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MM doesn't care.
Au contraire, ma cherie, MuscleMom cares all too g'damned much. It's the majority of westerners that don't care.
 
I use ultrabrite
yeah the 99 cent tube
consumer reports rated it best
 
why do you care? I was pretty sure you didn't
Goes to show how much you know.

I'm not a mortician but trust me, Spart and I could sit around, obliterate a 1/2 gallon of vodka in a 72 hours or so, and ruminate on the human condition.

He'd wanna fuck me, but all men do so that's nothing remarkable :rolleyes:
 
Goes to show how much you know.

I'm not a mortician but trust me, Spart and I could sit around, obliterate a 1/2 gallon of vodka in a 72 hours or so, and ruminate on the human condition.

He'd wanna fuck me, but all men do so that's nothing remarkable :rolleyes:

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
 
I used to slap around some of my customers
and then receive mega gratuities
 
Most medical school students that go to a school that still has actual human pathology classes end up having drinks and playing cards with their subject :whatever:

My father in law wanted to be donated for scientific experimentation. When I explained to his widow that it meant she might not get his remains back she decided against it. We had him cremated by Funeraldepot.com. She died two years later, Alzheimer's.
 
btw mm I have no idea the caliber of your physical makeup
I like reading your mind
 
Most medical school students that go to a school that still has actual human pathology classes end up having drinks and playing cards with their subject :whatever:

1. You don't use cadavers in path.

2. Obviously you don't know what you're talking about. That would
get you thrown out and banned by every other school in the
nation.

3. That's fucking gross.
 
1. You don't use cadavers in path.

2. Obviously you don't know what you're talking about. That would
get you thrown out and banned by every other school in the
nation.

3. That's fucking gross.

I've eatin in the mebalming room
so long as the smell is typical
be like 4 bodies
but I got the game on the TV
 
I've eatin in the mebalming room
so long as the smell is typical
be like 4 bodies
but I got the game on the TV

Here's a gold star.

gold-star-congratulations.jpg
 
No worries, I have no problem stalking you where ever you choose to focus :qt:

So, Spart, R U Loved? :D

excellent choice of words
your command of the language is top tier
everybody loves me
that's my problem
 
1. You don't use cadavers in path.

2. Obviously you don't know what you're talking about. That would
get you thrown out and banned by every other school in the
nation.

3. That's fucking gross.
OMG, I'm mixing up pathology class with human dissection, excuuuuuuuusssse me.

Plenty of universities still use cadaver dissection:

Universities that still use human cadavers - Google Search

Tell ya what, pookie, go hug a unicorn, maybe glitter will come out of its ass.
 
Here's a gold star.

gold-star-congratulations.jpg

after I missed the final out of the 1996 world series
being a true Yankees fan from Jersey
see I had to go retrieve two burnt up bodies somewhat down the road
and missed it
both were black but me and the other mortician on scene
worked out a deal
he could have the african-american
and I the white guy
though 3 of the four of us were black
 
after I missed the final out of the 1996 world series
being a true Yankees fan from Jersey
see I had to go retrieve two burnt up bodies somewhat down the road
and missed it
both were black but me and the other mortician on scene
worked out a deal
he could have the african-american
and I the white guy
though 3 of the four of us were black
:lmao: big joke on white supremacists, sit around long enough, all of us end up black :FRlol:
 
and I'm retired at 48 while mr MD is still sawing through skulls
we made a killing when we sold the funerla home/cemetery
2011, June
 
We all still use cadavers, but nobody desecrates them without serious consequence. Again, you have no idea wtf you're talking about.
Ask Spartacus. Whether I've had personal experience is arbitrary.

Generally speaking the medical students don't fuck with the bodies, at least not in the beginning, it's the guys who actually have their diploma who have the twisted sense of humor.

Believe what you will. Base your beliefs on your own reality if that is what you choose. People do odd things to these meat sacks that contain the divine spark of life.
 
my choice for my funeral music
we had 33 acres of cemetery
about half developed
we sectioned off an acre
give or take
to accomodate
the Garden of the Good Shepherd
me
mom we need a severed garden
but she didn't understand
 
Ask Spartacus. Whether I've had personal experience is arbitrary.

Generally speaking the medical students don't fuck with the bodies, at least not in the beginning, it's the guys who actually have their diploma who have the twisted sense of humor.

Believe what you will. Base your beliefs on your own reality if that is what you choose. People do odd things to these meat sacks that contain the divine spark of life.

I never did anything odd
but always my best
most poignant was the perfect 3 year old Thai boy
I had to ship out early AM so I'm workin' on him circa 3 am
and him being a "ship out" I would not meet his family
but that doesn't matter
he was going to be the best 3 year old dead Thai boy on the planet
 
I can't continue to post cause it's making me recall memories
I'm tryin' my damnest to suppress
 
I can't continue to post cause it's making me recall memories
I'm tryin' my damnest to suppress
Suppressing it is going to make you sick.

