I'm a virgin.

[Fitguy308]

Change your tampon

 

[dabuffguy]

Which is why you are a fucking noob 4life

Seriously.

I'll slap his mom's tits.

 

[caligirl85]

God said on the 7th day they should rest....have we had 7 days of this yet??

 

[zwhit]

Seriously.

I'll slap his mom's tits.

evan tipps said that would be fornication

 

[dabuffguy]

evan tipps said that would be fornication

and having sex with a prostitute isn't.

 

[bigpokey]

hey da buff guy bro

do you believe the story of noah and the ark happened?
what about parting the red sea?

 

[Evan Tipps]

evan tipps said that would be fornication

I said that wouldnt be fornication lol

 

[Headholio]

Slapping mom's tits - ok.
Check.

This morality thing is so confusing.

 

[dabuffguy]

Slapping mom's tits - ok.
Check.

This morality thing is so confusing.

That was a freaking joke.

 

[dabuffguy]

hey da buff guy bro

do you believe the story of noah and the ark happened?
what about parting the red sea?

I think the story that actually happened got blown out of proportion, or the details have at some point been misinterpreted.

Parting of the Red Sea? Never really thought about it, but why not? The Red Sea is freaking huge, but there's no reason the power of God couldn't have made it happen.


Whether these are accurate accounts of things that really happened or not aren't really pertinent to the veracity of Jesus being who he claimed to be.