his ass and a tied off ballsack??

I didn't even know what it was, but thanks for the lesson. Curious as to how you knew what it was.

 

[rnch]

OMFG that's a butt plug you idiot!! now that's quite frankly the funniest thing I've ever seen here.........pick, where did you find that pic? I'm just curious as hell about where a "straight" guy goes and finds a pic of a dude with "something" up his ass and a tied off ballsack??

pic's "straight" up about it.

 

[PICK3]

pic's "straight" up about it.

wtf???

 

[rnch]

about the only thing p3 is straight about......

 

[Raptorex]

So, I go to the guy, he say's the State requires a call to my general practitioner (or a note) to make sure I am in "good health" (another words, "my poop is Grade A"). My doc says, WTF, no way am giving approval for this. I tell him I'm gonna do not want the pierce through the sphincter muscle itself rather only the skin that covers & protect it- in the butt-nub area.

He says:
































"what are you PICK3 or something"







Bwahaahahahahahahahahahahha!

 

[PICK3]

(another words, "my poop is Grade A").

 

[PICK3]

bump for young Sublime's viewing pleasure

 

[redsamurai]

I didn't even know what it was, but thanks for the lesson. Curious as to how you knew what it was.

well, upon "reluctant" further inspection of the picture......I have no idea what the fuck that really is. my first glimpse was quick and it just look like someone had something shoved up their ass to the hilt. So butt plug was sort of a "general term" for something lodged in your ass. Now it just looks like a quarter or something that's covering the anus.......if that's somehow pierced to the ass.....well, I'm speechless. How do you even shit? No......I don't want that answered.

 

[geoopa]

Your balloon may constantly leak air. Hate to deflate you!

 

[rnch]

a pic of this piercing should become your new avitar.

 

[rnch]

progress report?????

 

[PICK3]

progress report?????

Just PM, MM69.

I don't want to see his BK.

 

[rnch]

Just PM, MM69.

I don't want to see his BK.

and yet SO MANY have seen yours......

 

[Raptorex]

progress report?????

Sorry Rnch, I'm too upset to talk about it right now, very traumatic.

 

[redsamurai]

Sorry Rnch, I'm too upset to talk about it right now, very traumatic.

don't even joke about this......it's not funny.

 

[PICK3]

well, upon "reluctant" further inspection of the picture......

lol! @ "reluctant" further inspection

 

[rnch]

Sorry Rnch, I'm too upset to talk about it right now, very traumatic.

dood..............i TOLD u not to go to that place that operates out of the back of a beauty shop, the place that still uses a piercing gun......

 

[Raptorex]

dood..............i TOLD u not to go to that place that operates out of the back of a beauty shop, the place that still uses a piercing gun......

I know I should of listened to you, perhaps I will get use to it, but for now its a pain in the ass...

 

[rnch]

I know I should of listened to you, perhaps I will get use to it, but for now its a pain in the ass...

literally, figurately or both?

 

[Gambino]

you should get a big hoop joining the rival buttchecks in putrid harmony

 

[PICK3]

 

[Raptorex]

lololy gay-moly!

 

[PICK3]

lololy gay-moly!

lol! Thank redsamurai for the link.

 

[redsamurai]

lol! Thank redsamurai for the link.

uh huh.....nice try pickie

I don't even know what I saw in that photo.......it looked like something that hangs off the space shuttle and grabs satellites....WTF!!

 

[PICK3]

I don't even know what I saw in that photo

keep studying it bro!

 

[redsamurai]

keep studying it bro!

well, there's you in the backround with your legs kicked up in the air....I'm assuming your waiting for whatever that is......radar dome?.......to be inserted into your rectum. Don't do it man.....you could really hurt yourself........just call up AAP alright??

 

[PICK3]

well, there's you in the backround with your legs kicked up in the air....I'm assuming your waiting for whatever that is......radar dome?.......to be inserted into your rectum. Don't do it man.....you could really hurt yourself........just call up AAP alright??

olololololol!

 

[PICK3]

bump for Johnny Cakes

 

[PICK3]

up

 

[ha1a1]

Is it geigh?

 

[spybrook]

I know I should of listened to you, perhaps I will get use to it, but for now its a pain in the ass...

sound suspicious