You need to own it, accept it, find the good that came out of it, accept those positives as being part of your makeup and move forward.

It's like being a beaten child. You either get bitter (and hurry up and die) about having a fucked up childhood, or embrace the survivor that you have become.
 
Suppressing it is going to make you sick.

You need to own it, accept it, find the good that came out of it, accept those positives as being part of your makeup and move forward.

It's like being a beaten child. You either get bitter (and hurry up and die) about having a fucked up childhood, or embrace the survivor that you have become.

the good finds me
I can't go to walmart and/or the post office
without somebody knowing me because I buried thier family
patriarch
I don't even have a "job" to do now but I try my best to recall details and compliment back
it never ends
25 hundred give or take
I can't remember everyone and thier family tree
 
or the 5 year old and 3 year old same evening
given thier size I able to lay them both
together on my embvalming table
and economize my work
 
or the teen with ms that blew him head off with an assualt rifle such that he looked dali
on the floor
I read his suicide note from a standing position while his mother grieved
i.e. note and dali I could see
never got paid on that deal either
though there were dozens of high value vehicles around the home
maybe it was that sentiment of his parents
more than ms that motivated him to secure a curtain rod and pull the trigger
 
the good finds me
I can't go to walmart and/or the post office
without somebody knowing me because I buried thier family
patriarch
I don't even have a "job" to do now but I try my best to recall details and compliment back
it never ends
25 hundred give or take
I can't remember everyone and thier family tree
One word, hun: M-O-V-E.

Seriously.

This work obviously didn't set with you, and that's alright. You were born into the family business but that doesn't mean you were wired for it. It obviously touched you deeply, wounded you.

Now everywhere you go, you are reminded of work that hurt you.

MOVE, seriously. You said New Jersey, trust me, I'm in PA, you could do better. I can't wait to get the eff out of this state, even if I have to do it 50 years old and penniless.

First things first, time for vacation in Key West, FL. Get your head right. Have a cocktail on the pier, watch the cat man, salute the sunset.
 
One word, hun: M-O-V-E.

Seriously.

This work obviously didn't set with you, and that's alright. You were born into the family business but that doesn't mean you were wired for it. It obviously touched you deeply, wounded you.

Now everywhere you go, you are reminded of work that hurt you.

MOVE, seriously. You said New Jersey, trust me, I'm in PA, you could do better. I can't wait to get the eff out of this state, even if I have to do it 50 years old and penniless.

First things first, time for vacation in Key West, FL. Get your head right. Have a cocktail on the pier, watch the cat man, salute the sunset.

why am I being punished?
 
Nancy: I hate my fuckin' life.
Sid: This is just a rough patch. Things'll be much better when we get to America, I promise.
Nancy: We're in America. We've been here a week. New York is in America, you fuck.
 
for the record a pair of Mexican GIs and I think one GF
took me to their home last night
I left at 6 am and a 50 usd gift card with note thanking them for thier hospitality
 
why am I being punished?
Simple, because you keep punishing yourself.

You either embrace the realities of the harsh truth, accept that good came from the ugly lesson, or keep dragging along the pain that lurks there, waiting to sneak up and catch you unawares.

Tear the scab off, wash out the poison, let the wound heal from the inside out. And I say that having walked that path and it hurt, on a gut level, it really hurt.

Otherwise, you keep spreading anesthetic on something that's going to be a part of you, but never will truly heal. It will always be the poisoned, aching part that cannot be recovered.
 
they weren't marines either
regular US Army
not the gal
kinda chubby
why we drink
 
Simple, because you keep punishing yourself.

You either embrace the realities of the harsh truth, accept that good came from the ugly lesson, or keep dragging along the pain that lurks there, waiting to sneak up and catch you unawares.

Tear the scab off, wash out the poison, let the wound heal from the inside out. And I say that having walked that path and it hurt, on a gut level, it really hurt.

Otherwise, you keep spreading anesthetic on something that's going to be a part of you, but never will truly heal. It will always be the poisoned, aching part that cannot be recovered.

best post ever
I recall the lamb lies down on broadway
and the supernatural anaesthetist (British spelling)
being from Gabriel,P
makes perfect sense
 
Suppressing it is going to make you sick.

You need to own it, accept it, find the good that came out of it, accept those positives as being part of your makeup and move forward.

It's like being a beaten child. You either get bitter (and hurry up and die) about having a fucked up childhood, or embrace the survivor that you have become.

I was going to comment back that one day we would embrace
then I noticed you already used that term
we can't have intercourse
you made that option clear
a
hug?
 
best post ever
I recall the lamb lies down on broadway
and the supernatural anaesthetist (British spelling)
being from Gabriel,P
makes perfect sense
Hardly, you honor me.

Pick four compass points regards where you live now, 90 degrees from each other. Pick an arbitrary distance. Go visit each one.

Then be honest with yourself, is where you have spent the first XYZ decades of your life, basically where you live now, the best you can get?

