i'm about to drink an entire bottle of wine in 30 minutes

[GrandMaster]

lol! my ex asked me if i " cleaned the pipes today" when i was laying in bed with her
i said " no i needed another hand

shes trying to be smart with me, cracked me up tho, thought she was a genious cuz she knew what it meant

 

[jay1]

ya i poured half the bottle in a cup and am half done with this cup.. i dont think ill be finishing the bottle in 30 minutes.. my girl is coming home soon so i'm gonna lay the pipe cause ill have a nice lil buzz by then and might be able to last 5 mins..

Then have her hook up a steak.

 

[Phaded]

Then have her hook up a steak.

dont get that termnilogy;(

 

[Phaded]

alright i'm fucking wasted my new goal of finishing this bottle is 5 pm..

 

[IwouldSlamU]

fuck yah bro........Booze is the best drug

 

[Phaded]

i personally like hallucinogenics

 

[bran987]

alright i'm fucking wasted my new goal of finishing this bottle is 5 pm..

so 15 minutes from now?

 

[Phaded]

hopefully 12 minutes.. i'm gonna chug the rest of this cup right now then i have 3/4 the bottle left.. then ill prob. wont be able to type anymore

 

[alien amp pharm]

I have had an interesting day...spoke with the ex. lol. I'll start a thread on it tommorrow.

I think I may have to pound a few beers tonight now.

 

[Phaded]

whatkindof beer