I'm a gay man magnet, but...

[biteme]

young girls still hit on me too. One offered to pay for 1/2 the cost of the locksmith because I locked the keys in the car at Red Lobster... And she saw the ring on my finger and knew my woman was in the restaurant. A gay guy kept following me around last time we were in San Antonio.

 

[layinback]

young girls still hit on me too. One offered to pay for 1/2 the cost of the locksmith because I locked the keys in the car at Red Lobster... And she saw the ring on my finger and knew my woman was in the restaurant. A gay guy kept following me around last time we were in San Antonio.

puddlemonkey live in san antonio? i thought he was in washington.

 

[jack sparrow]

She probably offered to pay because most people don't wear K-Mart shoes and drive a '72 Pinto.

 

[biteme]

I just want to add that I did nothing to provoke these shameless acts of flirting.

 

[biteme]

puddlemonkey live in san antonio? i thought he was in washington.

Man this dude was freaky. We were at the mall on the Riverwalk and this guy kept managing to run into me and babble on about what a coincidence it was. It was so obvious. He should have just come out and said what he wanted.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

puddlemonkey live in san antonio? i thought he was in washington.

you like secretly want to deflower puddlemonkey don't you?

it's ok you can tell us..

but then I guess it wouldn't be so secretly anymore..

 

[javaguru]

Dude, Pick3 hits on everybody.....

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Dude, Pick3 hits on everybody.....

layinback = pick3?

I've been gone a while, I feel lost.. =/

 

[jack sparrow]

 

[layinback]

you like secretly want to deflower puddlemonkey don't you?

it's ok you can tell us..

but then I guess it wouldn't be so secretly anymore..

deflower? no, his cherry knocked up so far in his ass he could use it for a tail light. way to late for that. i would however like to take a soothing buttermilk bath with him while listening to his extensive barbara streisand collection and if something else transpires in this process then so be it.