i'm far too paranoid about men sometimes i think...

[jennifer BFL chick]

Tonight, in fact, I had a guy come in and order take out. I'm nice to everyone, and I always smile----then he goes "why are you smiling at me? Did I say something weird?" I just said no, and continued to take his order. Then he starts talking about his week, and how he travels alot-----I must admit, I thought he was totally going to ask me out, so I kept things very short, but maybe he was just being conversational......hell if I know

 

[smallmovesal]

pix i act goofy too but it doesn't seem to help.

jen i know exactly what you mean.

 

[Norman Bates]

There´s a wonderful 6´blonde in my university.
I know her for a year, i know that she has a bf and i know that even if she didn´t, i wouldn´t have a chance with her.
We get along good ( most time) nevertheless and help each other with our studies.
I think that´s just okay.

These guys who only hit on women forget a few things,
1. they won´t fuck every woman they see or talk to
2. women have (girl) friends, the more you know, the better is the chance that you will meet one who is interested in you , too.
3. Hitting on every women will give you a bad reputation

 

[Sebass67]

That, my friend, is correct.

 

[rippedtrojan]

can u say it's like men and women are from different places? so far away it'd be like separate planets! like mars and venus...

it's like men are from mars, and women are from venus!

this is gonna make me rich!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Be a jukebox hero.

Nobody fucks with a jukebox hero.

Unless they want their sphincters rammed through their eardrums.

 

[IanStuart]

they must hit on you cuase you look like an easy lay lol

 

[bm2k]

We're not all sleaze-bags

 

[Taps]

*Sigh*

Ladies, if you talk to a guy, even just to make conversation, he'll think you want to fuck him.

That's just the way we work.

Every guy here has had a girl say something to him offhand (ie: Do you want fries with that?) and think "Holy shit, she wants to ride my love log. I'd better start flirting with her."

We're stupid animals, ladies. We need to be told bluntly (usually more than once) that you don't want to sleep with us. 9/10 times that's perfectly ok. The more girls we have as buddys, the better our chances of hooking up with one of thier friends.

Thus concludes Dr. Taps' lesson on male sexual behaviour.

 

[bm2k]

Ladies, if you talk to a guy, even just to make conversation, he'll think you want to fuck him.

That does sum it up pretty well...