i'm boooozing! havin' a shindig at my apt tonight?

[TheMasturbator]

mikes isnt bad if you put 2 or 3 shots of vodka in it.

 

[bikinigirl]

hey nate are you gonna call me tonight?

 

[TheMasturbator]

ill call you. whats your phone number.

 

[bikinigirl]

hel-lsno

 

[TheMasturbator]

your loss biatch. so are you gonna gang bang all your roommates buddies? they gonna run a train on you?

 

[bikinigirl]

oh probably... and you're going to masturbate alone as usual?

 

[bignate73]

oh probably... and you're going to masturbate alone as usual?

nothing wrong with that. looks pretty bright in my future based on the turn of events.

 

[Salami]

looks like we are just gonna chill at a strip club. friday is a relaxed night here. last night was pretty cool. its kind of annoying now cause all my friends watch me to see the fucked up shit i do. i dont give a shit though. i always come out on top.

 

[bikinigirl]

so you're not a bottom salami? heehee j/k you left yourself wide open..

 

[Salami]

i like leaving myself open cause i think im so awesome. who else would name themself the masturbator. im a unique individual. some chick was checking me out at this restaurant tonight and she was hot and with a dude. we were making eye contact my whole way out.