I'm a gay man magnet, but...

[FriendlyCanadian]

deflower? no, his cherry knocked up so far in his ass he could use it for a tail light. way to late for that. i would however like to take a soothing buttermilk bath with him while listening to his extensive barbara streisand collection and if something else transpires in this process then so be it.

lolol best answer I've heard in a while!

 

[layinback]

layinback = pick3?

I've been gone a while, I feel lost.. =/

OH MY CHRIST.

 

[PICK3]

OH MY CHRIST.

X 1,000,000,000,000

 

[bw1]

young girls still hit on me too. One offered to pay for 1/2 the cost of the locksmith because I locked the keys in the car at Red Lobster... And she saw the ring on my finger and knew my woman was in the restaurant. A gay guy kept following me around last time we were in San Antonio.

lol @ Red Lobster.......

 

[georgie24]

X 1,000,000,000,000

lol@ at your sig!!