i'm about to drink an entire bottle of wine in 30 minutes

[Phaded]

i dunno if this is weird but this wine is starting to taste like i'm drinking eq..

 

[bran987]

POST #1

ya i poured half the bottle in a cup and am half done with this cup..

POST #2

hopefully 12 minutes.. i'm gonna chug the rest of this cup right now then i have 3/4 the bottle left.. then ill prob. wont be able to type anymore

yep you're drunk.. your math is obviously already way off

 

[Phaded]

i'm eastd and have 3/4 the bottle left to finish and my now byrothers girlfriend is here talking to me and its 4 pm in the mid lf tday and i'm dtying to talk like i'm not even drunkg

 

[Phaded]

i'm eastd and have 3/4 the bottle left to finish and my now byrothers girlfriend is here talking to me and its 4 pm in the mid lf tday and i'm dtying to talk like i'm not even drunkg

this is the only sentence i've typed without backspacing to fix it..

 

[Agathe]

hey so what's the occasion? I might do that tommrow, and on wed. definetly on Friday and Saturday. Maybe even Sunday.

 

[Phaded]

no occasion\

 

[wootoom]

drunk

 

[Phaded]

no way

 

[bran987]

i'm eastd and have 3/4 the bottle left to finish and my now byrothers girlfriend is here talking to me and its 4 pm in the mid lf tday and i'm dtying to talk like i'm not even drunkg

dude don't hit on her lol

 

[Phaded]

her mom just showed up lmao..