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i'm about to drink an entire bottle of wine in 30 minutes

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not at all. a good wine buzz can be very nice. just make sure you accompany it with an enjoyable activity (i.e. a good book, good music, yoga/pilates, etc...!)
 
Shit, my old lady polished off a bottle and a half of home brewed wine yesterday over Easter lunch. You should be just fine with one. Personally, I can't stand wine, so have a bottle for me too.
 
I would sometimes pound a bottle of Blue Nun freash out the freezer after work, in the shower...
 
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gab9681 said:
Shit, my old lady polished off a bottle and a half of home brewed wine yesterday over Easter lunch. You should be just fine with one. Personally, I can't stand wine, so have a bottle for me too.

holy shit my mom would be floored, she's 95 lbs. and very buzzed after 2 glasses. only saw her drink more than that once and she ended up playing hackey sack with me in the kitchen with crystal everywhere if that gives you an idea of how loopy she was.
 
GrandMaster said:
are u going to fucking drink it yet or what?
less talking more drinking!
lol

ya i poured half the bottle in a cup and am half done with this cup.. i dont think ill be finishing the bottle in 30 minutes.. my girl is coming home soon so i'm gonna lay the pipe cause ill have a nice lil buzz by then and might be able to last 5 mins..
 
im loosing intrest quickly, untill i hear how fast that wine is going down


i mite open a bottle myself, im not a whine fan,. but i get tripped easy off it hehehe... i dont ahve to work till 12am! Sweet!
 
i work out of my house.. ;) alright i'm gonna chug the rest of this cup..
 
i want to drink to... but i can't for a long time.... eh maybe ill hit the mary jane a little tonight...
 
why can't you drink? 20 minutes past half done with the bottle.. i'm gonna be wasted in t minus 3 minutes
 
lol! my ex asked me if i " cleaned the pipes today" when i was laying in bed with her
i said " no i needed another hand

shes trying to be smart with me, cracked me up tho, thought she was a genious cuz she knew what it meant
 
Phaded said:
ya i poured half the bottle in a cup and am half done with this cup.. i dont think ill be finishing the bottle in 30 minutes.. my girl is coming home soon so i'm gonna lay the pipe cause ill have a nice lil buzz by then and might be able to last 5 mins..


Then have her hook up a steak. :P
 
alright i'm fucking wasted my new goal of finishing this bottle is 5 pm..
 
hopefully 12 minutes.. i'm gonna chug the rest of this cup right now then i have 3/4 the bottle left.. then ill prob. wont be able to type anymore
 
I have had an interesting day...spoke with the ex. lol. I'll start a thread on it tommorrow.

I think I may have to pound a few beers tonight now.
 
i dunno if this is weird but this wine is starting to taste like i'm drinking eq..
 
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Phaded said:
ya i poured half the bottle in a cup and am half done with this cup..

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Phaded said:
hopefully 12 minutes.. i'm gonna chug the rest of this cup right now then i have 3/4 the bottle left.. then ill prob. wont be able to type anymore

yep you're drunk.. your math is obviously already way off
 
i'm eastd and have 3/4 the bottle left to finish and my now byrothers girlfriend is here talking to me and its 4 pm in the mid lf tday and i'm dtying to talk like i'm not even drunkg
 
Phaded said:
i'm eastd and have 3/4 the bottle left to finish and my now byrothers girlfriend is here talking to me and its 4 pm in the mid lf tday and i'm dtying to talk like i'm not even drunkg

this is the only sentence i've typed without backspacing to fix it..
 
hey so what's the occasion? I might do that tommrow, and on wed. definetly on Friday and Saturday. Maybe even Sunday.
 
drunk
 
Phaded said:
i'm eastd and have 3/4 the bottle left to finish and my now byrothers girlfriend is here talking to me and its 4 pm in the mid lf tday and i'm dtying to talk like i'm not even drunkg
dude don't hit on her lol
 
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