Dude, it's New Jersey. Honestly, 400 miles south or north, you can trump it, trust me. New home, new life, new thoughts ... letting go of the past, moving forward, new person.
 
what is interesting
in riposte
to the few naysayers here
you can't tell when I'm drunk or sober
via le post
 
like the time at the Kentucky Derby
when a group of six or so and I
that was fun
parrying their collective verbal thrusts
alone
 
still much sunlight and time remaining
so I'm gonna fuel up the lawnmover
buy some more bud ice
and cut some grass
<best lookin' lawn in the nearborhood
 
I was going to comment back that one day we would embrace
then I noticed you already used that term
we can't have intercourse
you made that option clear
a
hug?
Yes dear, I would hug you like you've never been hugged before.

So would my husband (no homo).

We could introduce you to other people who would hug you, too, a place, a space, a time and a concept.

We are stardust.
 
Yes dear, I would hug you like you've never been hugged before.

So would my husband (no homo).

We could introduce you to other people who would hug you, too, a place, a space, a time and a concept.

We are stardust.

search "animal farm" amongest my posts
I have santuary(s) available to me
I think I like the struggle
refer to ym avatar
"Axel, you don't want to win"
 
you can't make this stuff up
it's all real
and you know it
Yep. And I don't hate it, it's not ugly, it just IS. But still it leaves us, the living, bewildered, lost, sad.

It is the part of someone else's life that has been amputated. It is dreams lost, hopes dashed.

We do not mourn the loss of life. We mourn the loss of what might have been ... we mourn the reality of confrontation of our own mortality ...
 
I will loop your mind more times than it takes to return the vacuum cord to proper order
 
I know in my nutsack you aren't one of those that after vacuum is done
you just unplug and loose return the cord
 
not like it's that
"extra set"
the will of which to complete is most difficult
 
but you're not
nihilistmom
or are you
No dear, I'm not. I am the Cailleach or the Morrigan or the Cerridwen. None of them are faces of nihilism.

In Celtic mythology, the darkness is merely the place of beginnings.
 
lawnmower #3 has failed now
wtf is so hard about buildinglawnmers and marketing them in america
perhpas because I bought it at home depot
who gave their inept imebcile CEO who very badly lost the contest with lowes
200 million
see you in hell
but I'll be doing the whip
 
fucking donald trump 4 times per year must be a nightmare
for her
or daymare
 
I'm torn between continuing to feed those four cats (1 mom, 3 offspring)
outside knowing at some point they are going to be collected up and incinerated
but they love the food
my two "princess" level cats deem has aged of whatrever too long
and I buy the premium food based on non-biased expert analysis not conflicted with advertising income
i.e. I don't buy the most expensive food
I buy the best coordinated with my felines current needs
back on point
when my pair is finicky I put "their" bowl outside for the 4
and that bowl is licked clean when I retrieve it
 
I know each and everyone of you
in seconds
sometimes I wait for what the other guy is thinking, which I know
to go ahead and complete his cycle(s)
I already have my answers worked out far in advance of the retort
like all 3 variables
 
but none of this so-called skill I'm self promoting for vague reasons even to myself
if you simply perish at some point
like before you were born
tell me about 1492
and that is your 2492
 
can you see ahead?
I can see ahead and behind
I wish I was born the retard in the pink shirt on the track
 
the trick is figuring out who will remain loyal
when the food runs out
 
water is more important
you know
marvels me when natural disaster is due your way
people rush for food
secure water supply
you can starve for 6 weeks
give or take
but water
that's why the much maligned Italians surrendered relatively fast in north africa
try going a day without water, and no cranberry juice
 
we have fat
we don't have water deposits
despite how women complain about
retaining water
aka
bloat
 
sorry musclemom I appreciate the comment
you don't say
"you're old job...."
should be
your old job
sure you can find when I made error
half the time it's for effect
the other half
anybody I care about PDQ knows I can dot me tees and cross eyes
 
I'll replace dennis miller someday
I'm better than him
I work with appearance as well as sound
like cummings
e.e.
 
Goes to show how much you know.

I'm not a mortician but trust me, Spart and I could sit around, obliterate a 1/2 gallon of vodka in a 72 hours or so, and ruminate on the human condition.

He'd wanna fuck me, but all men do so that's nothing remarkable :rolleyes:

what would you think If I didn't want to uck you
what if I feared I wasn't going to be 100%
for you
 
go home; see Nancy.
Master Kung Fu.
Phoebe: Look try and get off the heroin OK? Come on promise.
Sid: Ok.
Phoebe: And cut bac on the drinking all right?
Sid: Yeah all right, all right I promise! Cross me heart and hope to die
 
when my pair is finicky I put "their" bowl outside for the 4
and that bowl is licked clean when I retrieve it

I am completely incapable of practicing "tough love" with my cat. He's sixteen years old and I indulge his every whim.
 
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